Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Only thing I own is the OMC and the list of cars used from Forza 3 modded how I like em to be. If I did own Resident Evil… Chris and Leon would be busy doing the mattress mambo till they couldn't… "Fire" anymore.

I've always been told I can be more moody than a pregnant woman could ever get. And maybe it has something to do with my sign or whatever; it's there.

I was born on New Years Eve in the early eighties. and growing up I was a curious kid and when it came to certain items I was curious about, I wound up taking the bloody thing apart with a screwdriver to see what was inside it, or what made it tick.

Now I'm 27, brown eyes, no glasses or contacts, weight, 201 15% muscle increase throughout my body in a lithe kind of way. I'm 6'2, large frame medium muscular definition with a combination skin tone. My only distinguishing marks or features would be three tatts: On my left shoulder Neo Conker and Taz standing back to back. Some people count that as two separate tatts but not sure if I do. The Energizer bunny on my right shoulder.

Right: now I remember. The third tatt is on my left wrist and it's important to me. it helps me to remember as does the wallet I'm never giving up. It's just a date on it 1/20/86-6/19/2007 but it's important to me.

Sometimes my hair can look like a wolf's or untamed. I'm unbelievably horny and let's just say it's been a while.

I'm not into rabbit foods or diets unless the food actually has FLAVOR and TASTE!

I love the color of Crimson as it's like this blood red color that's sweet, I'm not that into Grey, I have different music tastes as I like to listen to people who have talent and that's a lot of artists. For my least; that's Country as i don't like it TOO Country. Reba, LeAnne...on the right song they sound more rock than country

I'm not picky when it comes to food: No...wait. Strike that: I can't STAND Calamari, but put a big ass bowl of Peking Duck, or Thick meaty ribs, Lasagna, Ziti or even Chili and I'll eat the entire thing by myself

Another thing that goes with that title of "Eating all by myself" is really good Jamaican grub...I don't do the curry stuff as that would be too hot.

Expletives...if that means swearing then just bloody say it and yes. basically my mouth is a combination of: Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, Wanda Sykes, Sophia Petrillo, Dorthory Zbornak, Ron White, Denis Leery, Chris Rock and Eddie Griffin combined and when I get in one of my moods. If you screwed up you'll know it as I'll give you that "oh you screwed up now" looks and then just start playing the violins.

I'm a smoker...and a drinker but went with cigars or blunt type cigars that are flavored during the day or after great mind-blowing sex.

As for drinking it's casual.

Rainy days: Sleeping in

My parents I never had a deep relationship with them as I never knew my father as for my mom she let my younger brother just dominate her when it came to the bills. I don't have any...wait. Extended family means relatives huh? Three sets of extended relatives.

As for my attitude... Oh look A yacht sailing on by at high speed

My greatest fear is heights, being alone or abandoned. No reason or need to explain why.

He's extremely skilled at gun battles and surviving fights, Bar fights, kicking ass, whuppin ass, Belching contests, farting contests, using telekinesis to manipulate ATM machines into coughing up free cash.

Here it is 2010, and I'm under fire from hostile forces and just firing behind me. I then hid behind a bulldozer as I then moved and fired three shots as I then heard three male blood curdling inhuman screams and then I popped out and fired at two more.

And that's when I saw a shitload of monsters coming my way and I ran for my life as I holstered my rifle, pocketed the drives into my cargo pants and ran like I never ran before

I then heard a chopper flying towards me as I then heard a male voice yelling

"DUSTIN! GRAB THE LADDER!" and when I saw it I grabbed it and held on T I G H T! And then I just looked up at the chopper and at the guy and started to climb the ladder.

The guy realized I had an INTENSE fear of heights as I was just focusing on him and going slowly

"Hold her steady Alex!" the guy called out as I just convulsed and then I climbed up the rest of the way and into the chopper as they pulled the ladder back up and I sat down looking at the guys

"Chris Redfield." Chris replied and as I looked at the blonde

"Leon Kennedy." Leon replied as I was gasping and trying to get the adrenaline down making Chris smile at that as he leaned over and patted my shoulder

"Take your time man…you're not the only one who hates climbing up a ladder to get into a chopper." He replied as I shot him a look and smirked at that

I then just relaxed as I sighed finally

"So…we were surprised to see you on Satellite infiltrating a place even the BSAA declared a "No Chance" mission." Chris asked as I pulled out my rifle and tossed it as he caught it

"Two settings: Green mode: fires it and it floods your body making your senses think you just spent a week having an orgy each and every night with a new group of virgin cheerleaders from high school to College level each night and your body will shoot like you've never shot before and it will last a good seven eight hours, once you're hit. Long enough for me to get in, find it, decode it there, copy it and get out. Red side: One hit kill. It doesn't matter if they're holding riot shields or bullet proof shields. One hit will have them experiencing intense brutal pain throughout their body before they implode." I replied as both looked at it and went

"Mother fucking holy fucking shit!"

"Yeah…rechargeable ammo levels; 200 is the maximum. Fire three or you can fire five times and hide. Or keep firing then duck long enough to let the ammo counter rebuild and the heat to dissipate." I replied as they nodded at that

"So what are you gonna do when we land?" Chris asked as I looked at him

"A: Booze B: A large platter of meaty, juicy, tender BBQ Ribs C: Multiple two liter bottles of Root Beer and Dr. Pepper In that order." I replied as they grinned at that.