The prologue that started it all!

Okay! Okay! It was a good fusion of two of the possibilities! Inside Winry's armor was the hamster licking and biting itself! And no, Roy could not have been killed because he died already! He'd have to be a zombie to die again! But the main thing that disturbed Edward was the fact that Roy's bluish-grey skinned, red eyed rotting and pulsating with worms zombie was rubbing and licking at the glass box it was in!

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Edward girly-girly girl screamed! Russell came into the room, "It's okay honey! I decided to become a scientist so I could find a way to revive strippers killed in random shootings! Roy's body which I found in the trash can being eaten by raccoons seemed to be the best thing to test!" after saying all that stuff, he realized he was in the wrong room. A room with a cat and dog in the same room with each other, in the same bed, panting and sweating wildly. He then ran into the hallway, then ran into the right room.

"It's okay honey! I decided to become a scientist so I could find a way to revive strippers killed in random shootings! Roy's body which I found in the trash can being eaten by raccoons seemed to be the best thing to test!" he said in the right room with Ed screaming. Alphonse came in, he then grabbed Russell by the neck and held him against the wall "IF YOU TOUCHED MY SISTER IN ANYWAY!I SWARE I'LL..."suddenlyAl was cut of by guys from the mafia coming in with machine guns, he that turned to Russell again"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME! JUST WAIT AND SEE!Oh hi Winry! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!"He then reached inside his own armor and pulled out a machine gun and ran towards the men fron the mafia kicking them into the hall, down the stairs, into the basement!

"It's not that! It's just that the glass box was leaking on the newspaper with Roy zombie juice! So I put it in the big bath tub in the washroom!" Ed said breathlessly. "You did!" Russell exclaimed, "that's was a good idea!"He completely ignored the fact that the zombie juice would turn anything on contact into a zombified chimera thingys! Even after the zombified pieces of paper began to eat Winry's self licking hamster!

Please review, I haven't written for this series in a while!