Mew Chi: Ok, me and my friend Kuroko wrote this. (not her real name)
Kuroko: I like cookies...
Kish: freak...
Samara: I like blood...
Mew Chi: I hate you all
Kuroko: (huggles Kish)
Mew Chi: (wacks Kuroko on the head with a broom) HEY! He's MINE!
Kish: WTF...
Mew Chi: (pushes Kuroko away and hugs Kish)
Kish: crazy evil fangirls
Kuroko: I love him more!
Mew Chi: I made a website all about him! Plus you also like Inuyasha, Gaara, Sasuke, Sesshomaru, Ed, Ryou, Kyo, Yuki, Lee, wow you like a lot of anime guys...I on the other hand am a Kish fangirl only.
Gaara: (appears out of nowhere) you like me?!
Kuroko: (huggles Gaara)(drools) YES!
Gaara: (controls sand) Back away or else...
Kuroko: fine (crosses arms angrily)
Mew Chi: wow, this is a long conversation...I guess I don't need to add a story to this
Kuroko: Cool! More time with Gaara!
Gaara: (backs away slowly and runs away)
Kuroko: WAIT GAARA! I LOVE YOU!! (chases after Gaara)
Mew Chi: Creepy...
Samara: YOU'RE NO BETTER! You're obsessed with a green haired alien!
Mew Chi: A sexy green haired alien... : )
Kish: I'm still here you know
Mew Chi: Why do you love Ichigo!? All she ever does is reject you!
Kuroko: (returns covered in sand) Gaara tried to kill me... (sob)
Samara: That's what you get for loving a sand demon...wait, he is a demon...HES MINE!!
Mew Chi: Ok...I'm officially creeped out now.
Samara: (runs in the direction Gaara went)
Kuroko: (runs after her) No, HES MINE!!
Kish: Samara is a fangirl...fandemon too?
Mew Chi: Anime guys are so much cuter...
Kish: I'm just gonna go now (runs away)
(Kuroko and Samara return, covered in sand...and blood)
Samara: You know what? Never mind, you can have him.
Kuroko: ...I still like him.
Inuyasha: (crashes through door) Where is Sesshomaru!?
Kuroko: (hearts in eyes) INUYASHA!! (huggles Inuyasha)
Mew Chi: I must find Kish! (runs off to search for him)
Gaara: What? You don't love me anymore? (sobs and runs away bawling)
Inuyasha: What? Ok, I guess I'm just gonna go now...
Kuroko: NO! Don't go! Wait...OSUWARI!!
Inuyasha: Haha, it only works when Kagome says it, and she's not here right now!
Kagome: (appears out of nowhere) Innnuyaashhaaa...OSUWARI!!
Inuyasha: (crashes to the ground) (twitch...twitch...twitch)
Mew Chi: (comes back dragging Kish by the ear) Woah, what happened here?
Kuroko: Gaara's jealous, Inuyasha's twitching and in pain, and Kagome's angry.
Samara: Wow, there's a lot of strange people here.
Kish: Why'd you have to drag me back here!?
Mew Chi: Because I am a crazy rabid fangirl that is not going to let you leave so easily...
Samara: You have a condition that can't be helped Mew Chi.
Kagome: (drags Inuyasha by the leg all the way back to their realm)
Inuyasha: (digs claws in to the floor) NOOOO!!
Kuroko: NOOO!! How dare you take him away from me you-
Masaya: (appears out of nowhere)
Kuroko: It's MASAYA!! Let's kill him! (takes out shuriken)
Mew Chi: (pulls out duel blades) sounds good
Samara: (sharpens claws) MWAHAHA
Kish: (pulls out dragon swords) With pleasure
Gaara: (crashes through door) Kill? Sounds good. (controls sand)
Taruto: What? Why am I here? Wait, an angry mob? COOL! (pulls out weapon toy thing...)
Masaya: (gulp) Ummmm...guys?
angry mob: (attacks Masaya)
Masaya: AAAGGGHHHH!!!
Masaya fanclub: (swoops in on vine through window) We'll save you Masaya! (grabs battered Masaya and jumps out of the window, fall eight stories to their death)
Mew Chi: wow...this is by far the strangest thing I've ever written or heard...
Pudding: (comes in and sees Taruto) TARU-TARU!!!
Taruto: AK! Get away you annoying monkey girl!
Pudding: AWWW! Somebody needs a hu-ug...
Taruto: NOOO!!! (tries to jump out window but remembers the Masaya fangirls and runs back in to the room and comes face to face with Pudding)
Pudding: I still got a hug in me...
Taruto: NOOOO!!! (gets hugged by Pudding)
Mew Chi: Awwww, you know you like her deep down.
Kish: Yeah, it's so obvious.
Kuroko: How cute.
Taruto: I loathe you ALL.
Santa: (crashes down through chimney) HOHOHO! ou've all been very naughty children.
Mew Chi: Who you callin' a child fat man! I happen to be a demon!
Kuroko: Hey...since we couldn't kill Masaya, let's kill this dude!!!!
(mob forms again)
Santa: HOHO...ho? (tries to run but is too fat and slow and trips over fat roll)
Mew Chi: It's a giant fatroll! Maybe it's friendly!
Samara: what?
Kuroko: It's an inside joke. You wouldn't understand.
Kish: I do not want to understand.
(Santa jumps out window but does not die because of fat, instead, fat acts as padding/bounciness. He bounces all the way back to the north pole)
Mew Chi: ok...I'm just going to end this chapter now...Ja Ne.
Samara: Please leave a review for our stupidity
Kuroko: And remember kids, an apple a day keeps the hobos away!
Everyone: WHAT!? Oh well (begins to sing the happy song)
Gaara: I love you ! You love me! We're a great big family! (way offtone)
Everyone: STFU! You sing badly!
Gaara: (cries)