(As usual, bold is me, underlined bold is Spades)Someone suggested that since we review so many trollfics, we should try writing one ourselves. So here we go; The Lunar Destiny.
We will be winging this and making it all up as we go. We won't plan out a plot, we wont plan ahead like we do most other actual stories/fanfics we write (Which I noticed we only ever posted 1 fanfic we've written on here. M.C WE MUST CHANGE THAT
Calm your tits, Spades. Lets just write. I call first chapter, you get the next.
(Remember, bold = M.C., underlined bold = Spades, italic bold = Winterbornbree. [me!])
Allegiance
Nightclan
Leader: Fallingstar- A black with white spotted tom
Deputy: Honeybear- A large, intimidating golden tom (...I'm sorry, but I can't take anyone seriously with a name like that.)
Medicine Cat: Bleedingheart- A ginger she-cat with brown eyes (Bleedingheart? So are you named after the flower? Or are you just too softhearted to function?)
(Apprentice: Gingerpaw)
Warriors:
Hickerybranch: A brown tom with brown eyes
(Apprentice: Echopaw)
Frozensoul: A white she-cat with piercing blue eyes (Let it go! Let it go-*chokes* Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Sparklemoth: A pitch black she-cat
Daisydream: A white tomcat with green eye
Dewcloud: A brown tom with sleek fur.
(Apprentice: Wolfpaw)
Sweetsong: A she-cat with brown fur and half a tail
Talltail: A grey tom with long legs (Sure, name a tom with long legs, Talltail... Fallingstar need to be renamed, Failstar.)
Onepelt: A shecat with yellow fur (I'd be concerned if this cat had two or three other pelts.)
Graniteheart: A gray tomcat
(Apprentice: Lunarpaw)
Silentsong: A shecat with black and white fur
Firewing: A blazing orange tom with green eyes
Blueflame: A quiet cat with a blue pelt
(Apprentice: Cometpaw)
Queens
Blackcat: A black shecat (No! You don't say?)
Frostwing: A white shecat, mother to Lunarpaw and Cometpaw
Eyecloud: A brown she-cat
Apprentices:
Lunarpaw: A beautiful shecat with dark purple almost black fur and bright green eyes.
Cometpaw: A red tom with red eyes.
Gingerpaw: A grey she-cat with blue eyes
Echopaw: A black and white stripped she-cat
Wolfpaw: A blue-gray tom.
Kits
Tornadokit: A gray she-cat (Mother Eyecloud)
Floodkit: A blue tom (Mother Eyecloud)
Bearkit: A brown cat (Mother Blackcat)
Elders
OneLeg: a three legged tom
Dulleye: A blind shecat
Dayclan
Leader: Horsestar: A brown tom
Deputy: Leopardfleece: A spotted she cat
Medicine cat: Sparkletongue: A she cat with light blue fur
Warriors:
Lambheart: A tabby tom
(Apprentice Oceanpaw)
Obsidianclaw: A black she cat (This sounds rather familiar. Obsidianwing? Is that you?)
(Apprentice Snakepaw)
Talonfur: A calico she cat
Spikeclaw: A tom with spikey sandy fur
(Apprentice Firepaw)
Sleetfall: A white tom
BurningIce: A white tom with ginger patches
Frostflame: A ginger she cat with white stomach
(Apprentice Starpaw)
Raventail: A black she cat
Queens
Monkeypelt: A brown she cat (Mother of Brokenkit)
Houndfang: A tortoiseshell she cat (Mother of Rookkit and Cobblekit)
Tawnyface: A light tabby she cat (Mother of Pantherkit)
Apprentices
Firepaw: A ginger tom
Snakepaw: A gray tom
Starpaw: A purple she-cat (...This is cause for suspicion...)
