A/N: Hello everyone! I noticed that there are not much going around in the Tekken area!*GASP!* So, I wanted to give a helping hand and give this fun fic to your eyes! Make sure you review for ideas because I want you guys to feel involved too! Enjoy! Thank you Sasusakui-chan!
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Chapter 1: Birthday!
These little fuckers will not stop bothering me now that it's my birthday, shit. Today will be absolute hell for Jin Kazama. Little did he know that a special girl of his will come out of her stealth mode and scare the living shit out of him.
Lili: SURPRISE MY LITTLE BITCH!
Jin: Ahhhhh! How the fuck did you get in here?!
Lili: Your mom gave me a house key.
Immediately after her sentence, she gave Jin a long, passionate kiss. After they pulled apart, Jin got dressed. (Lili was still in there, and she smacked his ass.) When the two lovers arrived down stairs, Kazuya R.K.O.'ed Jin. *out of nowhere*
Kazuya: Happy Birthday little shit!
Jun: Kazzy!
Kaz: Yes, honey?
Jun: No fucking horse playing with the birthday boy! You do that every goddamn year! Poor Jinny-poo.
Jin: MOMMY! I thought you would stop calling me that when I was 10! Plus, BAE's here so that's embarrassing!
Lili: Well, I have to agree with…..Jinny-Winny…
Jin: YOU TOO?!
Kaz: His stupid name can suck on-
Jun: DON'T SAY IT!
Kaz:….Deez nuts….
Hwoarang, Asuka, Xiaoyu, Steve, Alisa, and Lars burst through the door, also putting a huge hole in it. *PAUSE*
Kaz: What the living fuck did you assholes do to my damn door?!
The group totally ignored him. They went to talked to Jin and Lili.
Hwoarang: Wassup dick! Happy B-Day!
Steve: Ello mate! Happy Birthday!
Jin: Thanks.
Steve: Somethin the matter mate? You seem upset.
Hwoarang: Oh, I know. He's mad that he's still a virgin! *Bursts into laughter*
Steve punches Hwoarang in his nuts. Hwoa groans in pain.
Hwoa: Steve…..nut…shots….…don't….count….bitch….
He chokes that out before he falls down after ANOTHER shot at his nuts. Jin laughs maniacally in Hwoa's face.
Jin: Who's laughing now Whore-ang! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…BITCH!
In Lili's group, the girls were horrified at Jin's retarded-ass laughing.
Alisa: Ummmmm….
Asuka: Ummmmm….
Xiaoyu: Uhhhhh…..
Lili: I'm sorry for all who all had to hear that….
Asuka: Oh yeah! Lili, tell Xiaoyu that special news that you were talking about earlier!
Lili: Right! Xiao, I know you're still kinda pissed at me for dating your long-time crush. I'm still so sorry for that…. SO, I got you…a STRIPPER!
A stripper with brown hair, brown eyes, six-pack abs, strong muscles, and a handsome face came out of a box that came *out of nowhere!* A.K.A. Shin!
Xiao and Alisa: SHIN?!
Shin: That's right! I'm a stripper here to turn you on!
Shin starts twerking on Xiao, and the songPop Lock and Drop It comes on. During Shin's twerk fest, the whole room turns into a strip club.
Alisa: Have any of you guys seen Lars?
Coming out the bathroom, Lars sees that Shin is a stripper, the girls and guys are partying without him, and that Alisa is looking for him.
Lars: Baby, what the fuck is going in here?
Alisa: Shit that even I don't understand.
Jun and Kazzy come out of hiding addresses the kids/teens/adults.
Kaz: *clears throat* EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OVER HERE! * Mortal Kombat reference! ;D*
Everyone gathers around and Kazzy tells them what Jun and him were thinking to do for Jin's birthday.
Kaz: We are going to-
Hwoa: We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship~
Steve: Let him finish BITCH!
Kazzy: AS I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted- we are going to wherever Jin wants to go.
Hwoa: A.K.A. Lili's- OW!
Steve: I will shove my fist up your ASS if you don't shut the fuck up!
Jin and Lili blushes hard.
Lili: Perverts.
Hwoa: I'm not! I'm just stating facts! He wants bust it open! OWW!
Lili: …hehehehehehehehhehehe *perverted smile*
Jin:….ummmmm…. If I get my dick cut off tonight, you'll know why.
Jun: So….. Where do you want to go today Jinny-poo?
Hwoa: To deez nuts.
Steve: I'm going to fucking kill you.
Asuka: OOOOOH! I know! How about going to the beach!
Lars: Nah, too cliché.
Alisa: Jin, do you have any places that you enjoyed going to before?
Jin: Well, does Chuck E. Cheese's count?
Kaz, Jun, and Lars: HELL NO!
Shin stopped twerking on Xiao when he heard that.
Shin: Da fucks?
Xiao: I want to go too! I love it there!
Asuka: Of course you would Xiao…
Steve: Who knows? It could actually be fun to revisit childhood places.
Lili: RE-visit?
Steve: Yeah, Suki and I went there last week.
Asuka: You weren't supposed to tell them that!
Kaz: Whatever people, we are not going to no damn Chuck E.- *POOF!*
There are now in Chuck E. Cheese's.
Kazzy: Author! What the hell! Ain't nobody tryna be here!
Catrina McDee: First of all, get your damn grammar straight, because that shit is crooked as hell. Second, just do what I write and shut your ass up! Jin is the birthday boy here! He gets what he wants here! Suck my ass!
