Shrek 'n' Timmy power hour
Hey peeps, another crossover but this one really hits the mark.
I don't own Shrek or fairly odd parents, However I DID come up with Drake and the plot.
Happy reading :D
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Timmy was asleep in his bedroom snoring lightly "zzz...."
Cosmo Wanda and Poof glared at him blankly, changing into fairy form Wanda sighed.
"He's been out for six hours" she groaned
Cosmo raised a finger in correction "seven and two quarters" he said
Wanda poofed up a pump gun with 'tickle ray' on the side she zapped Timmy and he fell to the floor in insane laughter
They heard footsteps, the fairies changed into goldfish form. Timmy's mother walked in looking sad
"Mom what's up? You look upset" Timmy said worriedly
"T-Timmy, we need to talk you, me and your father" she replied with a sniff
"Ok....I'll be right down" Timmy said slowly
Timmy walked out still looking worried.
Wanda turned to Cosmo "this doesn't look right, l think we better make sure everything's alright.
"Agreed," Cosmo said "even my empty mind knows this spells trouble, or is it trouble with an S7?" Cosmo said stupidly
"Oh c'mon!" she sighed before the three fairies poofed away
They poofed into the room disused as aportrait's of Timmy's great, great grandfather William J. Turner.
"What are they saying?" Cosmo asked
"sush! I'm trying to listen" Wanda snapped
"Poof, poof!" Poof scolded
"Listen Timmy," his mother began
"You're getting certain age where, people undergo......certain......differences in their lives.....and well what we're trying to say......is......is" Timmy's mom tried to explain.
"I've.....applied for a job in Alaska ......and you won't see me again until your twenty." His dad finished with a shalom look "I'm sorry, but it's really all for the best. You each get an equal share of my fifty-five-hundred dollar salary"
Vicky's house
"I feel a disturbance in the babysitting universe," Vicky said "I think my pay has been raised" she then grinned evilly "I love this job" she chuckled
Timmy's house
Timmy was sobbing in his room, tears flowing from his face like waterfalls flooding the room. Poof's crib was floating like a boat, luckily he was in Wanda's arms.
She poofed up an umbrella "calm down Timmy, it's not so bad" She said assuring him. He stopped crying.
"It isn't?"
"Sure. It could be worse" She said. It got worse
"Timmy, Vicky's here" Timmy's mother called
Timmy scowled
"THAT IS IT!!!" Timmy bellowed causing the house to fall silent
"I'm sick of this life, I'm starting from scratch. I will no longer be Timmy Turner, twerp and loser. I'll start a new life AS.......Timmy turner, king of cool and master of awesome"
He went into his wardrobe and flung pile of usual clothing into his suitcase then slammed it shut "I wish we were in a cool place, far, far away" Timmy said excitedly.
The fairies reluctantly waved their wand the group disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Cut to opening
Timmy enters a stage using a magic wand to dance hip hop.
Shrek punched him off the stage and used to dance an Irish jig.
Then Timmy jumped on started fighting with him the music mixed as they tugged at the wand. The wand snapped in half and a large title saying SHERK 'N' TIMMY POWER HOUR appears.
End opening
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