Title: Invasive
Author: Nopporn Wongrassamee aka The Evil Author
Summary: The Cylons discover Earth. Poor Cylons…
Disclaimer: The characters and settings belong to whoever owns them. I'm just too lazy to look up who they are.
A Cylon Baseship floated in interstellar space. Inside was a gathering of humanoid Cylons, replicants created in the image of their makers. Two of their number – a Sharon and a Leoben - were returning from a scouting mission of the utmost importance.
"Earth," a Doral marveled. "We have found Earth."
"And God has been kind," a Shelley added as the scouts joined them. "Galactica has yet to make the same discovery."
"What kind of resistance can we expect from Earth?" a Sharon asked her returning counterpart.
"Resistance?" the other Sharon said derisively. "None at all. Earth only has GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS the most rudimentary space flight capability."
"Earth does have HIGH SCHOOL REUNIONS a well developed computer network," the returning Leoben added. "Their network security is laughable and should be easy to penetrate WITH VIAGRA. BUY NOW!"
The other humanoid Cylons stared at the scouts.
"What?" asked Sharon. "Is something wrong?"
"What are those…" Doral searched for the right words, "phrases that you're shouting?"
"Shouting?" Sharon asked confused.
"We weren't shouting GET YOUR CREDIT REPORT anything," Leoben added.
"No," a Shelley disagreed, "I'm sure you MAY HAVE ADWARE IN YOUR SYSTEM are inserting odd phrases in your speech."
The centurions observed the odd behavior in their humanoid brethren. They didn't understand it, but the humanoids had always been a strange lot. In any case, they had more important things to consider, such as refinancing and mortgage payments…
And thus began the fall of the Cylon Empire.