HOMESTYCK
John said "Poop." As his house exploded. Karkat said, "Way to go Egderp. You really outdit yourself this timey-wimey."
John watched as Casey flew out of his houses window in slow motion, screaming, "I HATE MY LIFE!"
Rose shouted "oh no John. You are dumb."
John said "what does that mean?"
and Dave explained "it means you will never not be an idiot."
and gamzee jumped out of johns head. "yo bro I am your subcioncuiouysness."
"woah you cam e outta my head?" john said, his eyeballs as big as the entire universe. So big his head became a bucket.
And kartkat went "oh my gog buckwet everybody run!"
and everybody ran. Jade ran. And dave ran. And you ran. And hussie ran. And yeah. Vblah.
And john was alone with his bucket head.
the end.
P.s. Vriska is a boat.