Hey everyone! SmashBroPlusB, at your service. I just wanted to tell you that I am finally back to writing stories. I was using a laptop that I rented from my school to write freelance, but now that it's summer, no laptop for SmashBro. I did, however, get a computer hooked up in my room around the end of June, and I got internet a day later, but I completely forgot about my stories. Nope, I just played TrackMania Nations Forever a lot, and made some custom battle stages for Super Mario Kart. Just a heads up that I'm not dead, and neither are my stories. New chapters for PK Starstorm and Kourindou's Grand Reopening are scheduled to come, just have patience. Trust me, I'm 100% awesome.

Also, I'm getting the disclaimer out of the way in this chapter also. Here goes...

This freelance is not owned, co-owned, sponsored by, bought from, married to, or in any form otherwise, related to Nintendo or Game Freak. This is an original story with original characters that I made. Gym Leaders, the Sinnoh region, Pokemon, and some town names are property of Nintendo.

Whew... done. Anyway, enjoy my newest story, Global Crazy Station.

An awesome teenage boy got out of bed. He got dressed, washed up, and ate breakfast. Today's meal: Honey Bunches of Oats, Walnut Clusters variety. After brushing his teeth and hair, he went back to his room. Slowly, the computer trudged through the startup routine, and soon he was using Mozilla Firefox to surf the internet. Click! The favorites button for was selected, and the page quickly loaded.

"Here we go... Another day, another battle!" the boy said gleefully. "And on top of it, today's the premier of my new fan-made battle hack!"

Aw crap, forgot to mention some key information. This story's characters are all members of the GTS online forum, so if you're not a member there, then it might be a little harder to understand the humor. Don't worry, I'll try to keep things as simple as possible, and try to make it easy to understand each character's personality. Now back to your scheduled programming.

The doorbell ringed. A moderately-attractive teenage female got the door. There was a postman holding a small box-like package.

(And the postman was none other than... Mr. Higsby!!)

"Hey, do you go on the website ?"

"Yes I do sir, is the package for me?"

"It depends, huh. What's your username?"

"Zetsumei... who asked?"

"It's a dude who goes by Blue Treebark, huh. Sign for the package, huh."

"Alright... there. It's signed off."

"Okay, here you go. Enjoy, huh."

An amazing not-mod opened the package. Inside was a box similar to those in which Nintendo DS game cards come in... but all the graphics were missing! The Nintendo DS logo was on the front, left side. The picture on the front was obviously hand-drawn, showing a Blaziken using Fire Punch. The game's title: GTS Pocket Adventures. Underneath the picture was tiny read text that said "Falcon Punch not included." On the back were four screenshots, but there was not any descriptive caption text. No, there was only this short message, in big platinum-colored font: "Go on the GTS and explore a new land!"

"A new land, hm? Sounds intriguing."

Blue logged in the GTS and waited for the private messages to come. One... two... four... seven... They were slowly building up a mountain inside of his inbox. Each of them had slightly different messages, but the overall message was clear.

From: Pokegal

wow, a fanhack lol ^_^ so how do I play it?

From: Fish-E

So, you made a fanhack? Looks cool, I'll start playing after lunch.

From: Qwaft

Hey, cool fanhack Blue, but one question, how do I make a new profile? It won't let me play until I make one.

From: Metaknight

w00t im in the story!!! omg lolz i broke teh fourth wall roflmao

From: Krow

Awesome fanhack. It has a game case, the cart's sticker is on tightly, and it even comes with an instruction manual. How exactly did you afford all this?

From: Doctor Endy

Yeah, I'm not sure if I approve this or not. Sending a fanhack to a mod? If this sucks, you're banned for a week.

From: Zetsumei

What's up with the weird postman in the glasses? Kinda gives me the creeps.

Champion Cynthia inserted GTS-PA and turned on her DS. The power came on, and she selected the touch screen button for the game. The icon was a globe, and the information read "GTS Pocket Adventures", with the text "Fanhack by Blue Treebark" underneath it on the second line. Both screens turned black. Then they slowly started lighting up... The lights on both screens became brilliant white! Then light started coming out of the DS! Oh no... the light's filling up the room! It feels as if you're going inside of the DS! Your weight is unnoticeable... you have a floating sensation... you feel tingly... your body is becoming pixelated...

Champion Cynthia fainted!

She paid 0 Poké Dollars as prize money.

...

Champion Cynthia whited out!

So what do you think? I know, intro's a bit lame, but it gets WAY better. And way funnier too.

Chapter 2 coming soon! Review, review, review! And check out my other stories while you're at it!