Welcome… I interview al of the characters (That I know of) in Zelda and they come back with…. Stuff. It's a game show okay? No! It's not! And I don't own Brittany Spears… She's rubbish! NOR! Do I own Little Britain.

Disclaimer: Zelda I do not own. Nor any other characters from Zelda! In fact I don't own any so hit me when you can't find a character you can't find that I don't own! OW! Some one just hit meeee!

Me: Welcome again! To the first game show of the season, in summer!

Audience: ………

Me: Pun intended! Heh heh?

Person from audience: Die!

Me: Yes um. Let's move on then. I have here… Um… Characters from Zelda! Hellooo?

(All the characters from Zelda are playing poker with counters)

Me: OY!

Link: Me?

Me: Yes that's my name! Get over here!

Link: NO!

Me: I'll stick my tongue out at you!

Audience: GASP!

Someguy from the audience: I heard when he sticks his tongue out it plays Brittany spears!

Person from audience: Die!

Me: Nyahh! (Sticks tongue out)

Person from audience: Die

Me: Yes die!

Person from audience: Quite s- UGH! (Dies)

Audience: GASP!

Me: Now get over here you little ruffian!

Link: NO!

Me: (Takes out a bazooka)

Link: OK…

Me: Now this is link! Would you like to tell the audience a bit about yourself?

Link: You suck.

Me: Shut up. Tell the audience about yourself.

Link: I'm dead.

Me: Now I'm being serious about this! Tell me what you are like.

Link: (puts on a halo and floats into space!) ALLELUJAH!

Me: AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

(TV image blocker appears. No Image can be seen on the screen)

Me: Augh you little piece o'-

(TV Language blocker also appears on screen)

Me:………………………………………….. You piece o'……………….. I …… hate you, you……….

(TV get's turned off)

Jason: HEEEY! We were watching that!

Mom: Shut up. And go to school.

John: School's out today…

Mom: Yeah well………………………………… B- B-

John: Yes?

Mom: Yeah well……… Bleah!

Jason: That's highly intelligent isn't it?

Mom: ………… I hate you.

Jason: (Puts on a Vicky pollard voice from little Britain) SHAT AAP!

Mom: ………… Phhhhhllllleeeeaaaaahhh!

John: Look just go out with your friends! We can take care of ourselves! I mean we are 17 for Pete's sake! TWINS! We were raised perfectly well. Got A's in our GCSE's what more do you want?

Mom: For you to go to school! Because you are my little babies!

Jason: SHUT UUP (Pushes mom out the door)

John: Mom's weird… Why is she like that?

Jason: She wasn't always like that if you remember!

John: Oh yeah…

Jason: She caught that new virus that attacks your brain and makes it unstable!

John: Kauriziumitis!

Jason: Yep!

John: What kind of a name is Kauriziumitis?

(In Hyrule)

(Ganon is in the town market dressed up as a pathetic version of Link)

Ganon: Your majesty.

Zelda: (looks up from her my little pony toy) What? (Arrogantly)

Ganon: I have a gift.

Zelda: (More arrogantly) It better be good!

Ganon: Oh yes! It is Ma'am.

Zelda: Goooood! Now go…

Ganon: I can't! I have to wait for you to open it… And then I take it back.

Zelda: (Angrily) WELL WHAT USE IS A PRESENT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF ME AFTERWARDS?

Ganon: (Quickly thinks) A 3 second present?

Zelda: (Happily) Okay! You're looking a bit cardboardish today… Are you dead?

Ganon: No (Remember… Ganon is dressed up as Link).

Zelda: Oh… (Is about to open parcel)

Ganon: Open iiit… OPEN IT (Snaps)

Zelda: I'm thirsty.

Ganon: Certainly. (Disappears and reappears with a glass of water)

Zelda: BLEAH!

Ganon: WHAT? WHAAAT? What's wrong with it?

Zelda: There's a bit of black in it…

Ganon: Err… no there isn't?

Zelda: OKAY! (Drinks the water)

Ganon: Now will you open the parcel?

Zelda: Yes.

Ganon: phew-

Zelda: (Interrupts) BUT! (Snaps)

Ganon: What? (With impatience)

Zelda: …………………………………………… Strange I forgot now.

Ganon: Grr!

Zelda: Oh. I require Link.

Ganon: But I am link.

Zelda: Silly me. Phhhh…

Ganon: 0.o?

Zelda: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHBLEA!

Ganon: MRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Rips mask off face)

Zelda: EEK!

Ganon: OPEN THE PARCEL! NOOOWW!

Zelda: No way… You're gross.

Ganon: I hate YOOOUUUU! Rips of links oversized tunic! (Now naked)

(Ganon disappears back to the in the sky)

It's so sad but we have to leave it there! NOOOOOOOO!