Chapter 1: welcome happy couples
Three of the four couples arrived at the 'resort' at the assigned time of 1:00 and they begin to introduce themselves enthusiastically.
"Name's Grimmjow, which one of these are yours" he said as he shook Nnoitra's hand.
"I'm Nnoitra and I'll show you. Hey Shiro" he yelled across the room
"What the fuck could possibly want we just got out the fucking car" Shiro yelled
"I just wanted to say hi" Shiro starred at him for a minute before giving him the finger "Right now"
"Don't make me kick your ass"
"Ok but that finger is still promised, right" he was laughing when he turned to face Grimmjow again "that's mine"
"Feisty, He give out dick threats?"
"Only when I do something he calls immature like putting butter on the floor so he will slip and fall, yea that gets me sleeping on the couch for about a week, but its the price i pay for laughter"
"Right, like putting plastic wrap on the top of the doorway then make him think something bad happened so he would come running into it and falls on the floor, that might get me time in the shower by myself but that's the price I pay for laughter"
"Blondie doesn't understand that, hey I'm Starrk"
"What did you do to the blond?" Nnoitra asked
"I put baby powder in the blow dryer and he was wet when he used it so it was stuck on his hair and body and he had to take another shower he didn't open the door when I went outside to close the car windows"
"It was winter, wasn't it" Grimmjow asked
"Yes, it was cold as hell and I was tired as fuck"
"Ichi did that to me"
"Which one is he"Nnoitra asked
"The one with the orange hair but if he hears you talkin' 'bout his hair don't look at me to help you"
"Got you"
"Hey, I'm Shinji" said a slim blonde
"Hey, I'm Ichigo" said a slim man with bright orange hair
"Hi, I'm Shiro" said a slim man with white skin and white hair
"Now that that's done, who likes to party" Shinji asked
"I was told I can only party with my boyfriend so he can keep an eye on me, over protective pick" Shiro said to nobody directly
"I was told I party too hard and my friends are bad influences on me" Ichigo said
"I'm a stripper and I was born to party"
"I used to strip but school got to crazy and I had to quit" Shiro said
"What do you go to school for?" Ichigo asked
"Law"
Don't it feel good
when I touch on it
wouldn't it be nice if
all night I was in you
"What" Ichigo said answering his phone Grimmjow just had to pick love faces when he called his phone "your across the room, what could you possibly need to call me for"
"I just wanted to tell you I love you" Grimmjow said
"No you didn't"
"Yea I did, I love you, see"
"I'm hanging up now"
"Ok, Ok did you get the bags out the car?"
"No, idiot, if you wasn't staring at my ass you would know that"
"It's a nice ass, can you blame me?"
"Can you blame me for hitting you?"
"Your always so violent with me why can't you be one of those boyfriends who serves me whatever I want"
"Like your maid"
"No, you don't fuck your maid"
"Bye"
"Where you goin'"
"Bye" Ichigo snapped his phone shut
"Who was that" Shinji asked
"My asshole of a boyfriend"
"Which one is he" Shiro asked
"The one with the blue hair"
"Damn, He's hot, Jesus Ichigo how can you abuse such beauty" Shinji all but yelled
"Because his face and his personality don't match, he's hot but he's an asshole but I love him all the same and I told him not to wear that shirt today" Ichigo said talking about Grimmjow's shirt that read 'My dick is like a pacifier when I put in my boyfriend's mouth he shuts up'
"Excuse me, gentlemen" said a man with blonde hair who wore a striped green hat, black trench coat, and carried a fan"My name is Kisuke and I will be your...how can I say this...teacher, mentor, either way I'm here to make your relationships better. This is no regular retreat, this is a beach but you have the option to party and drink..."
"YES!" Ichigo, Shinji, and Shiro cheered in unison
"or put your relationships in danger"
"Damn it"
"Your first class will start soon, so grab your men, bags, and room keys and get settled"
"Really, I stopped goin' to school for a reason" Nnoitra complained
"Shut up, Nnoi" Shiro said
"Why are you so mean to me"
"See boys that's what we're trying to fix" Kisuke said
In each room there was a king sized bed, a big screen tv, a kitchenette, and a full bathroom.
"Ooo Ichi There is only one bed, which means we have to sleep together" Grimmjow said happily
"Shut up, idiot" Grimmjow stuck his tongue out at Ichigo "Don't stick your tongue out at me"
"Just did, whatcha gonna do" he said moving closer
"Don't touch me"
"Or what Ichi" he said reaching out to tickle him
"Don't tickle me hahahaha stop hahahahaha stop" as Grimmjow tickled Ichigo til they fell on the bed. Ichigo hit him.
