Hey, guys!
Soooo I kinda abandoned you, didn't I? Sorry about that, I've been preparing throughout the year for loads of tests and stuff, so my dear friend Miku (Just a shoutout to my skype friend Miku there!) told me about Vocaloids. I love vocaloids now, so I thought I'd write about them. Today, she inspired me to just speed-write something that wouldn't take too long. Here it is!
Funny Vocaloid Oneshot!
"Kitto sonna, sekai da!" Len's voice hurt after a karaoke contest with Rin, his twin sister. Lenka just applauded. "Len, you're amazing!" the shota blushed with pride.
"I still have lots of yen left. Come on, guys, lets go play Mario Kart!" Miku piped up. They all sat in a seat and selected their character. After about 5 games (4 of which Luka won), they were all out of cash.
"I have an idea!" Rinto announced. He entered his passcode into his iPhone and went onto his Notes app. He selected a note named "Times when Lenka misheard everyone" and started reading it out.
"So last week Lenka and I went to the shops. I said 'Could you go get some beef?' and Lenka said 'You want me to queef?'" Everyone burst into laugher, Lenka blushing crimson red. "That was only last week..." she replied.
"And here's another: During a spelling test last year, our teacher said 'beeped' and Lenka wrote down 'beat'! When she handed in her results the teacher thought she was insane!
"I remember that one!" giggled Rin as Lenka looked even more embarrased. "You remember what one? I never heard anything about 'what one'..."
They all burst into uncontrollable laughter. Finally, Len managed to speak up. "You don't have a hearing problem, do you?"
"No, I don't have a problem with beer. I've never drank beer!"