I posted another fanfiction.

I wrote an idea down a long time ago, and then I decided to write it up today with all my free time. The chapters are probably going to be really short, but I might make longer ones in the future.

The Yullen is probably going to come in a few chapters, but definitely not Chapter 1 or Chapter 2.

I hope you enjoy! :D

Idiocy Supreme

Summary:

Allen's on the run from Jasdebi, who are trying to make him pay their debts. Kanda is on the run from Tiedoll and an idolizing Chaoji. And Lavi's not running anywhere, but he will be soon when he meets Allen and Kanda. AU Yullen! Crackfic.

Chapter 1

Allen hightailed it onto a nearby old-fashioned carriage, apologizing to the owner whole-heartedly before shoving him off.

The Jasdebi twins screeched, "Cross's idiot discipile, come back and pay your debts!"

"Noooo!" Allen cried in response, grabbing the reins tightly. The horses bucked at the sudden pull, and Allen shrieked in terror as the carriage tipped backwards before landing roughly on the ground again.

Irked, the twins raised their guns and yelled, "Red Bomb!"

"Ehhhh?!"

A huge ball of red energy headed for the carriage.

Oh, crap.

Allen let loose a terrified squeak and sprang like a rabbit from the seat.

Unfortunately, the horses whinnied and kicked him. Ouch.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Poor Allen was blasted away by the red energy.

Lying facedown in a heap, Allen remained motionless.

Jasdebi walked over to the heap. Jasdero blinked and said, "Debi, I think we killed him."

"Dero, I think we did."



They looked at each other for a long time, and a gust of wind blew gently.

Realization dawned on their faces, followed by shock.

They didn't have anyone to pay for the debts left by Cross.

A loud string of curses could be heard.

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Kanda was running for his life.

Actually, it was his pride that he was running for.

Chaoji and Tiedoll were following him.

If they caught up to him, Kanda would be stripped of his pride and most likely sulk in a corner of woe. And the samurai didn't want that.

"Kanda-san, you run so fast! Teach me how to run that fast!" Chaoji yelled, his eyes shining.

"Yuu-kun, my son, I haven't seen you in so long!" cried out Tiedoll, whose arms were wide open to embrace him.

Kanda visibly shuddered.

And then a chunk of burnt wood hit him in the face.

"What the-" Another chunk came flying, and his eyes zeroed in on the source.

There was a heap of black burnt stuff that was smoking a little.

Uninterested, Kanda turned a sharp right and continued running.

"Yuu-kun! Come back!"

"Kanda-san, you're my idol!"

Finally.

He had lost them. A sigh escaped him.

But what Kanda didn't know was that something much, much worse was going to come.

I'm trying to cure my writer's block that is affecting my other fanfictions.

So I'm writing this one. :D

Please review!