A woman in short black hair, and some red highlights, in a denim jacket and jeans, watched the sky, as she viewed the sky. She held up a huge silver briefcase, as she said, "So… it begins… again. Well… Time to begin."

She walked off, as she held up the address to the LSSAWS building, located in F City. How she got the address, well, we're about to find out.

The following fanfic contains stuff I DO NOT own. And the guest I do not own, since he's famous.
This also contains stuff that kids should not be reading.
READER DISCRETION ADVISED!

The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May in:

Kona Force 7
and the Battle on Honnouji

Meanwhile, in F City, in the huge building of the LSAAWS (The Lucky Star Association of Alternate World Studies), a girl in blue hair and in a white lab coat was given a note about the upcoming mission from her superior, Miyuki Takara. She was in pink hair and glasses, in a red business suit.

"We are going to have a visitor, Kona-Chan. Some girl gave me a call about an important mission." Miyuki said, "Perhaps we should have assistance. Summon the Kona Force 7."

Konata saluted, "Yes, ma'am."

She went to the lab, as Miyuki whispered, "And may god have mercy on your souls…"

XXXXX

In Konata's lab, they were greeted by the Kona Force, seven teens in their casual attire. A girl in a blue hoodie and white pants, and in brown hair, spoke, "So, what is the job, Konata?"

Konata said, "We're expecting a visitor, and she'll explain everything that is going on. As you know, since Kona Force 7 has increased production, with the inclusion of Miss Wong and Kagami-Sama…"

Kagami Hiiragi, a girl with long lavender hair, done in pigtails, huffed, "An added bonus – we changed our name."

Nikki, a girl in purple hair, wearing a white shirt and khakis, added, "It's good, since it rolls off the tongue."

Konata continued, "We have more disturbances in the Moji Mikisa, the aptly named AU mind melding processer, named from AAW, than you can count. Following the end of the Hunie Bucs, the re-arrival of Mistress Makie, and the many deaths that occurred, the worlds have increased their danger level from Cranberry Red to Blackwatch Plaid! That means the cities, countries, and even the real world cities on Earth are in peril. This is a crisis that is increasing, tenfold."

A boy in tan skin, spiky dark blue hair, and wearing his shirt and jeans, said to Konata, "I get it. So now, we go for the Big Leagues! Canada, Africa, Paris, India…"

Jen said, "Among other cities, trapped in peril… including USA, Mexico, England, Russia, and Australia."

Jonesy asked, "Not Antarctica?"

Konata said, "If we attack from there, Santa Claus would be pissed."

Kagami grumbled, "And many other creatures that inhabit the South Pole, which does not exist."

She complained, "Konata, you think that the worlds are being in peril is one thing, but even Japan, in this crisis? Seriously, I don't think the real world has anything for this."

Konata said, "That's why I took the liberty of repairing your suits, and give them a beautiful upgrade."

Wyatt, a boy in dark skin, in his red sweater and pants, said, "Really? I like to try something new."

Kagami smiled, "It worked for Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z… Haruhi, on the other hand, has no action."

Konata smiled, "I took the liberty of upgrading your giant robot… for emergencies."

Caitlin, a girl in short blonde hair, in a pink blouse and blue skirt, said, "Ew… You made the giant robot fashionable? To be honest, I thought you were making repairs."

Konata smirked, "I am. Just you wait and see."

A knock was made, as Wyatt approached the door to their office. He stepped out of the hallway, as the girl in the jacket was by Kona Force 7's door. He called to her, "Hey, Miss! Civilians have no place here!"

The girl huffed, "Oh, fuck you, buddy."

Wyatt gasped, as Jude, a boy in blonde hair in a skull cap, white shirt, and baggy black jeans, called, "Dude… She just insulted you."

Wyatt barked, "That's not it!"

Jen said to the girl, as the others arrive, "Kid, what are you doing in HQ?"

The girl said, "Your boss sent me. You were expecting someone?"

Jonsey whispered, "Dude, she's wicked hot… not as hot as Nikki…"

Jude smiled, "Or Rino."

