Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me except for the few characters I made. Everything else belongs to their rightful owner(s), whoever made them music, quotes, characters, and story. In this case One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda, Weekly Shounen Jump, Viz Media, Toei Animation, and Funimation.
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Phase 1: Crash Landing on a Marine Ship
"Tristan, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." –Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh!: Pyramid of Light)
"Stupid Newton's Law!"
"You have got to be fucking kidding me!" shouted Mellianna Vartson as she fell into a crevice. Despite the obvious, the girl reached her hand out in attempts to grab something, anything, but to no avail. As she fell, she realized that she wasn't as afraid as she thought she would. Strange? I thought death would be scarier than this…And was the crack closing? In fact, she was still rationally thinking despite her lack of common sense, she thought she would at least be panicking, but she had already calmed down to a considerable degree. Mellianna also noticed, that for some reason, despite being underground it was devoid of dirt, the only thing embracing her was the infinite void of darkness swallowing her, yet she could still see her own body. Soon she felt something warm approaching and thought that it was the magma under the ground and decided to flip over to see what she was headed for. Rather have a quick death than a slow torturous one.
Instead of magma and the dark void she instantly saw light and blue. A blue of sky blue…Wait, this is the fucking sky!? Da hell! Soon she started crashing through clouds. In fact, the clouds she crashed into felt similar to a fluffy cotton of some sort, as quickly as she entered them, the next she was out of them. Eventually she reached the point where there were no more clouds and then came to the realization that she was literally still alive, but still free falling.
Fuck G-Force! I am so not gonna live this! I probably already fell at least 2,000 meters by now. Gravity is about 9.8 on Earth; I weigh about 98 lbs round it, that's about 5,000 grams. 5,000 times 10 will do. 50 thousand N is my force, now how long has it been?
"Ohhhh who am I kidding? Am I even on Earth? Why the fuck am I calculating the force of my impact?! Stupid Newton's Law!"
Mellianna panicked, especially since all she saw was an ocean, which was apparently worse than hitting concrete.
"All I see is a sea that can be seen… Now's not the time for jokes, goddamn it! Pull yourself together Mellie!" She shouted to herself as she slapped both hands to her face to wake her up to reality.
Mellianna decided to embrace the soon to come ocean and held her breath by pinching her nose along with taking a deep breath. Rather than face the ocean she flipped again so that the water wouldn't force into her nose and lungs as much. As if, she sucks at swimming, she can only swim in a kiddy pool if anything not a damn ocean.
WHAMMM!
And then, all Mellianna felt was this incredible pain, hehhh, so this is how it feels to become unconscious…and blanked out, fainting out for the first time in her life.
Loguetown Marine Ship
WHAMMM!
"Tashigi! Is everyone all right?" yelled the man with a cigar in his mouth. What in the government's name was that?
"Captain Smoker! Everyone is here and accounted for!" replied the blue-raven haired lady.
"Well than good, I'd like a status report as to what happened just now."
"Sir, yes sir!" The lady then leaves the office and opens the door and sidestepped out of the way as she almost crashed into a marine mechanic that had just ran in.
"Sir, we have a problem!"
"What is it mechanic?" he asked with a gruff.
"One of the water pipes has been damaged."
"Well then fix it, it's your job as a mechanic!"
"Yyyes sssir!" yelled the mechanic in a stutter as he fled the room and as soon as he left a marine officer walked on in,
"Sir! A report from Officer Tashigi!" he stated.
Well that was quick! The captain thought to himself with a raised brow.
"Well then spit it out Cadet!"
"We found a very young girl in the crash. In fact, she's still very much alive Sir!"
"Ohhh? Well then why didn't you say so sooner? Huh?!" The man called Smoker then walks out of his office and out onto the deck to meet up with his major petty officer, Tashigi.
"Captain!" saluted the girl.
"Let me see the girl."
"But Sir, she is still unconscious…"
Ignoring his sole only female marine member, Smoker walks over to the crash site and takes a look at the out of commission girl.
"To hell with this! It's just a brat!"
"Sir, what are you talking about? What if she's a pirate!?"
Mellianna hears a man and a woman arguing over something, but she didn't register what they were saying due to the pain in her head.
