-Authors Note- This is set in modern day USA, and has characters personalities, looks, and names from Naruto. And I got inspired by the story from the story Teeth. Disclaimer* I do not own Naruto, I do not in any way gain money for this. It is merely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!

Vagina Dentata

" Mutations. It is how we became human. When an animal adapts, the DNA changes to help that creature survive. Now turn to page 130 and began reading please." I flipped though my Biology book to page 130 as Mr. Iruka Umino asked. I read about rattle snakes, about there mutation. It was weird to think about how things can suddenly be different. How can one day a species be the prey, then the next they mutated and are the predator?

I definitely did not like the thought of creatures mutating, "It's so unnatural." I blurted out my thoughts.

"Actually Sakura it is the most Natural things there is, well beside our basic need of reproducing and getting food." Mr. Umino said with a smile and a blush. "It's the theory in which-"

"The fittest survive. Yes I know. Charles Darwin came up with it, or perfected. Which ever it was!" I Waved away the conversation as fast as I could. Of course I knew, I am one of the smartest people here. Besides Sasuke Uchiha and Neji Hyuuga.

"I don't think she knows much about the reproduction!" Cried out Ino, a blonde hair, blue eyed Bimbo. "We all know Sakura is saving herself!" Everyone began laughing besides Naruto, Sasuke, , and Neji. Two in which thought they were to cool to laugh, one was a teacher so he couldn't , but there was no reason for Naruto. Besides he knew I would beat his ASS!

"Ms. Yamanaka, go to Principle Tsunade immediately." Mr. Umino pointed for the door. Ino abruptly got up and headed for the door. My eyes followed her, and her eyes stayed on me. When she reached the door she stuck her tongue out at me. I quickly moved my eyes to the teacher, he was looking strait at me with a sad face. If looks could kill, his would be the one that would bring you back to life. "Ms. Haruno, will you see me after class?" I shook my head yes. He was probably only going to say sorry, men were to proud to say it out loud.

For the remainder of the time in class, I stared at Sasuke, he was beautiful. But he wouldn't even second look me. He has for Ino, mainly because her big boobs, which were probably the only reason guys liked her. All I had was a giant forehead… Who would like that? It is true that I am saving myself for Sasuke. I am waiting for him and him alone, he is my soul mate and I know it. And when he asks me to marry him, on our honeymoon, we will be physically connected not just mentally.

As if I called his name, he looked up at me and smiled. He gently gave me that 'Hey, what's up nod?' that all the cool people do. I smiled and quickly looked down. I tried to read the printed words in the books, but they all were going crazy. They soon formed words that weren't in the book. Words of how me and Sasuke would… "Uh!" I said, thank god the bell rang when I did. I closed the book. "I must be going crazy!" I said to myself breathing hard as if I just ran a mile. I saw a hand push a piece of folded paper in front of me, it said 'Sakura' on it. When I looked up, the owner of the hand was Sasuke Uchiha. A blush flew on my cheeks again ad I grabbed the note. He smiled and walked off with a cool stride.

I was beginning to open the letter when I herd Mr. Umino come closer to me. I completely forgot about him wanting to see me after class. I folded the paper back up and put it in my book. I would read it when he is done with what ever he had to say.

"Ms. Haru-"

", you can call me Sakura! It's okay, we aren't in class." I interrupted and stood up moving in front of my desk to be a bit closer to where he was so the conversation wouldn't be weird.

"Right, Sakura!" He smiled. "I'm Sorry about today and-"

"It's fine, now is that all, can I go?" I really wanted to read the letter!

"No-" He cleared his throat. "Sakura don't let what Ino said, get you down." He walked up right next to me and took a strand of my hair, "You are so much better than her!" He examined my hair, then put it up to his nose and smelled it. I felt a blush rise on my face again.

"Mr..Mr.. Um…I..No.." I stuttered.

"SHH," He hissed at me and leaned in close to my neck. He gently smelled my hallow, then kissed it.

I ran for the door. "This was a good talk Mr. Umino, see you Monday!" I waved franticly and ran out the door. "Whoa, what just happened?" I found began asking myself. I slowed down when I was almost out the front door. I got to many strange stars, so I thought it would be okay to just walk from here. When I opened the door the sun blinded me, but there was someone leaning on the railing at the end of the steps. He looked like an angel. It was Sasuke. I smiled at him and kept walking down the steps, even though I would want to stare a bit more, I was in a hurry to get home and wash my neck.

"Hey, did you read the note?" He asked me and caught my arm almost knocking me off balance.

"Note?" I asked forgetting that he slipped me a note, then it registered. "Oh no, I completely forgot!" I reached in my book and found it, dropping my book I franticly tried to open it.

"Hey," he put his hand on my desperate fingers, "I'll just ask you now! It's okay!" He smiled. "If you would like to, do you want to go to the movies with me now?"

"Now?"

"Yeah, now!"

"Like right now!"

Yes right now." He seemed to get a bit frustrated when having to repeat himself.

"Okay, to make sure I clarify, you want to go to the movies, right now, on a da-"

"Yes on a date, right now, are we clear!"

"Crystal clear." I smiled and nodded like an idiot. He made me so stupid.

"So is that a ye-"

"Oh, yes I would love to!" I smiled

"Cool, because I have my brothers car."

"Oh that's nice of him, he let you barrow it!"

"No I took it!" He was serious. And with that I had my frist date. A date with someone who I desperately wanted to have babies with.

One/End

*Note my first chapter story so try to be kind!