Wyatt smiled, "Or Sayuri…"

They stared at him, as he stammered, "No, no, I mean-. *sigh* Why me?"

Kagami sighed, "Boys are so immature…"

XXXXX

The girl, at the Kona Force's office, introduced herself, "My name is Ryuko Matoi. As you know, I'm a Junior in my high school, next to my friend, Mako Mankanshoku."

Jen replied, "We have data on all victims, enemies, and refugees. Are you one of them?"

"I'm neither." Ryuko said, "I happen to be a rebel, and a fighter. I'm here for one reason only."

Kagami stated, "Sure. Please explain. But I have a feeling that you, assuming the badass look, might possibly be an enemy."

"Excuse me?" Ryuko barked.

Kagami explained, "Well, look at you! You have black hair, dyed in red highlights! How ballsy is that of a victim or refugee?"

Ryuko felt her hair and said, "Well, to be honest, it's natural; don't ask why. Still, though… If anyone's going to be a victim, it's Kiryuin."

The Kona Force gasped, as Ryuko explained her mission on why she came to LSAAWS, "For the record, I wanted to strangle that bitch in the neck, since she took Honnouji Hill. I was an enemy to her army of elitist students, and she's only 18 years of age"

Jonesy said, "So, she's a Senior?"

"You could say that. However, she rules her people with an iron fist, and a booming voice that kills the vultures."

Jen said, "Don't we all. Any idea who could it be? Because we have her files in the LSAAWS on Miss Kiryuin."

Ryuko smirked, "Oh, she got you, too, huh? Typical Satsuki."

Jen laughed, "I KNEW IT! Hang on one second."

She went to a computer and typed in "Kiryuin Satsuki". She pressed ENTER, as it showed a small animation, with chibi versions of Satsuki and Ryuko.

"SATSUKI!" Chibi Ryuko screamed.

"MATOI!" Chibi Satsuki, a girl in long black hair and a white navy uniform and skirt, yelled back.

"SATSUKI!"

"MATOI!"

"SATSUKI!"

"MATOI!"

"SAAAAAAAAAATSUUUUKIIIIIIIII!"

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!"

A cube figure in tan skin, wearing a blue shirt and pants appeared and called, "Steve~!"
Minecraft's Steve

He called to Ryuko in a happy cheer, "HI, GUYS!"

Jen turned off the feed, as she said, "Oops. Wrong file."

She pressed ENTER, as it showed a file of Satsuki Kiryuin. It showed her face, in a scowl, with long black hair and thick eyebrows. Jen said, "Ah-ha! We all knew she'd be behind this."

Nikki said, "So, this is Satsuki Kiryuin?"

Ryuko said, "Indeed. She's the bitch I want fried…"

Jude stated, "Dude, she's so evil…"

Nikki said, "Her evil scowl is pointed out."

Caitlin said, "And her white uniform is so gaudy. Military uniforms are so manly, yet not in a woman's view. Now, I like Pink Uniforms, unlike those disgusting green uniforms."

Jen clicked on a link, as a male voice spoke in the computer:
"Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier, a.k.a. Markimoo, and welcome to Lucky Star Association of Alternate World Studies files! And in case you're wondering, I am in a cameo! Sweet, huh? Okay, moving on, profile of Miss Satsuki Kiryuin, a.k.a. The Insurgent Supreme. INSURGGA SUPREM!? What the hell? Anyway, moving on… Born in Japan, by her parents Soichiro & Ragyo Kiryuin (both deceased), and her sister unnamed (rumored to be deceased). BOY, lemme tell you, family issues aside, this little lady wields a katana sword called Bakuzan. It is a special sword created for the purpose of cutting a person in half, including a weird fabric called Life Fibers; and it's known to cut slices of pizza from Freddy Fazbear's in pieces. Now, speaking of, she also is sported with this weird looking and spooky schoolgirl uniform called Junketsu."

