BTW ,WTF?!
Disclaimer: I don't effing own Yu Yu Hakusho. And I am not doing this every chapter,lol how do they fraking do that.
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chapter 1.
Well F$# &!
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I woke to a searing fucking light when I opened my eyes, and immediately fell out of bed when I tried to roll over. "What the- fuck! Ow god-dammit!" I yelled getting up out from behind my bed. I blinked my eyes at my jackass of a sister as she stared at me with a shit-eating grin on her "angelic" face. "Getup loser!" She promptly hit me with a pillow and walked out. My middle finger perked up in response.
I groaned as I got up from the, frankly, hard as fuck concrete floor and wobble walked to the sink to brush my teeth. "Sthupid inthiphid buphuch." I grumbled as I brushed. After I finished brushing my teeth I got the mouth wash out and poured it into my mouth. Swishing thoughtfully for a minute I accidentally decided I was gonna swallow a small amount and practically threw up. Then I spit it out and stared at my reflection...yep, same copper brown dyed hair and blue eyes, oh look ...yep...still baby faced. I made a face at my reflection and decided to say fuck it, then I grabbed the face-wash and did the whole routine. After I had my makeup done , one of the rare times I actually wore any, I was pretty much satisfied with the end result.
" .Fuck?!" I gawked at my mirror. There was some kind of motherfucking distortion or some shit clouding the glass. I went to poke it and to my surprise, my whole facking hand went in. "Holy sh-whoah!
Something on the other side of the fucked mirror from hell had decided it was gonna yank my fucking arm. "Oh my god!" I fell from the other side with all the grace of a god damn demented duck, surprisingly landing in some sort of stadium seat.
I looked around me and was completely dumbfounded. Is this a fucking anime? I looked at my hands. "Holy shit!" They looked drawn, I still had my rings though. I looked to the person on my right. "hey do you have a compact I can use or something?" I gawked when I realized my voice was the same only deeper and more even, then again when I was met with the visage of a girl with dark brown hair and a rounded face. She smiled at me and said:"yeah sure!" and handed me a little makeup mirror. Holy shit that's keiko! I thought to myself. Then I turned my gaze to the reflection in the mirror. Almost screaming at what I saw. There is no way in hell, that the person I was looking at was me.
The girl, or should I say woman, in the mirror had pitch black almost blue hair and the same blue eyes I used to have,though on her they looked piercing. She had an eyebrow-ring and spider bites, and, I looked a bit higher. Oh my god, are those fox ears?! Equally as pitch black. I looked behind me and almost gasped,seeing a pitch black fox tail jutting from beneath my...was I wearing a shihakusho? What the california fresh squeezed fuck?! I pushed the fabric closer to my stomach and thighs, trying to look like I was smoothing my.. whatever I was wearing. Nope, no fat whatsoever, in fact I could prolly pass for a god damn model without the ears and tail. Holy shit yes!
I looked around me to the myriad of demons and realized something. A: I was either having some sort of fucked up hallucination brought on by the mouthwash I swallowed, or B: I was in Yu Yu Hakusho!