She was an inch away from snapping like a soaked twig. If one person, just one single person, from her squad told her about a fight needing broke up or a billion forms needing filled out because her taicho decided he would be a lazy good-for-nothing (she admired Aizen-taicho very much, but honestly, would it really kill the man to pick up a pen after five in the afternoon?) or better yet another fuku-taicho meeting over absolutely nothing that concerned no-one she was going to throw them through a brick wall via a powerful kido spell energy and, by Kami, would it feel good.
The fact she hadn't been able to sleep for the past three days, refusing to take the fourth icky drugs, may have had something to do with her bad mood and short temper.
So she was now lying in bed failing miserably to fall asleep when a rather loud knock came from the other side of her door. She groaned and rolled over burying her head further into her pillow praying whoever it was would just give up and leave her alone. Another knock. Another groan. Apparently they wouldn't just disappear.
It took all her strength to get up and stomped - not walked, stomped - over to the door. She flung open the door with, what she hoped, was the soul society's most terrifying glare. Her squad's third seat, the receiver of the glare, gulped and coughed awkwardly into his fist.
"What do you want Kino?"
"Hinamori fuku-taicho there's a matter of..."
"Skip to the part I care about Kino"
He coughed into his fist again and moved a fallen part of his tan coloured hair behind his ear before continuing "Our fifth seat was on a mission earth side with several members from…"
Hinamori's patience snapped "What part of 'part I care about' don't you understand? It's four in the morning and I am fricking tired so tell me what I have to do so I can go back to bed or I will make sure you feel pain! And plenty of it!"
"Our-fifth-seat-refuses-to-sign-the-fourth-divisions-essential-forms-and-they-needed them-signed-three-hours-ago" the third seat nearly spat out. He had no idea his fuku-taicho could be so…so…threating.
She sighed an angry sigh. More idiots acting like idiots. Bloody tipical. "Where is the moron?"
"In the fourth division's fuku-taicho's office wer…"
"He dragged Isane-Chan into this?!"
"Y-yes ma'am"
She gave a short deadpan look before, ignoring the fact her hair was out of its usual cloth bun and extremely messy, ignoring the fact she was still in her white sleeping robe and also ignoring the fact she had neglected to put shoes on, flash stepped to the fourth's lieutenant's office.
When she got there sure enough there was Rika, her fifth seat, screaming at Isane-Chan, who had her hands up in a defensive position with the fourths' own fifth seat screaming at the fifth division member. Also captain Unohanna was standing in the corner with a deep frown in place apparently fed up by the whole thing. Not bothering to knock she threw open the already slightly opened door causing the room to stop mid yelling and turn there attention to the, by now, extremely angry lieutenant. Rika gave a lopsided grin at her apparently he thought she was there to back him up…big mistake.
"Ahh! Lieutenant! Tell these 'ere stuck-up what-nots! That I…"
Before he could utter another word she gripped his collar and brought his face not and inch away from her own. He paled. She looked angry. He was in trouble.
"You listen to me you little shit! Just sign the fucking papers before I shove my zanpakutou up your ass and force you to lick it clean! Do you understand me?!"
"But! But!"
She started shaking him like a mad woman "I said DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!"
He didn't reply, simply 'meeped' from fear, signed the necessary papers and ran outta there like the dogs from hell themselves were after him.
She took the papers from the desk and shoved them at a quite terrified looking fifth seat. "Do something with these" she said. He didn't need told twice. He bowed respectfully, yet briefly, and ran out, to where, she didn't really care.
She turned to a now slightly amused Unohanna "Can I go back to bed now please?" she was too tired to even be polite. She would apologise later or something.
"Yes. Momo fuku-taicho. Of course. But may I suggest taking those sleeping pills I prescribed? Hmm? A good night's sleep may put you in a better mood"
She merely grunted before bowing "Goodnight Taicho"
"See you tomorrow at the meeting" she said to Isane, who was still too shocked from hearing suck language from our dear sweet, innocent Momo to reply.
She again flash stepped back home and collapsed into bed. Sleep once again evading her. She sighed and grabbed the bottle of sleeping pills. Before she knew it she was out like a light.
