Abridged Kirby: Episode 54
JadeDragonKnight
Part 1
It was yet another day in Dreamland. Yes, it's another day. Sorry but it didn't blow up overnight. Anyway, on this particular day Bun, Fumu and Kirby were running around on the endless hills and fields. Since nothing normal happens on 'another days', you are about delve into something weird. Turn back now or forever lose your peace!
"Is it just me, or do your feet feel itchy too?" Fumu asked.
"It's just you, sis," Bun replied.
"Poyo," Kirby confirmed.
The boys then proceeded to run around in the high grass again. Fumu made a questionable 'hmm' and examined her oval shaped feet. Much to her displeasure, she saw tiny red insects crawling on her.
"CHIGGERS!" she screamed.
The boys stopped and looked back at her.
"Get'em off! Get'em off!" Fumu cried as she ran around in circles, shaking her hands sideways in disgust.
Suddenly, a huge flaming spaceship broke through the clouds and crash landed just over the next hill from where the kids were. Bun ran over to Fumu, who was still freaking out over the blood sucking parasites.
"Fumu, let's go check that ship out!"
"It itches so bad!" she cried as she furiously scratched her feet.
Bun shrugged and said, "Come on Kirby."
"Piyo!"
They ran toward the crash site. Fumu glanced up for a second.
"Hey, wait for me!" she shouted as she ran after them.
When they got there, they saw that the ship was just about to go over a cliff. Kirby randomly grew humongous muscles and threw the ship from its precarious position. Upon hitting the ground, the hatch opened. They crept up to the opening. Just then, a lance with a bent end stuck out at them. A round man with a helmet came forth from the rocket.
"You demons will not take my life so easily," he said in a low tone.
"Hey, it's against the rules of chivalry to point a sword at the people that saved you," Fumu nagged, smacking the weapon out of her face.
Bun shielded his mouth and whispered, "It's a lance."
"I know that," she murmured back.
"You know the ways of chivalry?" the alien asked.
He lowered his lance and flipped open the slit visor. The opening revealed a tan face with big eyes and a lighter brown moustache and large eyebrows.
"Then you can't be demon beasts," he finished. He bowed and added, "I am Quixano. May I know the names of the people that rescued me?"
"I'm Fumu," she informed then pointed to the boys and said, "This is Bun and Kirby."
He nodded, "Pleased to meet yo-"
He face suddenly froze, his eye twitching.
"Uh, Quixano?"
"JUDGEMENT!" he screamed before slamming his lance down square on Kirby's head, which got a face full of dirt.
Fumu and Bun gawked at the pink puffball. Quixano shook his head and looked at the ball as well.
"I apologize," he sighed, "that happens sometimes."
"No kidding," Fumu replied, still wide eyed.
Kirby's foot twitched.
"Got a place to eat?" the knight asked.
Later, Quixano was inhaling (not like Kirby) his food in Kawasaki's restaurant. The kids stared at him in astonishment as bowl after bowl stacked next to him. The chef walked in with another plate, beaming.
"You have a good appetite," he said happily as he set the next portion in front of him, which was quickly devoured.
After he finished, he leaned back in his chair with a content sigh and patted his stomach.
"I thank you for your gracious hospitality," Quixano said to Kawasaki.
"Well, you know," the chef blushed as he scratched the back of his head.
"Where'd you come from anyway?" Bun asked.
"Well, that's not really important since I was banished," the knight explained.
"For what?"
"JUDGEMENT!"
At that moment, all the bowls and plates went flying through the air. The kids slowly raised their heads from under the table when the crashing sounds ended.
"Oh, that's why," Fumu said.
"I'll clean that up," Quixano sighed, sweat of embarrassment appearing on his head.
"What do you do for a living? It's obviously not washing dishes."
"I slay demon beasts," he replied, jumping out of his chair. "If you have a demon problem I will gladly dispose of it."
Just then, Dedede and Escargon rolled up in their luxury car. Then, Bun got an evil idea.
"Actually, there's one right now," he sneered, jabbing his thumb at the fat king, "The demon beast Dedede!"
"Don't you dare," Fumu scolded.
"Fear not," he said, rising his lance and sealing his helmet, "I will smite this horrible Dedede!"
He ran outside and pointed his weapon at his target.
"Quake with fear monster, for it will be the last thing you do," Quixano informed.
"What are you talking about old man?" the king scoffed.
"Don't address the king like that," Escargon yelled.
"Now feel the sting of my- JUDGEMENT!" he screamed as he pounced on the car and swung wildly.
The penguin and snail jumped out of the car and fled with the mad man behind them. Then, Sword and Blade stepped in his way, allowing the king and attendant to escape. He halted and breathed heavily like a wild animal.
"Show us what you got," they said in unison as they drew their swords.
"JUDGEMENT!"
They began swinging and blocking each other's attacks. Then, the old knight calmed down and panted. Sword and Blade nodded and left him. He looked around in confusion then sighed.
"I did it again didn't I?"
"Yup," Fumu said as the kids walked up to him.
"But, you didn't get him!" Bun exclaimed.
"I will search the ends of the planet to find and slay him!" the knight called as he ran in the direction of the black tire streaks.