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Enjoy! Because a person has to be on crack to crossover "—" with anything!
Ichigo looked at the backs of the three men in front of him with wide eyes. Masaka…
"Who the hell are you?!" he whispered to himself. Looking at them earlier…from the way they were acting, I would have never even… "You can't be human…" he finished the thought.
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy!" the one in the middle answered in an undeniable tone of confidence. His head turned and the face under the straw hat smiled at him childishly. "Pleased to meet you!"
"Roronoa Zoro," the green-haired man to his right said, head slightly tilted back.
"Sanji," the blond on the left muttered over a cigarette. " 'Black-Leg' Sanji, if you prefer.
"Oi, Luffy," 'Zoro' asked. "Can we finish this guy off quickly? I want to take a nap…"
"Tch. Lazy-ass," the blonde snorted. 'Luffy' struck a thoughtful pose, though Ichigo had a feeling a decision had already been made in that overly simple mind.
"Yosh! Whoever takes him down first gets a prize!"
"Baka! Don't turn this into a competition!" Zoro stooped, turning fully to his captain with irritated eyes. "And what the hell kind of vague reward is that?!"
"What's the matter, Marimo? Afraid you'll lose?" Sanji spoke around his cigarette, smirking.
"What was that, ero-chef?"
"You heard me, marimo."
"Bastard…"
"Shit swordsman!"
Behind them, Ichigo sweat-dropped. Are we going to be alright?
Bleach/One Piece
…what the heck was I thinking…