Lars and Hwoa: **PRESS**
Kaz burst out bawling and wailing.
Jun: It's okay honey, cheer up now. She's gone…..
Jin, Lili, Xiao, Lars, Hwoa, and Steve ran into the play area and started to go crazy on the games. Jin went to the tube-slide-thingy and almost got stuck. Lili crawled into the tube too, and started have a make-out session with Jin. Xiao and Shin started to order the food and drinks. Hwoa fell asleep since he realized he was actually bored.
Kazzy and Jun sat looking bored as hell watching the kids being stupid as fuck. Lars and Alisa watched the creepy-looking animatronics on stage do a performance about friendship. Ugh!
Alisa: Oooh, Lars! Can I keep it?! Please!? It looks so CUTE!
Lars: Are you dead-ass serious? That shit is creeper-based as fuck. Look at it, where the hell do you see CUTE?
Alisa: Everywhere!
Lars: Sweet mother of God….
Steve and Asuka are playing in the bowling area, and are having a fun time doing so.
Steve: If I get a higher score than you at this, then you have to give me lap dance.
Asuka: Hell no! Plus, how do you know you're going to win.
Steve: Steve logic.
After the game, Asuka won.
Asuka: That's right author, state the facts!
Steve: Damn, I'm hungry.
Asuka: Yeah, let's go.
In the tube-slide-thingy, Jin and Lili finally pulled apart from their long ass kiss. They turn their heads to see children staring at them.
Lili: Ummmmm…. Hello children…..
Jin: Uhhhhh…..Hi kids…
Children: EWWWWWWWWWW!
The children scramble to their parents to tell them what they saw.
Child #1: Mommy! I saw a prince and princess smooching in the tubes!
Child #2: Dad, I saw a hot blonde getting her smoochy freak on with a boy in the slides.
Parents: WHAT?!
Jun and Kaz heard the situation and knew who they were talking about. Kazzy started yelling in the tube.
Kaz: I know you want smash Lili really bad but not HERE!
Jun: Yes, there are young ones here so no sex related activities. Understood?!
Jin and Lili: Yes ma'am.
Kazuya: Everyone! Gather around… again. It's 10pm.
Hwoa woke up and saw pizza in his hair.
Hwoa: Who did this?!
Steve and Asuka snicker.
Alisa: Actually, it's 4pm.
*POOF!*
Kazuya: Now it is. So, we can go to the club and get drunk as fuck!
Everyone: YAY!
Xiao: I can't move, I'm stuffed from the food.
Shin: Me too.
Kaz: That's what you get for not sharing the damn food. Come along, people.
Jin: Wait! Chuck E. didn't sing Happy Birthday! to me!
Jun: It's too late for that now, plus you were busy lip-locking Lili over there.
Hwoa: *grins* What did I miss? Do I hear Jin is getting one step closer to losing his virginity? I'm proud of you!
Lili: If you don't fucking shut the fuck up right now, I will chop off your balls and feed it to Kuma and will make you watch every. single. second of it… * evil smirk*
Steve: Hehehehehehehehhehehe
Asuka: Damn
Lars: Can we go already?! I want to get wasted!
Kaz: Yeah, Let's go!
There are now at the club.
Everyone is looking around at the lights and crazy people partying like they don't give a fuck.
Lars: This is what I'm talking about!
Shin: I'm home BABY!
Hwoa: I'm gonna flirt with some chicks…..
Kaz: Honey, let's get drunk out of our mind!
Steve and Suki follows, and Anna is the bartender.
Anna: Hey nephew and his girlfriend, who is this young lady?
Asuka and Steve blushes
Steve: This is my girlfriend Asuka Kazama.
Anna: Related to Jin, huh?
Asuka: Yes.
Anna: Oh, so Steve….Did you pound her yet?
Steve and Asuka blush harder.
Steve and Asuka: NO!
Anna: No need to be loud, you can privacy you need in the back-
Steve and Asuka: NOO!
With Lars and Alisa, they are grinding on each other while drinking vodka.
Kazzy and Jun watches them.
Kaz: When are we ever going to get it on like when we were young again?
Jun is knocked out from the vodka.
Kaz: Damn it. Now I have to carry her around.
Hwoa is getting no luck with the ladies tonight.
Hwoa: C'mon baby, can I at least your number?
Lady: Hell the fuck no! Get out of my sight, you pervert!
Tough guy: What are you doing with my baby girl, punk?
Hwoa: Shit…
We all know what happens afterward…
Jin and Lili are dancing in the crowd.
Lili: Are you having a fun B-Day babe?
Jin: Of course! But do you know what will make it end perfectly?
Lili: What?
Jin suddenly picked her up and carried her to the private rooms. They started to make out and undress each other. The pair was ready to get it on until…..
BAM! I came to stop them from having sex! I'm a total cock-blocker! I think I'll do a lemon when Kazzy mentions it. So, how did I do? This is my first Fanfic so please go easy on me. Please review and give me more ideas! I wrote the story in a script-like way because I thought the story would be funnier that way. I'm a kinda slow typer, but I managed to do this one in 1 day or 1 day and 4 hours…
Oh just so you know the pairings: Jun and Kazzy (obviously)
Jin and Lili (obviously)
Steve and Asuka (obviously)
Shin is Xiao's personal stripper/pet
I would love to thank Sasusakui-chan for the motivation! (Again!)
~Cat out! ~