"Ow"
"Next time I tell you to stop and you don't I'm charging you for sexual harassment"
"So this is sexual harassment" he kissed his neck
"S-stop we just got here" he stuttered when Grimmjow got to the spot behind his ear
"So"
"Hey, you can't wait til you put your stuff away before you start fucking" Shiro yelled into the room
"That's what I'm talking 'bout, don't wait just do it" Nnoitra yelled
"Sh-Shut up" Ichigo was turning red with embarrassment
"Look Ichi your turning into a strawberry again"Grimmjow pointed out as he kissed Ichigo's neck
"Sh-shut up" he stuttered
"I don't wanna" he kissed his neck again
"St..." he started but was cut off by a P.A. system"All couples please report to the main room for your first class" Urahara's voice came through the P.A. system
"Oh yay!, class" Grimmjow said sarcastically "another place for me to get in trouble"
"Count me in"Nnoitra said"I've been getting in trouble since grade school"
"Me, too"Shinji chimed in"teachers keep telling me that my smart comments are not needed"
"I slept through all my classes" Starrk said
"Ok, bad kids, I think its time to get to class" Ichigo urged
"I say we skip" Nnoitra said
"I say you don't" Urahara's voice came through hte P.A. system again scaring everyone. they began to look around to see if there are any cameras near by that they can't see"There are no camera's, I can hear you, now get to class"
They all agreed going to class was the best and the safest thing and made there way to there 'classroom'.
"Welcome happy couples" Urahara greeted them
And when were done
I don't wanna feel my legs
And when were done
Shinji pulled his phone you of his pocket but before he could answer it it was snatched from his hand "Did I forget to mention there are no phones here"
"What, no body told me I can't have my phone"Shinji cried dramatically"Starrk, tell him to give me my phone back" he said turning towards him
"I think its for the best"Starrk said
"Oh what do you know, you sleep all day" he turned back to Urahara"Give me my phone back, I need that, that is my child"
"Shinji, stop it" Starrk said giving Shinji his serious look and Shinji sat down, crossed his arms across his chest, and pouted. He sat down next to him thinking the pout was cute and kissed his cheek "I'll make it up to you later, ok"
"Ok" And just like that Shinji was happy again
Urahara pulled out a note pad and quickly wrote something down in it, "Ok, Lets start with your name, how long you've been together' and how you met"
"We'll start" Starrk said "I'm Starrk and Blondie tells it better"
"Hey, I'm Shinji and we have been together for four years. We met because Starrk was an ass and let me try all my tricks before telling me 'all you had to do was ask Blondie'"Shinji said mockingly
"That's all you had to do"
"You let me try to seduce you for three months before you finally told me you hired my to work for you for a reason, because you already liked me, you asshole"
He smiled before saying"and you were so mad you fucked me in the office, I own a strip club" he added when he noticed everyone looking at them weird
"We shouldn't be looking at them like that, we've had sex in almost every office" Ichigo confessed
"Damn good sex too" Grimmjow said smirking
"Since your confessing, why don't you go next"
"Fine, me and Ichigo have been together for a year and a half, but we have been having sex for two" Grimmjow said happily
"The sex before the relationship, I like that see what they're worth before you get with them" Nnoitra said
"Shut up, Nnoi"
"So anyway, I don't know if he remembers this but we first met on a plane. I had to sit next to him and he was an asshole. He sat next to the window and he had to climb over me to got to the bathroom. He had to straddle me to get out and I got really, how could I put this.."
"turned on by my hotness" Grimmjow finished
Ichigo rolled his eyes "yea I guess you can say that, and I followed him to the bathroom and we had sex, and then about a year after that he showed up to my job and you guys know what happens next"
"Damn, you people really like to have sex" Nnoitra said out loud "Shiro you made me feel bad when all I wanted to do was fuck you"
"Because I wanted you to like me for me"
"I do like you for you, Shiro. You helped me graduate. Your smart and cute and funny and you have a nice ass, that's nice and tight and ..."