The image of Junketsu is shown, a white school uniform with blue trims and red and orange eyes, on her ascot; as Mark continued, "See? WOO! That is so creepy… and I can tell, since I played Slender, and amongst all the scary games I played. This fabric was once her future wedding dress. But it has a powerful boost of energy, and turns into this sexy looking Gundam fighter. Everyone got that? Good! Charges include abduction, assault, murder, and the occasional mass destruction, with collateral damage, to be pushed aside. Anyway… that's all you need to know. Markiplier out!"

He signed off, as Ryuko said, "Weird."

NOTE: I added that for a taste of YouTuber paradise. If South Park features PewDiePie, why not fics? Also, I DO NOT own Markiplier. He owns himself.

Jen stated, "What exactly, in Honnouji Hill, is she doing?"

Ryuko said, "Well, it's this way. She has taken Honnouji Hill, as her own. In fact, it was once Muskrat Hill, owned by a Fuzzy Lumpkins… or not how the story went, but it was possible that Honnouji Hill was hijacked."

At Honnouji Hill, long ago, back when it was Muskrat Hill, a huge pink creature in overalls, holding a banjo, was rocking on his chair, on the porch of his wooden shack. As he strummed on his banjo, a huge figure appeared, as he looked on. It was a tan-skinned man in a white school uniform. He had slick blonde hair and was huge. Fuzzy growled, "Heeeeeeey… What y'all doing in my property?"

The man bellowed, "I don't think you should try to talk back, Southland creature!"

Fuzzy sat up and put his banjo down. He held up a shotgun and roared, "GET OFF MAH PROPERTY! RIGHT NOW!"

BANG!
The huge man deflected it with just his right sleeve, as he said, "Fool! I would suggest that you'd obey us and surrender, but I see that you'reddefending Muskrat Hill, correct?"

Fuzzy roared, "HEY! You get off my property, you varmint!"

Ira Gamagoori said, "You dare defy ME, IRA GAMAGOORI, HEAD OF THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE? YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"

Fuzzy hollered, as he turned completely red. Gamagoori slammed him down with one punch, as he boomed, "Listen well, you pink ugly creature! It is wise to challenge me, but most unwise of you to battle for your "property", in a losing war; one befitting of your excaliber."

He grabbed a huge spool of rope and tied Fuzzy Lumpkins in a bind. Gamagoori bellowed, "Now, you shall be punished, in the name of Honnouji Academy's Elite Four! Lady Satsuki would love to see those that get in the way will be punished. And I know my perfect punishment for YOU, YOU FUZZY HILLBILLY!"

A shine of light is shown, shining down on Ira, as he gasped. Fuzzy moaned, in pain, "What happen?"

Ira whispered, "Lady Satsuki…"

He boomed at the pink one, "LISTEN UP! Lady Satsuki Kiryuin created this faction with her laws that only those that dare confront and obey us MUST follow them! And as long as I'm alive, I'm making sure that these rules will BE UPHELD! NOW! PRESENT YOURSELF, BECAUSE LADY SATSUKI IS HERE! HAIL HER AND THE HONNOUJI EMPIRE! ATTEN-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"

Satsuki appeared, as she was on top of a mountain, with three other students behind her. She looked down and called out, "Who is this freak?"

A small girl called, "That's Fuzzy Lumpkins."

Three girls appeared, as they had huge heads. One has long orange hair, and a red bow on, in a pink dress. Another has yellow hair, done in pigtails, in a blue dress, and one has black hair, dressed in a green dress. It was the Powerpuff Girls. Blossom called, "NOT SO FAST!"
Buttercup called, "Satsuki!"
Bubbles called, "Kiryuin!"

Blossom said, "You dare trample on Fuzzy Lumpkins, all for your sick deeds?"

Buttercup said, "If anyone's going to trample on Fuzzy, it's us."

Bubbles laughed, "Yeah, so, NYAH! To you, lady!"

