Here is another entry into the Hogan's Heroes Song-Fic.
I don't own Hogan's Heroes or The Beach Boys.
If the Heroes were surfers this is what they would sound like.
Don't forget to hum along!
Hogan's Safari
Let's go tunneling
Everybody's tunneling
Come on you can tunnel with me
(Come on you can tunnel with ...)
Early in the morning while Klink is in the sack
Hogan and his men, they're wearing black.
They're going through the woods, is their contact there?
Then Hogan says, "I'm Papa Bear."
Come on allies we'll get you home.
Yes we'll help you you're not alone.
Pictures are first then papers you receive
Clothes, money, maps they all help to deceive
Let's go tunneling
Everybody's tunneling
Come on you can tunnel with me
(Come on you can tunnel with ...)
His men harass the enemy every chance they get.
Blowing up bridges is a good bet.
They gather information no secret is secure
Though Kraut threats they have to endure.
Come on allies we'll get you home.
Yes we'll help you you're not alone.
Pictures are first then papers you receive
Clothes, money, maps they all help to deceive
Let's go tunneling
Everybody's tunneling
Come on you can tunnel with me
(Come on you can tunnel with ...)
Instrumental break
LeBeau is in the kitchen his cooking is the best
Newkirk's undercover wearing a dress
Kinch is on the radio he's second in command
Carter's blowing up trains just as planned
Come on allies we'll get you home.
Yes we'll help you you're not alone.
Pictures are first then papers you receive
Clothes, money, maps they all help to deceive
Let's go tunneling
Everybody's tunneling
Come on you can tunnel with me
(Come on you can tunnel with...)
With me tunnel with me
With me tunnel with me
With me tunnel with me
With me tunnel with me
With me tunnel with me
With me tunnel with me