Oceanpaw: A dark blue she cat
Kits
Brokenkit: A she cat with a broken paw
Pantherkit: A black she cat
Cobblekit: A dark gray tom
Rookkit: A black tom
Elders
Sootyash: A dark gray tom
Morningglory: a calico she cat
Moonclan
Leader Hotstar: A tortoiseshell tom
Deputy Phoenixblaze: A fiery ginger tom
Medicine Cat Tigerbarb: A dark tabby she cat with white paws
(Apprentice: Treepaw)
Warriors
Fuzzyfur: A fuzzy she cat with ginger fur.
Beetleclaw: A dark blue tom
(Apprentice Jaypaw)
Creekfoot: A tortoiseshell tom
Mosseye: A black she cat
Wildjewel: A gray tom
Brightprism: A light tabby tom
Bramblespark: A dark tabby she cat
(Apprentice Eclipsepaw)
Queens
Tangleheart: A she cat with tangled brown fur
Scarflower: A red she cat with a scar on her back
Apprentices
Jaypaw: a gray-blue tom with blue eyes
Treepaw: A brown tom
Eclipsepaw: A black she cat with a white belly
Kits
Wishkit: A silver she cat
Fluffkit: A fluffy white tom
Elders
Rubywing: A reddish she cat
Lemonfeather: A yellowish she cat
Sunclan
Leader Jupiterstar: A golden colored tom.
Deputy Cherrydrop: a white tom
Medicine Cat Fleabite: An old brown she cat
(Apprentice Spiritpaw)
Warriors
Lightchase: A white she'cat
Cheesetail: A yellow-gray tom (The heck? How do cats know what cheese is?)
(Apprentice Howlpaw)
Sapphiretail: A green she-cat
Rockyroad: A muddy brown tom
Bluetalon: A blue she cat
(Apprentice Songpaw)
Foxclaw: A russet colored tom.
Queens
Snowclaw: A white she cat (Mother of Amazonkit, Craigskit, and Angieskit)
Dynamitepad: A reddish orange she cat
Apprentices
Howlpaw: A dark gray with black stripes tom
Spiritpaw: A silver colored tom
Songpaw: A white she-cat
Kits
Amazonkit: A white she cat (Mother Snowkit (Kits having kits?! What has this world come to?!)
Angieskit: A black she cat (Mother Snowclaw)
Craigskit: A gray tom, (Mother Snowclaw) (Craigslist keeps coming up in my mind every time I read this. *facepalm*)
Elders
Toadheart: A grouchy old tom
It was dark as the cats of Starclan gathered around a pool filled with glistening stars. Their fur was made of stars as well.
"There is a prophecy!" One starry cat; Kitsunestar, declared earning the undivided attention of the others, "The Lunar moon must rise up and destroy the blazing comet!" the leader whispered loudly. (Hmm... The beginning is kinda familiar. Where have we seen this before?)
"It's about Lunarkit!" (Well, someone takes after Sherlock...)
A large tom cried out, tears running down his face, "She is destined to have more power than anyone ever imagined!" (That can't be good... Red flags at the ready!)
Kitsunestar nodded joyfully somber, "We must alert Bleedingheart of this prophecy!"
"I will do it," a pink starry cat said as she stepped forward, "I'll tell Bleedingheart," she said turning around and walking away to tell Bleedingheart of the prophecy. (Redundancy is redundant.)
So what did you guys think? Trollish enough for you guys? Leave a review and let Spades and I know. Next chapter you get to meet said cats.
Heads up: we're taking things we've learned from other troll fics into writing this; so obnoxiously 'pure' character (More like 'you can't be mean! you must be good and moral cats and always say and do nice things!' kind of pure. The annoying kind) as well as 'everyone loves her'.
(Dear Lord why? *cries* That's a sure recipe for an obnoxious Mary-Sue. Oh who am I kidding? I'm just stating the obvious! Anyway, will we ever see the next chapter? Will I be able to stand Lunarkit long enough not to kill her? Will I come up with funnier lines next time? Maybe. Let's find out! - Winterbornbree)