She stuck her tongue at her, as Satsuki scoffed, "I'm not impressed… You three are too childish to accept fate. I CLAIM THIS HILL, MUSKRAT HILL, AS "HONNOUJI HILL", NOW AND FOREVER! I created this army, in the memory of Honnouji Academy, and our victory over the Life Fibers! And with the remaining shreds left, I was able to recreate the Elite Four AND Honnouji's remnants! And you, Powerpuff Girls, are OLD NEWS! You fight crime, trying to take over the world, before bedtime… but yet you do not have RAW LEADERSHIP! I am the INSURGENT SUPREME, much as I did, against the Covers of REVOCS! Little girls should NOT be around, when it comes to fighting crime!"

She clicked her heel and planted her sword down, "I am the TRUE hero of this battle, and the AUs that surround me will SEE TO IT!
Fear is FREEDOM!
Subjugation is LIBERATION!
Contradiction is TRUTH!
THOSE are the facts of these worlds! And you three will surrender to them, you PIGS of childish superheroes!"

Blossom barked, "YOU'RE WRONG! Let's get them, girls!"

The Powerpuff Girls charged at Satsuki, only for the scene to fade to white.

Ryuko narrated, "After that, the Powerpuff Girls were defeated by Satsuki and her army. It was a stunning moment that sparked chaos in these worlds. I still remember her… all for my anger, after her mother sent Nui Harime to kill my father, Isshin Matoi."

Jen said, "Damn… That was brutal…"

Nikki said, "Indeed. How the Powerpuff Girls were defeated, we'll never know."

Ryuko said, "Well, after seeing Muskrat Hill taken over, I couldn't stand it, anymore. I stepped out of her shadow and fought against this weird and asshole nightmare!"

Jude asked, "Don't you mean… ass-mine?"

Wyatt replied, "No, Jude. I think she meant asinine."

Ryuko huffed, "The way I say it, it's asshole."

Jen stated, "Enough. So, you came to us, just so you can best this Satsuki Kiryuin from taking over the cities? The danger level is high. Sadly, I never expected Miss Kiryuin to become a villain."

Ryuko said, "Villain, no. Major bitch, yes."

Jonesy said, "Jen, she bested the Powerpuff Girls, all by herself! That counts as villainy. Even Mojo Jojo & Him couldn't beat them."

Kagami replied, "Not in this world. I believe she's young, after the girls came to the scene. But that speech she boomed."

Ryuko said, "She boasted it, like it was in a novel."

Nikki said, "You mean 1987? That was a brutal speech. And the way she said it "Fear is Freedom, Subjugation is Liberation, Contradiction is Truth" is so Orwell. I mean, she's just like the words of the novel, the way she makes it out."

Jen stated, "Indeed so. Miss Matoi, perhaps we may assist you, since we shall destroy this Satsuki Kiryuin and her Honnouji Empire… as long as the battle is challenging, at a level."

Ryuko smirked, "6."

Jonesy said, "Whoa, mid-card difficulty."

Kagami said, "Konata would mark it as 9, since she's a gamer."

Ryuko stated, "I can assure you… it's not that hard. I know all her tactics, since she and I once sided to stop the REVOCS. So, it'll be hard to tell who's who, as a traitor."

Jude asked, "Who's whose hoosegow?"

Kagami barked, "You said that, on purpose, didn't you?"

Jen said, "We accept, and become your personal bodyguards. Where will Satsuki strike next, since she's already taken Muskrat Hill, and claimed it for her empire?"

Nikki added, "Under a new name, of course."

Ryuko smirked, as she showed a map to Satsuki's next location, "Well, here's the layout of her next attack, which is headed towards Silver Creek Hill. It was a legendary hill owned by the cute kittens from Japan, until they abandoned it, due to lack of catnip and funds."

Jonesy said, "Then, that's exactly where we're going! Ready, guys?"

They cheered on, "YEAH!"

Jen instructed, "We'll head out to Silver Creek Hill, and we'll meet you there."

Ryuko said, "Be there, at about 3. PM! Not AM. I don't stay up late."

Wyatt said, "We'll be there."

They dashed off, as Ryuko grabbed her briefcase. She said, as she watched on, seeing Kona Force 7 leave, "God sakes… I think I picked the wrong suckers to help me. But it's the only way… The AAW was unavailable."

