This was something I came up with on the fly; I was high on caffeine and wanted to make my favorite D. Gray-Man character miserable! ^.^ I'm planning on writing a fanfic based on this list. (Can you imagine?)

I do not own Kikyo, Sephiroth, D Gray-Man, any of the other characters, or Kanda. (Sadly...) Without Farther ado...

A/N: Warning: any intention to posses, discuss, or act out this list may result in an immediate Mugen related death.

1. Cover Mugen with Hello Kitty stickers.

2. Cut off his hair…

3. -Use it to make a wig…

4. -Then promptly try to sell it back to him.

5. Dye/bleach his hair an obnoxious color.

6. Call him Yu.

7. Use feminine terms when talking to him or around him.

8. Refer to him as your "Kanda Bear".

9. Add "Chan" or "Kins" To the end of his name.

10. Ask if he has any Yu-Gi-Oh cards, with emphasis on the "Yu".

11. Alter his clothes as you see fit.

12. Steal all his underwear and hide them around Headquarters.

13. Attempt to sell him Allen's underwear.

14. Make lightsaber noises when he uses Mugen.

15. Sing him any of the following songs:

a. "I Want 'Yu' to Want Me"

b. "Bringing Sexy Back"

c. "Too Sexy For My Shirt"

d. "Barbie Girl"

e. "Dude Looks Like A Lady" (For added annoyance, sing them when he enters a room)

16. Refer to him as the "Japanese Michael Jackson".

17. Replace all his food with bean sprouts…

18. –Then make suggestive comments.

19. Sharpie Allan's marking on his eye with a red Sharpie.

20. Call him the "Akumanator".

21. Ask him if girls indeed just want to have fun.

22. Attempt to dress him as Kikyo…

23. –Then refer to him as "My Little Priestess".

24. Tell him he'd look better in a skirt.

25. Offer him beauty tips.

26. Send Allen love notes in his name.

27. Send him love notes from Allen.

28. Suggest he take up counseling to "get in touch" with his emotions.

29. Compare him to Allen.

30. Compare him to General Tiedoll.

31. Draw suggestive pictures of him and Allen.

32. Sing "Allen and Kanda sitting in a tree…" every time they begin to fight.

33. Compliment Mugen than ask if he's compensating for his "shortcomings".

34. Giggle uncontrollably whenever he speaks.

35. Poke him every time he says "Che".

36. Suggest he should go to his "Happy Place".

37. Question his sexuality.

38. Recite bad love poetry to him.

39. Steal his Soba noodles.

40. Give him an emo haircut…

41. –Then tell him he's "Emotastic".

42. Whenever he's around, say "The Angst is strong with this one" complete with heavy breathing.

43. Dye his hair silver…

44. -Ask Johnny to make some Sephiroth related alterations to his uniform…

45. -Than ask him if he'll "give you despair".

46. Refer to him as "My Bitch" and attempt to sell his services to General Cross.

47. Suggest to Komui that he has "intentions" with Lenalee.

48. Add "in bed", "that's what he/she said", or "in his pants" after everything he says.

49. Ask him if he's "Down With the Clown".

50. Bedazzle his uniform.

51. Suggest he should use eyeliner to bring out the color of his eyes.

52. Braid his hair.

53. Let the raving fangirls raid his closet.

54. Decorate his room in pinks and purples to "liven up the place".

55. Question him repeatedly about his "relationship" with Lavi.

A/N: More coming soon! Sorry for the weird number... I at least tried to keep it in increments of five... Please review and send me any suggestions if you want! (I will give credit)

Please comment if you think I should turn this into a fanfic! I would so enjoy tormenting Kanda in writing! ^^ Now if you will excuse me, I need to run for my life. Later!