A/N: This story is written a a play because I thought it would be really fun to act out. My little brother (I will not use his name - I will just call him Pickle) came up with the idea while we were playing Kingdom Hearts.
::The Keyhole::
Narrator: After years and years of ----
Sora: (looks up) Okay, listen Narrator, man-lady -- whatever. Its only been one damn day and we're already fucking lost. Be a little more accurate.
Narrator: -- traveling, Sora and the gang have stopped being precise and ACCURATE in there venturing, and now --- their lost.
Sora: Oh, you bitch (crosses arms)
Donald: (sighs) Who cares what world we're on. I just wanna go home.
Sora: (glares at Donald with annoyed expression) We just ate popsicles and now you want a ice cream cone?
Goofy: He said he needed to use a phone ya jackass , uh-hilk.
Sora: (whispers) How the hell do you know what that little thing says anyway?
Goofy: (shrugs)
Narrator: Now at lost and confused, the gang wonder this pitch black world blind.
Sora: (arms out feeling his surroundings) Hey! I found something.
Donald: Oooh, me too!
Goofy: (jumps) Hold it sailor!
Donald: (mutters) My bad - but it was just SO firm.
Sora: (gasps) It's a keyhole.
Goofy: Don't ya still have that keyblade thingy?
Sora: Hell yeah! (holds keyblade up) Maybe this is where I can finally eliminate darkness!
Donald: Give it a try!
Goofy: (pats Donald, clicks his tongue, and shakes his head). You will NEVER fly.
Sora: (jams the keyblade in)
????#!: Aaaaaaahhhhh (manly screech)
????#2: (flicks a switch) Heartburn again Wilbur? Take your - Aah! (high pitched scream)
Goofy: (points at the source) Look! The light!
Sora: Its restored!
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