XXXXX

Outside the building, they changed into their Kona Force Sentai Uniforms. Ryuko appeared, as she asked, "Uh, who the hell are you supposed to be?"

Jonesy said, "Well, well, welly-well-well. We thought you'd show up."

Kagami explained, "Here, we wanna suit up for battle, as we all will prepare for your battle with Satsuki Kiryuin."

Jen clicked her heel and called out, "HERE ME, HONNOUJI EMPIRE, THIS IS YOUR ONLY WAR THAT YOU WILL LOSE IN!
FUN IS FREEDOM!
DECLARATION IS LIBERATION!
HAPPINESS IS TRUTH!
THESE ARE OUR LAWS TO THE AUS! AND YOU WILL SURRENDER TO THEM, YOU BARBARIAN BUTCHER OF SUPERHEROES! THIS IS FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!"

They posed in a Power Rangers-style and cried, "KONA FORCE 7!"

Jonesy posed, "Suave and persistent – Kona Red!"

Jen bellowed, "Leadership material – Kona Black!"

Nikki called, "Alert and sassy – Kona Purple!"

Wyatt bellowed, "Musically buzzed – Kona Green!"

Kagami shouted, "Heart of gold and ice – Kona Blue!"

Jude giggled, "Totally chilled – Kona Yellow!"

Caitlin cheered, "Fashionably late – Kona Pink!"

Jonesy and crew shouted in order, "SEVEN!"
Jen cried, "TEENS!"
Nikki yelled, "JOINED!"
Wyatt cried, "AS!"
Kagami bellowed, "ONE!"
Jude chuckled, "TO-!"
Caitlin cried, "—GETHER!"

They posed, as they cheered, "WE ARE… THE KONA FORCE 7!"

Ryuko said, sarcastically, "Whoopee."

Nikki said, "The pose still needed work, but the F-Stop here, the name is awesome."

They stood straight, as Kagami said, "You can ride in back with me. We'll take the Kona Cycles."

They showed their colored motorcycles, in each color, knowing who gets which. Ryuko asked, "Seriously? Is this team LGBT?"

Kagami huffed, "I can assure you, we're not."

They hopped aboard, as Ryuko sat next to Kagami. They all revved off, as Ryuko said, "It's miles away, near North City, 20 miles due east. You cannot miss it."

Wyatt said, "Once we do find it, we wait."

Nikki added, "Or it could be a trap."

Jen said, "Whatever the reason, we're not sticking around to find out! Kona Force 7, let's move!"

Kagami called to Ryuko, "HANG ON TIGHT!"

They rev off, into the streets, as they headed to their destination – Silver Creek Hill.

Meanwhile, far away in a desolate area, a huge man in a white school uniform, trimmed with gold, was punishing a small man in the field. He bellowed to him, "Now, young one, I don't think you want to know what we'll do to you, if we try and stop you!"

Gamagoori grabbed the man by the neck, as he boomed, "But still, this city is perfect to maintain our empire, since the Mahora Clan, U.S. Yagami, AND The Momotsuki have all disbanded. No one can save you, now!"

A few more were captured by men in mop tops and gray school uniforms with one star on the front. They were flanked by three others; one was a boy with spiky hair and a green mask over his eyes. Another was with short light blue hair, in glasses, and with his uniform collar covering his lower face. And another was a girl with pink hair, a white marching uniform, and a light pink bandleader's hat.

"Not talking, huh? And here I thought that you'd tell us." Gamagoori said, "Listen up, scum! YOU TELL US WHAT WE KNOW! I'm not only asking you what happened to Mankanshoku, but I want to know what your business is!"

Sanageyama huffed, "Man, there you go again."

Jakuzure said, "You're going after that ditzy little girl, huh, Ira?"

Gamagoori blushed, as he gulped, "Uh… uh… uh…"

The man spoke, "No, I don't know what you're talking about! Please, spare me!"

Inumuta spoke, "It appears he's telling the truth. Still, though, the guy must not know about Miss Mankanshoku's disappearance, likewise the whole world melding. This is far-off a weird conundrum, considering our résumé, in this world, these worlds, and everything else."