"Can someone help me?" mumbled Mellianna with her eyes still closed as she motioned for help.
"Sir, I think she said something."
"You're right, and it doesn't seem to be our language. She must be some foreigner or from some island that doesn't speak our language," huffed Smoker.
With more focus she was able to listen to what they were saying. Shabberu... Yuutori… Gaigokujin… Shima…? Japanese? Talk, right, foreigner, and island? Mellianna tried to open her eyes which was quite painful. When she finally got them to open she had to shield her eyes as all she saw was the blue sky and bright sun in her face. She tried to get up only to find her arms stuck between the boards, even possibly injured.
"Sir! She's awake now!"
"Well then. Let's meet with our new guest, shall we?"
"Are you alright?" asked the girl in front of her face. Strangely enough the girl looked familiar to her and so did the man behind her.
Mellianna, who was still in pain and slightly confused, mumbled "Am I hallucinating? I swear think I see Tashigi and Smoker? Heh hehh..." To be frank, that's who they remind her of and for some reason her glasses were giving her a headache even though they weren't broken and so she really couldn't tell who the couple were. In fact, her glasses still being intact is surprising.
"Ugh, these glasses…"Mellianna attempted to reach for her glasses with her free arm, finding that it was just her left arm stuck and her right leg. First, she took off her glasses putting them to the side, with a quick look she noticed she could slip her arm and leg out easily. Within moments she was up and about and her body could move again. Finally taking a look at where she was she realized that she made quite an impact to whatever ship she had crash landed on.
"I can't believe it! I'm still alive!"
Taking a look around, she was then faced to face with a group of people and their gaping faces, she then thought to herself with a worried face of her own,
Uhh…Daheck! Where the hell am I!?
"Sir, she seems to be fine despite falling from such a height."
"Once again Tashigi, you're right, now did anyone see what happened?"
"Captain! You're just going to brush her off?"
"She's a brat! She's no threat!"
"But Captain! I think she said our names!"
"Now really?" he replied sarcastically.
"Hey would you guys quit staring at me? Now then where is that couple…"
Ignoring the people with sailor-like uniforms, Mellianna picked up her glasses and tried them on again to make sure her eyes weren't playing tricks on her and if they were working properly. Only to find that they were too strong for her for some reason. She then took a random glance again and found the man and woman couple that she heard, to their surprise she screamed a fangirlish scream,
"Holy shit! It really is Tashigi and Smoker!"
"See Sir, she just screamed our names!"
"Can't you see the brat is running around like she just met her idol or somethin'?"
"Uhmm… I'm sorry sir?" she wryly apologized.
That's right Mellianna was running around the entire deck of the marine ship in ecstasy you can say. After running around like a buffoon she finally stopped back at where she started after several laps and realized something. During these laps the people on the ship continuously had a very confused face as she kept running in circles...
Wait a second…My glasses are too strong for me and I just ran at least five laps on a ship which is more than a mile and I'm not even out of breath… Normally I'd be dying on my second lap…Can it be that all my physical capabilities were heightened? This is almost like a mashing of multiple animes…
"Excuse me? I'd like to try out something so can all you people move out of the way?" Mellianna at this point knew that they didn't understand her so she gave up and tried to use hand motions and signals to push some of the soldiers away.
"Excuse me ma'am? Uhmm what are you doing?" asked Tashigi.
Sumimasen? Nani o sumari? Did she ask me what I was doing? Mellianna did not want to be rude and so she attempted to try to talk to Tashigi, knowing that since she's a girl she might be a bit nicer towards her.
I think it was…Eto...doke? "Uhmm… Move?" Wait that's too rude, uhm dokinasai? "Uhh… Move please?" I think that's right…
"Huh? Why do I have to move? And I don't even know who you are, so talk!" All of a sudden Tashigi grabbed her.
"Let go! Please?" I so know how to say let go and please, but the way I said it sounded so wrong… Ahhh! Oh crap I meant, "Can you please let go?"
"Tashigi! Put the girl down!" yelled Smoker.
"Uhh yes sir. Sorry sir!" says Tashigi as she finally let Mellie down with a hard thump onto the ground.
