Authors note: I've posted a 100-word Drabble for International Fanworks Day but wanted to post the longer version here :)

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"TOOOORRRAAAAOOO !" The captain screamed.

"TORAO LOOKKK" His voice carried around the ship. Getting louder.

"TRAFFIE?" Luffy shouted into the room as the door flung open.

"Oi, what's is going on?" Nami shouts back, despite being all of 3 foot away.

"I've found something!" Luffy smiles widely back.

"Your dignity?" Nami chuckled

"Nooooo, I've found a book!"

"Oi did you go into my research room again?!"

"Shishishi" Luffy shrugged his shoulders. Before leaving the room.

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~ Meanwhile in the kitchen ~

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"What is that boy shouting about now?" Sanji comments

"I'm sure we'll find out soon" Robin replies turning to Law "aren't you going to answer him?"

"Nope"

"Aww but he super wants you" Frankie laughs

"He's just going on about that imaginary book"

"Huh, which book?" Robin finally sets her tea down.

"Some sort of book he's apparently reading"

"He is reading it still then?" Robin smirks

"TRAFFY!" The shouts getting louder with each bang of a door.

"I'm going into hiding" Law mutters getting up and sneaking out the room.

"Luffy's actually reading a book?" Brook laughs,

"I thought he might enjoy it, so gave it to him, Never seen it since though so thought he had thrown it away" Robin shrugs going back to her drink.

"HELLOOOOOOO?!" Luffy shouts as the room shakes from the force he had flung the door open with.

"Oi, what you want?" The gruff sound of Zoros voice cut into Luffy's shouts.

"Looking for Torao I have something to show him!"

"He's on deck somewhere"

"Sweet!"

"Have fun" Leaning back Zoro was snoring before he eyes were fully shut.

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~ Back on deck ~

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Spotting the long-legged man lounging on deck Luffy thundered over

"I've found that book I'm reading!"

"What the non-existing one?" The man replies without opening his eyes

"It does exist and I've found it!~"

"uh-huh" Law mutter while pulling his hat down to cover his eyes

"LOOK!, TORAO LOOKKKKKKKKK" Luffy waves the book in front of the man's face ignoring the fact the hat is covering his eyes.

"Oyer, a mystery book that I've never seen despite being here for several months" sarcasm dripping from every word

"Yes, that one!" The happy go, lucky kid, either didn't hear the sarcasm or just straight up ignored it.

"Hey wait, you're not looking!~" Law could practically hear Luffys lower lip as the young captain mock sulks.

"I am" Law starts to reply as he feels his hat being pulled off his head, he keeps eyes closed in protest.

"No look!" A heavy object came into contact with his head.

"Ahhh" Law grabs his head sitting up. Much to his surprise, there was, in fact, a book on his lap. "It's a book"

"Well duh that's what I've been saying Silly Torao" Luffy laughed

"What you being using it for a pillow?"

"HAHA Books make terrible pillows Taffy, I've been reading it!".

Picking up the book Law started to inspect it.

"Let me guess you found it in a room full of books"

"what?"

"I bet you just went and picked up any old book, you've not been reading this"

"Nu-uh I have been!, I found it in my room, it was under my pillow"

"But you just said?" Making eye contact Law decided to abandon trying to make sense of this conversation.

"What you chatting?" Luffy looked confused "I told you I was reading a book ages ago, have you forgotten?, It's about a wizard after this really bad guy! but first, he has to go to school to learn about being a wizard because his cupboard under the stairs doesn't have any magic"

"How long you been reading this?" Law inspected a practically new unbent spine.

"Umm since Robin joined us, She's the one who gave it to me" Luffy smiled widely

"You've been reading this book, the same book for years, and you haven't got past the 10th page?"

"Well yer, I keep getting tired after reading a couple of sentences so have to start again" Luffy shrugged his shoulders.

Law chuckled.

"Ahh I see, you want me to read It to you?"

"YEP!" The straw hat captain smiled, already lying down with his head resting on laws lap. "Ever heard of this before?"

"No, Harry Potter and the philosophers stone" Torao comments out loud "what kind of name is Harry Potter?"

"What kind of Name is 'Law'?" Lifting his hands to do air quotes "What are you a piece of paper?" With that Luffy was laughing so hard at his own joke gave himself a coughing fit.