(First of all, this story is not to copy Fox Spirit-chan's story "Rishid where do babies come from?" There are some similarities but if you read into the characters carefully, then you'll find a lot of differences. If you guys get offended, I apologize.)

Brief Summary: These are the stories in the days of Shadi in his own words. More like he's telling you guys the story.

Guess Who's In Charge:

6:22 am

"Yami!" Yugi was in the pharaoh's room, tugging on Yami's pants. It was a typical Saturday morning in Domino City.

"What do you want Yugi?" Yami was fixing his hair.

"Where you going?" Yugi looked up at him childishly.

"Well, it's none of your business." Yami packed his clothes in his luggage. "But I'm going on a business trip for a few days." he then picked up his bag. "Help me with my baggage, will you."

La-di-dah pharaoh, I fumed as I took out a container of Oxy-Cleaner and a scrub brush. This is not how I want to spend my frickin Saturday! But what's the use? Ever since Yami took my millennium key, I'm left powerless and have been forced to bow down to the pharaoh.

I'll get my revenge soon. Damn you pharaoh.

scrub scrub-

O.O? Huh? Why are the damn tiles so muddy?

(Flashback to three days ago)

It was a rainy day and the pharaoh and Yugi returned from Seto Kaiba's party. Rich bastard. In the dead of the night at 11:20, I'm sitting in the kitchen eating Frosted Flakes.

Hey kids, let me tell you a secret…they're not that great. The damn tiger is screwing us all.

"Hey SHADI!"

Oh no. Please Ra, for the sake of my insanity, please don't let it be…

Before I could finish praying, Yugi comes running in with shoes muddy beyond recognition.

(End of Flashback)

Why won't the dirt come off? Argh! In a fit of rage, I tossed the scrub brush and took out the next best thing: the toothbrush.

"SHADI!" Another irritating voice shouts out. Yup, you guessed it. The pharaoh.What the hell do you want? I wanted to shout out.

Sigh-

The things I do for a living. I quickly drop the toothbrush and ran towards the living room, seeing Yami and his equally, annoying, clone aibou Yugi.

…

"What?"

"Shadi," Yami picked up his luggage. "I'm gonna be away for a few days."

"So I see." I replied calmly. Good for you! And this time, don't come back! "Is there anything you wish for me to while you're gone pharaoh?"

In other words, you want me to baby-sit that evil being? -cracks knuckles- Yami no Marik, you must be laughing from the Shadow Realm, are you?

Suddenly, the pharaoh's voice broke my thoughts.

"As a matter of fact, there is something I want you to do while I'm gone. That's why I called you out here." he then turned to Yugi. "Yugi, I want you to be in charge while I'm gone."

O.O You can't be serious! Not Yugi! -puts his hands on his ears- Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

"Really?" I watch the little boy's eyes light up. "Woo-hoo!" he then began jumping up and down excitedly.

Marik, you must be laughing now huh? Just because Rishid is alive and you're stuck in hell.

"Shadi?" Yami gave me a glare.

"Yes my pharaoh?" Try not to roll your eyes back Shadi.

"I want you to keep an eye on Yugi while I'm gone." Suddenly, a horn sounded off. "Whoops, there's my ride!" He then rushed out the door without much of a goodbye.

It's about time. One down, one more to go…

--AHEM-

Huh? -Eyes shift to Yugi- Evil! Evil! EVIL! "Yes Yugi?"

"That's Yugi-sama to you dog!"

What did you just call me you evil runt? -prepares to strangle the boy- No…no Shadi. Remember those visits with Dr. Mai…

"I'm sorry Yugi-sama. What do you want?" If only I had my millennium key.

"I want to go to Malik's house."

You could've just asked you know? And while you're at it, why don't you move in with him? