During Snow Mountain Syndrom there was the scene where Asahina visited Kyon in his room but it wasn't really her. The same happened with the other SOS Brigade members. This is my take on what happened between a fake Kyon and Yuki in her room at the same time. This isn't my best work because I really didnt put a whole lot of effort into it but I decided to publish it just for the sake of having it published. Maybe I'll rewrite it someday when I have a little more free time on my hand but as of now this is just going to have to do.

Obviously I havent magically gained ownership of the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.


Yuki's Variation

Program complete,

Thought the humanoid interface referred to as Yuki sitting on her bed. Though it was not required she laid down on her back, lying as rigidly as a board.

The program may have been completed but due to restrictions caused by the space she was in she knew it would still take 30 minuets to take effect.

29:13:07

Passively she kept track of the passing of time until the execution of her program.

26:32:14

The purpose of the program was a means of escape from the time distorting dimension that appeared as a snow storm and an empty mansion.

21:56:33

A copy of one of a brigade member would visit an original and would behave in such a way that would be defined as abnormal and would raise suspicion.

17:49:57

What would happen between a copy member and an original member was a programmed variable based on what action was determined could never happen or would never be done.

13:03:50

Also it was in the program that when the connection of who was visited by who it would be in the shape of a number that would then but the clue to the answer to the key at the door that was the second part of the program.

06:27:04

Unable to access more of her abilities the best she could do was rely simply on a chain reaction variable that would determine all other variables in the problem. Se even she didn't know who would visit who and would the copy member would do. This method also had the benefit of keeping whomever it was containing them in the dimension from interfering or having knowledge of what was to happen.

00:01:28

00:00:03

00:00:02

00:00:01

Appearing at her door stood Kyon in the clothes he had worn on the day he had taken her to the library for the first time.

"Nagato, there's something I need to tell you."

She sat up and looked impassively at him. He was nothing more than a copy of the real thing.

"Yuki, I-I love you," he said walking to the bed and sitting next to her.

"I see."

She realized that it had been determined that Kyon announcing his love for her would be considered extremely odd so her program had created this Kyon to do just that. After taking less than a millisecond she figured it was a 1 to 13,793,439,761 chance that the real Kyon would do this.

The false Kyon softly placed a hand on her cheek and she noted that his heart rate was inconsistent with what a typical male in this situation would have been.

He proceeded to lean down and pressed his lips to hers.

With a minor amount of shock she realized that this was what humans called a kiss. For whatever the reason, though even she didn't know, she was unable to figure a proper action and before she could regain her processing skills he had moved his lips from hers.

"You're beautiful when you blush," he whispered in her ear.

"…"

She knew that it could never really happen and the Kyon leaning against her was nothing more than a copy but she wished . . .