"Nnoi this is leading back to sex"
"Everything leads back to sex"Grimmjow said
"Back on track people"Kisuke said trying to get everyone's attention" Shiro, Nnoitra, I believe we were about to talk about you"
"Yes, me and Nnoi have been together for six years give or take" Shiro started
"Shiro is the hottest nerd I ever met. I have to tell you that because in high school I was a senior and he was a sophomore. We had the same math and science class and Shiro was my lab partner. I wanted to fuck Shiro soo bad. I could tell that Shiro was ass that had to be chased and I was willing to chase it. I think alcohol heals all problems, and a friend of mine was having a party so I decided to invite Shiro so I could fuck him" Nnoi said reliving every moment
"But what Nnoi didn't know was I could hold my liquor. It takes eight shots to get me tipsy and eight shots and seven beers for me to be party Shiro. Party Shiro is the one who gets you put in jail. Party Shiro got me three mug shots with my middle finger in them, but anyway when Nnoi took me to that party I got drunk and wanted to have sex with him and for some reason Nnoi didn't, I wonder every day why not"
"Cuz for some reason I just couldn't do it, I guess I knew it would be awkward between us and I didn't want that"
"That's so nice"
"I know"
Shiro shook his head "After that we actually ended up having sex during one of our study sessions, we started dating soon after but Nnoi decided he wanted to graduate"
"You helped me graduate"
Shiro smiled "I know, I thought it would be better if we broke up because I wanted Nnoi to be free to do whatever he wanted but I ended up graduating early and when I went out to go celebrate I saw Nnoi at the club we went to, with some bimbo, I pushed that bitch off him and fucked him in the bathroom and we have been together ever since"
"We're late because of you" said a cold voice from somewhere outside the room
"How are we late because of me" said another voice outside the room
"That must be our last couple" Kisuke said as he walked toward the door "we're in here boys"
"Good, lets go, Renji"
"Let go of me"
When they walked into the room Kisuke introduced them "Everyone this is our last couple Byakuya and Renji"
Ichigo, Shiro, Byakuya, and Renji froze when they saw each other, adn it almost went unnoticed thanks to Kisuke. It felt tense in the room,like this couple knew something that no one else knew.
"We started by telling everyone your name, how long you've been together, and how you met" Kisuke told them
"Ok, well, I'm Renji adnme and Byakuya have been together for two and a half years. We actually me the day before my wedding. I was about to marry his sisterand I fell in love with him at first site. The morning of my wedding he showed up at my door and told me to come with him to Italy" Ichigo's eyes snapped up to look at Byakuya
"Why Italy, Byakuya" Ichigo asked quietly
"It's romantic" he answered coldly
"Are you sure no one gave you that idea"
"I'm sure"
"Ichigo are you alright" Grimmjow asked picking up on the tension between the two
"I'm fine"
"Are you sure cuz you seem a little tense"
"I'm fine, Grimmjow" When Grimmjow didn't stop looking at him he sighed "I'm fine, ok, there's nothing to worry about"
He kissed his cheek "Ok, just checking"
"I know, thank you"
"Ichigo, Byakuya" Kisuke began, also picking up on the tension between the two "do you two know each other"
"No" Ichigo answered quickly
"Your lying" Grimmjow said
"No I'm n..."
"Ichigo" He said calmly to get his attention "your lying" he turned to face him "I know when your lying"
Brown eyes looked into blue and Ichigo knew he would lose sighing he gave up "I know" he took a deep breath "Byakuya was my boyfriend before you"
"What happen" Grimmjow asked softly
"He apparently he found Renji" Grimmjow noticed how sad Ichigo had gotten and put his arm around his shoulders and pulled him close. Ichigo looked at him smiling at him in thanks.
"Ichigo, I..., He didn't tell me, I don't think he told anyone" he said with deep apology in his voice
"It's okay, Renji" he looked at Byakuya "He didn't like telling people about me. Since Byakuya was rich and was next in line for his family's money and I was basicly middle class, he didn't like showimg me off to all his rich friends. He basicly had me there for the sex. He must really love you Renji" he added as an after thought
"That, I can say, is the truth" Renji said quietly
"I think that will be all for today" Kisuke said "We'll have our first assignment tomorrow. There is a mixer out on the beach be back in your rooms by midnight"
"A curfew" Shiro complained" I haven't had a curfew in years"
"Well you have a curfew now, class starts at twelve tomorrow don't be late, I have a lot of work to do" He said after all the couples left the room
Byakuya and Renji decided not to go to the mixer with everybody else. Renji needed to talk to his boyfriend, because of this new found information he doesn't know if he can trust him anymore.
Renji sat on the bed while Byakuya stood by the door.
"Your mad about Ichigo aren't you" Byakuya asked quietly
"You lied to him, you lied to me, you lied to everyone and it seems like you don't even care" he said without looking at him "Do you even tell people about me because last time I check I'm not rich either I'm far from it"
"Renji now you know its not like that" he moved from the door to sit next to him "I love you, you know that"
"Yea but its hard to tell"
"What do you mean its hard to tell, I tell you I love you everyday"
"Actions speak louder than words Byakuya. I think I will go to that mixer, I need a drink" Renji said when Bykuya didn't said anything