Hi, whoever is reading this! First of all, I want to thank you for reading this! Second, please note that this is the first fic I have ever written, so please be nice to me!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own APH!
"I will NOT eat that bloody . . . thing!"
"You have to, Iggy . . . you lost."
"But-"
"Mon cherie, you lost the bet. It would be very rude to go back on your word."
"Yeah! You're supposed to be the gentleman, remember?!"
"A gentleman always keeps his word, oui?"
"Fine, then! I'll eat the bloody burger!"
"Ha! Your first burger! I can't wait to see your reaction! You'll love it, Iggy! A burger is a piece of heaven!"
Arthur looked at the burger on the plate which sat on Alfred's hands. It looks absolutely vile, he thought. It's probably the unhealthiest thing there is to eat. All that oil and fat . . . it made him cringe.
"Must I really eat it?! I could die of heart failure due to clogged arteries!"
"Iggy, just eat it!"
"Fine, then. If I die, it should be on your conscience. I just hope this bloody burger won't taste like garbage. . ."