A/N: This was written for fun. It's not serious or anything and I just made it for laughs by request. xD Enjoy!
Once upon a time, Kaito wandered into the kitchen and opened the freezer door, hoping to find some of his favorite food: ice cream. His discovery made him gasp; there was none! "This cannot be!" Kaito cried dramatically, covering his eyes with his hand as if his lack of ice cream was a tragedy. He kicked the freezer shut with his shoe, turning away so that he didn't have to look at it. "I must go get some!" He grabbed a brown leather wallet from the counter and slid it into his pocket, pulled his coat on, and set out into the late night chill in search of some ice cream.
"Ice cream!" Kaito wailed, flailing his arms as he fled down the sidewalk. "I'll find you!" He ignored the strange stares he was getting, not only because he was a grown man with blue hair but because of his beyond strange behavior. He burst into the local grocery store and made a beeline for the frozen section. He yanked out the biggest container of ice cream he could find and held it to his chest. He skittered to the front of the store where the check out was, avoiding other people like a ninja, hiding at corners and sprinting when needed.
At the checkout, he thrust the ice cream to the cashier to scan and charge him for. He handed her the money, ordered she keep the change, and ran back home as quickly as he could, only tripping and face planting twice, a new record. As soon as he got back inside, he ripped the top off, grabbed a spoon, flopped down on the couch, and dug in.
"I told you I'd find you." He murmured meaningfully to the frozen treat before he devoured half the container and ended up sick before the next morning.
THE END.