Oh my god! I just got saved by Smoker of all people! I guess Tashigi isn't as nice as I thought…After a bit of some slow thinking again…
"Oh shit! I'm in the world of One Piece!"
"Never mind Tashigi, you might be right. She just might be a pirate, she just said something about the One Piece."
"Wait! Wait! Wait! Pirate wrong!" Mellianna said with her broken Japanese.
"Then what were you saying?" asked Smoker
"Another world…I'm another world,"
"Da crap are you saying?!"
"I far world."
"So you can speak our language" stated Tashigi in a frank rough tone.
"No. Little Japanese…"
"Japanese? What's that?" asked the surrounding marines in a comical way.
"Your language, right!?" Mellie questioned back in a shocked voice.
"Is that what they call it in your world?" questioned Tashigi.
"That's right! Japanese,"
"Since you know us, introduce yourself," said Smoker
"Yes! Uhmm… I'm Varston Mellianna…Call me Mellie."
"So Mellie-ccchan, how do you know our names?" asked Tashigi, with a bit of reluctance to use chan.
"Secret,"
"Captain, she's suspicious, totally suspicious."
"No, not suspicious!" said Mellie as she waved her hands around. Mellie did not want this language barrier to be such a big problem, but it already is and she thinks she's really getting on the bad side of Tashigi and she does not want to get on the bad side of one of her favorite characters. Especially when she was waving her hands around…
Wait something is coming from my hands? Oh yeah, I was gonna try that!
Mellie then went towards the ship's railing and tried a straight punch downwards towards the decent colored sea and notices a force impacting the water surface. The force was in fact quite strong that everyone hanging by the railings got splashed with the water from the impact. Then again it was more of just a tiny splash if anything, nothing huge in all honesty.
I was right! All my physical abilities were boosted just like that one anime.
A random marine screams out, "Captain she just punched the ocean!"
"I can see that you buffoon!" shouts Smoker as he punches the head of the screaming officer.
"Uhmmm Sir? So what are we going to do with Mellie?" questioned Tashigi with no formalities this time.
"I thought its bout time for you to get someone to room with ya, after all she just showed how strong she is. You now have a roommate Tashigi, and now we won't have to hear you complainin' about how there's only men on this ship."
"Sir she's not a Marine and you just called her a brat not too long ago!"
"She will be, once we get back to Loguetown and enlist her with us, and I don't think she really is a brat."
Did he just say Loguetown? Does that mean they haven't met Luffy? I can already tell this was definitely before the two year gap since they still look young… But, how far back are we?
"Oi Chibiko, how old are you?" asked Smoker
"Tiny girl no! I'm Mellie! And I'm seventeen."
"Told ya. She's only two years younger than you Tashigi, the two of you will get along just fine."
"Captain!" screams Tashigi.
"Two of us? Two of us? Wait! What going on?"
With a smirk Smoker says, "You're with us from now on."
Quote Comment: Originally I was going to do the usual Wizard of Oz quote, but then I remembered that Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie and remembered Joey saying it. As for Newton's Law gotta make her seem somewhat smart to a degree XD not really she sucks at physics.
Trivia: Mellie's heightened physical ability is a reference to what anime?
Author's Thoughts: If you can't tell Mellie can understand Japanese more then she talks but she can only understand a bit, hence she somewhat knows what they are saying but she can't hold a proper conversation hence the broken Japanese. In actuality, I would probably end up talking like how she did, if I went to Japan.
Author's note: Officially the start of the story Behind the Scenes. For those reading this for the first time this is a redo of my old story The Two-Faced Girl from Another World that I am going to be deleting soon. For those of you who have read my original, this is just a cleaner slightly improved story and if you don't want to reread almost the same thing again just add and wait until chapter 3, that's when things start to kick. The important info, Japanese is written in regular dialogue "Hi", English is italicized "Hi", important words and phrases are bolded "Fire!", skill names, sound effects, and locations are both bold and italicized United States, CRASH!, and "GUM GUM ROCKET!" or "Onigiri!". Hence, in this chapter everyone was speaking in Japanese, except with some of Mellie's English rant.
A question, should it be "GUM GUM ROCKET!" or "GOMU GOMU ROCKET!"?
