Deidara glared with furiosity at anyone who dared look at him, such was his glare even the mighty Sharignan and Rinnegnan had to look away in fear for melting or something. Currently only two other people were in the room beside Deidara, they were Hidan and Itachi, the two people Deidara disliked the most out of the Akatsuki members.
"For fuck's sake Blondie can you stop trying to kill everyone who looks at you by glaring at them." Hidan said sitting next to the blond, he glared at him and Hidan could not help from flinch slightly under the glare.
"Dear Jashin, I thought Red-eye's glare was bad, what's got you in a pissy mood." Hidan said looking at Itachi who glared, but nothing near as powerful as Deidara's. Deidara instantly pushed up the huge, newly aquirred, mesh-covered breasts in his face. Hidan had a mild nose-bleed.
"Don't you think these are good enough a reason for you, un." Deidara pretty much screamed, Hidan stared at them then grinned.
"You make a hot bitch." Hidan said moving closer to him, Hidan grabbed Deidara's chin and forced his (or shall I say her) face towards him, Itachi's eyes widened barely noticeably as he watched them from the corner of his eye. He was about to leapt in and stop whatever Hidan was going to do but he decided to see if Deidara could handle it first, if she (I know Deidara's a boy but some freak accident turned him into a girl and now I'll refer him as one) could not he would take action and rescue her even though she was probally be less than grateful. He watched, taking a bite of his dango, as Deidara put his hand to Hidan's face away. However his hand mouth promptly chomped off Hidan's nose. Having not liked the taste the mouth spat it out hitting Hidan right in the eye. Standing up, Hidan glared at Deidara furiously clutching his eye and the gap where his nose had been.
"You'll pay for that, you bitch." Hidan snarled a manical look in his eyes, Deidara stood up not about to be put down in a fight anytime soon.
"Round-house-kick-no-jutsu!" Deidara cried kicking him in the groind, Hidan gave an undignified squeal and sank down to his knees.
"FALCON-PUNCH-no-jutsu!" Deidara said punching Hidan in the now accessable face, there was a crunch on impact and Hidan went flying through several walls until crashing into a thick tree, the tree cracked and landed on him. Itachi winced slightly and focused on his dango, he did not need to take care of her after all, she had clearly proven that she could take care of herself. Itachi, dango still in mouth, sat down to a sitting again Deidara. Deidara glared at him and gave him a 'don't-mess-with-me-or-else-you'll-end-up-like-Hidan' look.
"That was almost impressive." The Uchiha said, Deidara frowned, he had stressed almost deliberately long. Was he trying to piss him off.
"Shut up, un." Deidara snarled standing up and glaring at the weasel, the weasel expressionlessly raised an eyebrow. Deidara stamped his foot in frustation, his foot slipped on something and he went flying into Itachi. The sofa tipped over leaving Itachi lying on his back and Deidara on top of him in a very compromising postion, when else would the leader, his partner, Deidara's partner and Itachi's partner walk in but just then. Kisame and Sasori smirked at them, whilst Pein raised an inquistive eyebrow whilst Konan looked overjoyed for some reason.
"Please try to keep pleasure separate from work." Pein said curtly, blushing Deidara shot up off of Itachi and brushed herself down as if she was covered in poison. Kisame and Sasori were both almost in tears from laughter, Deidara and Itachi glared at him silencing them both, it was difficult to tell who had the most impressive glare. Then Sasori slipped and knocked Deidara to the ground, they landing in the same postion as Itachi and Deidara were in.
"I'll say the same to you Sasori." Pein said, a small twitch to the side of his mouth, Sasori and Deidara glared at him, Kisame was on the floor in tears of laughter now.
"D-Danna, you're squishing me." Deidara said finding it difficult to breath with a reasonable heavy chunk of wood on him, Sasori stood up and offered him a hand which Deidara gladly took.
"Sorry brat, I slipped on something." Sasori said pulling the blonde up, he smirked "You're heavier as a girl." He told her, she nodded accepting this easily and in argeement.
"It's these." She hold him pushing up her breasts, "They feel like bricks on my chest, un." She added, Sasori had he been human would of had a nosebleed, Kisame not having the advantage of being wood had one though. Pein and Itachi having the amazing control they had over emotions did not though, Konan glared at Deidara did he really have no shame? Sasori nodded hurriedly as a reply, what could he really say to that? Deidara bent down, Sasori looked the other way, she picked up a soft pink (rather squished) object.
"This is what you slipped on Danna, it's probally what I slipped on as well." Deidara said looking at it, then realization dawned on her face and laughed. "Oh, it's Hidan's nose from when I bit it off." Everyone but Itachi who had been there stared at her as if she was insane.
"You bit Hidan's nose off." Pein said disbelievingly.
"It was self-defense." Deidara said pouting cutely and crossing her arms.
"Where's Hidan now?" Kisame asked cleaning up his nose-bleed from earlier, Itachi pointed to the Hidan-shaped hole in the wall, some what surprised they had not already noticed it. Pein groaned, Kakuzu was sure to complain about the expense of filling the holes and they would be filled in cheaply or be made into doorways (without the door as they would be too expensive) which ever the cheapest he would do. He was destracted from his thoughts by a zooming orange-masked subordinate glomping Deidara. Despite only recently being introduced into the Akatsuki Tobi had quickly became obsessed with the blonde, going so far to stalk him everytime he went out.
"Sempai!" Tobi said hugging Deidara tightly, Deidara just stared at him blankly.
"What are you doing, un?" Deidara asked curiously.
"I love you, sempai." Tobi murmured snuggling into Deidara's stomach, Deidara looked down at him a small blush coming to his cheeks.
"Err... thank you, un." Deidara said pushing Tobi away, Tobi's eyes fell on Deidara's breasts.
"When did Sempai become a girl?" Tobi asked, Deidara looked where Tobi was staring and glared at him, Tobi then looked into Deidara's eye. "You make a very beautiful girl." Tobi said, Deidara's entire face went crimson. Deidara nearly gave a shriek as strong arms gripped around her waist from behind and slung her on broad shoulders.
"Dei-chan's mine, assholes." Hidan cried laughing as Tobi, Sasori and Itachi glared at him.
"I belong to no-one!" Deidara protested, beating his fists against Hidan's back, Hidan ignored him and stuck his tounge out at Tobi, Sasori and Itachi and ran off with Deidara still slung over his shoulder. Sasori leapt after him without a second's thought, swiftly followed by Tobi and Itachi. Kisame just blinked and looked at Konan and Pein.
"What just happened?" Kisame asked bewildered.