Jakuzure said, "Indeed so. But then again, it's better than wearing our old Goku Uniforms."

Gamagoori ordered, "YOU! Take this fool away! We shall see what Lady Satsuki will have in store for him."

Men in One-Star uniforms took the man away, as Sanageyama said, "Well, what now? We wait for Lady Satsuki to make her move?"

Inumuta said, "All in good time. I have reason to believe that we will have some intruders, stopping us."

Sanageyama said, "Well, I say let them come! I don't care who or what – AAW, Department of City Security, CIA, FBI, Kids Next Door, no one can survive against the Elite Four!"

The Elite Four depart, as their army followed.

XXXXX

Elsewhere, far away from their destination, Kona Force 7 was driving down the highway. Kagami called that their stop is coming up, and it'll lead to Silver Creek Hill. Jen stated that they need to devise a plan, to stop Satsuki, but Ryuko, on Kagami's bike, said that their infiltration will not be easy.

Caitlin asked, "Why? Does this Honnouji Empire have an army?"

Ryuko stated, "Yes. In fact, its flanks have increased to one thousand… and four."

Jonesy asked, "Four?"

Ryuko called, "Watch yourself. When fighting these losers, you better watch for the big guns – The Elite Four. I know that they are stronger, since they are the Three-Star fighters. Those soldiers in one-star, they are nothing more than the infantry."

Jude asked, "What about Two-Star?"

Ryuko replied, "Two-Stars are nothing. But they are stronger than One-Stars, only creepy and very sadistic."

Jonesy said, "I can't imagine."

They revved off, jumping over the huge ramp, flying into the sky. They landed on the street, in one piece, rolling along, in a V-Formation. Jen said, "We're almost there, team! We have the visual on hostile energies, closeby!"

Jonesy asked, "So, if we run into these Three-Star soldiers, what's our main goal?"

Jen called, "Our main mission is the ringleader, Satsuki Kiryuin. Remember that!"

Jonesy replied, "Good. And I was hoping I'd use these new powers, after our escapades in Four Seasons Land. Plus, I overheard that AAW is now back on the fold, since the monster attack."

"We will. Suffice to say that The Gang won't assist us, this time."

"This time, it's our mission."

They arrived at the Silver Creek Hill, as One-Stars appeared in the way. Caitlin said, "Ew… They have a star on their gray uniforms… and it's like a gaudy trendsetting style."

Kagami said, "I don't suppose that they are the One-Stars of the Empire."

Ryuko nodded, "Yep. That's them. That black star on them is no bullshitting."

Nikki called, "Jen, any idea how to break through the blockade?"

Jen revved up, as she drove at the soldiers, "YEAH! I think I know what!"

Kagami cried, "YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!"

Jen lifted her bike upward, and then hovered over the group of One-Stars. They gasped, as Jen called out, "Watch it, perverts!"

She held up a black phaser gun and shot at all the One-Stars. They were blasted down, in pain, covered in soot. The rest of the Kona Force followed, as Jen landed on both her wheels. Jen cheered on, as Jonesy called out, "WAY TO GET THEM, JEN!"

Ryuko called out, "It's not over yet! We still have them!"

Another group of One-Stars appeared, as Jen sighed, "Oh… Super…"

Kagami stated, "No one said that this job was easy."

Jonesy kipped up and said, "Okay! Let's see if I still have this power!"

He stood on his bike and fired a huge beam of fire at the soldiers, "KONA FIRE BLAST!"

WHOOSH!
The One-Stars are screaming in pain, with their uniforms on fire. The Kona Force cheered on, going past them. Kagami called to Jonesy, "Good work!"

"It's not a problem, Kona Blue! Danger is our business!"

"Aside from recklessness…"

"Oh, ha, ha, ha."

They continued to drive through, as Ryuko said, "We're almost there. You have to get to the main building, over there, in order to confront Satsuki Kiryuin!"

Jen cried out, "THEN LET'S ROLL!"

They continued to rev away, as a figure was watching on in the shadows.

To be continued…