What Luck!
Chapter 1: I hate my life…
Kai:O-Oh crap! I'm fucking late! I can't believe I overslept!
Kai changes into his uniform…
Kai:Got to run!
He runs out of his room toward the stairs…
He trips on something and falls down the stairs…
Kai:Ouch… That hurt… Oh no, look at the time!
He runs out of the house running toward the school a few blocks
from his house…
Kai:Looked like it rained yesterday.
A car drives by and splashes water all over Kai.
Kai:Fuck! Now I'm soaking wet.
Drip, Drip, Drip
Bell Ring
Kai:Run!
-During class…-
Teacher:Now everyone, bring out your homework form last night.
Kai reaches for his schoolbag…
Kai:O-My-Fucking-God! I forgot my schoolbag at home!
Teacher:Be Quiet!
Kai:Yes, sir.
-Lunchtime…-
Kai sighs
Guy:What's the matter?
Kai:Who are you?
The guy clenches his fist…
Guy:"Who am I?" I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND, RYAN!
Kai:Oh, that's right! What's up, Ryan.
Ryan:That's my line. You look filthy!
Kai:I overslept, tripped on the stairs, splashed by a car and forgot my schoolbag and
lunch money!
Ryan:Oh! It just isn't your day huh?
Kai:I had worst.
Ryan:Worst…
Kai:Let's get a table.
Ryan:Okay.
They head towards a table…
Kai steps on gum…
Kai:Bitch!
Counselor:Come with me.
Kai:…Okay…
Kai follows the counselor into his room…
15 minutes later…
Kai walks out of the counselor's room…
Kai:That's the third time this week I got scolded by that fatass.
Ryan comes running to Kai…
Ryan:I have Big News!
Kai:Everything's Big News to you.
Ryan: You know that's not true.
Kai:So, what's this "Big News"
Ryan: A new transfer student is coming to our school tomorrow!
Kai:So, what about it?
Ryan:I heard she's a girl and she's really hot!
Kai: Really…
Kai not really interested…
Ryan:Well, whatever you say, I'm still excited about this.
Kai: Whatever…
Couple hours later…
Bell Ring
Kai:Finally! Time to head home!
On his way home…
Kai:I wonder what she will be like…
Kai, in deep thought, didn't notice a banana peel on the sidewalk.
He trips on the peel and hits his head on a brick.
He starts bleeding… a lot!
2 Hours later in the hospital…
Kai wakes up…
Kai:Oh… my head. Huh?
Kai looks around…
Kai:I'm in the hospital.
Nurse:You were lucky. Some guy brought you in just in time.
Kai:What's his name?
Nurse:He didn't leave one.
Kai:Oh.
Nurse:You can leave now just be careful from now on.
Kai:Thanks.
15 Minutes later…
Kai walks out of the hospital…
Kai:Today is officially the worst day of my life…
On his way home, he gets chased by a dog, sprayed with a hose
and bumped into a pole…
In front of his house…
Kai:That's weird. The lights are on and the door is unlocked… It can't be!
Kai slowly opens the door, slowly…
Girl:Welcome home!
The girl jumps at Kai…
They both fall down…
Kai:W-Who are you?
Girl:Me?
Kai:Yes! Who else?
Girl:I am Sakura.
Kai:Why are you here?
Sakura:I live here.
Kai:No! I live here. This is my house.
Sakura:What's yours is mine.
Kai:And why is that?
Sakura:Because I'm your Wife!