Dark:Well,this will be a kind of remake of Majora's Mask.
Link:Why am i a girl again..
Dark:Because you look cute in a skirt?
Link:..Fair enough..
Dark:Anyways,there will be many changes,such as things i thought SHOULD have been done in that game..
Link:Such as..
Dark:Well..i'll give you one since your the one going to do it..The deku's that guard the Deku King's gate...They most likely wont live..
Link:Oh..
Tatl:Can we just get on with this...
Dark:Right..
Disclaimer:I dont own the legend of zelda,if i did link would be a girl and about half of the characters you see would have died in someway.(Most likely by link)
Claimer:I DO own this very big shot gun and this very big sword..Flamers are not welcome..if you catch my drift..
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Link sighed sitting on Epona's back as the horse galloped accross the forest ground.He had just left Hyrule about a week ago,he was already starting to miss it.Link started remembering good times in Hyrule,such as when he drank Lon Lon Milk for the first time,and since he was so focused on his memories he failed to notice the two fairies that appeared infront of Epona,startling the horse making it raise its legs back,which made Link fall off and hit his head on the ground.
As soon as Link was knocked out a soft crackle came from the bushes and a chattery voice came from them."Good job fairies!" Said skull kid as he walked out and started ruffiling through Link's belongings.The two fairys shimmered above the Skull kid's head.The skull kid threw out Link's item's left and right,finding nothing interesting."Bow..Bomb..Mouse bomb..Weird purple shiny thingy..Bottle..Bottle..Bottle..Bottle..B..holy crap does this guy have enough bottles..Oh!" He finally cheered pulling out the sparkling orcarina.
"Its so pretty!" Tatl said softly.
Tael mearly nodded in agreement as the Skull kid blew into it and laughed at the sound it made.As he was busy playing with 'his' new toy he failed to notice Link start to stand up,but when both Tatl and Tael started to shiver from the dark look on Link's face and Skull kid got the hint as he nervously turned aronud.Both skull kid and Link stared at eachother for a minute before Link jumped at Skull kid,but Skull kid was too fast and jumped on Epona first,Causing the horse to panic wildly and run swiftly ahead.Link grabbed on to Epona but was thown off when she turned.
Link rolled accross the ground with a thud,groaning he slowly sat up and picked up the items that Skull kid threw away.He was as silent as ever.He slowly got up and ran towards where he saw skull kid going.He ran into a large tunnel,jumped accross stumps,and kept on running until he was literaly floating on the air.He screamed loudly as he fell and landed softly on a pink flower at the bottom that had a small pond infront of it.When he looked up he saw Skull Kid floating above the ground,chuckling softly.
Link started to look around for Epona and Skull kid laughed when he saw this."Don't bother! I sent that stupid horse away! Wouldn't listen to a thing i said.." He said grinning."Did you a favor yes i did.." Link started to run towards Skull kid,In hopes of strikeing him,Skull kid laughed and used his dark magic which made Link stop in his tracks."Take this you stupid boy!" He said using more of his dark magic on Link.
Cold..That was Link's only thought.Suddenly a figure appeared before him,it was a girl.She had long black hair and deep red eyes.She smiled sweetly at him then slowly everything went dark again.When the light returned Link was standing infront of Skull kid again,the only difference was that Skull kid was rolling on the..uh...air...laughing his ass off.
"Oh my.." He laughed loudly pounding the invisable ground under him."I wanted to turn you into a Deku but this is much better! Hahahah!" He laughed loudly and slowly floated through the door that was behind him.
Link blinked and ran foward trying to catch him but the small Yellow fairy hit him in the head,knocking him back,which gave the skull kid enough time to escape.
"Eep!" Tatl yelled bouncing back and forth on the door."Wait! Tael! Skull kid! You forgot me! Waaait!" she screamed bouncing back and forth on the door.She turned to Link who was standing there,stareing at her dumbly."You! Girl!" Tatl stated loudly which made Link look around looking for a girl."Im talking to you stupid!" she said as she hit Link hard in the head,making him fall back and into the water behind him.Link slowly looked down into the water to see his reflection.
What he saw,surprised,and scared him.Insted of his own reflection he saw a beautiful girl with a soft,but kind of pale,face with deep red eyes and hair that went back into a pony tail to her waist that was the darkest black,Link could also see that insted of a sword and shield like he carried there was a large red axe,it was as long as the girl's body and its blade was curved slightly,and there was a black triforce on both sides of the blade,with a drop of red blood in the center.He stood up and so did the girl,she was wearing a tunic like he normally wore but it was dark black and had red lines around it,he also noted that it didnt have the belt that he wore,making it look like she was just wearing a big shirt and thin black pants,she was also wearing red boots,unlike his brown ones.
Link,not catching on,continued to stare into the water until Tatl sighed loudly and screamed into his ear."Thats you you stupid girl!" She screamed which shocked Link to no end.
Link did the only thing he could think of doing.
He screamed..a very..very girly scream.
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Dark:And thats the first chapter..No time for message so..Read and Review,Flamers are not welcome but helpers are.And dont say 'You have bad spelling' It doesnt matter if i do,if you can understand thats enough for me.Anyways,R&R See ya later.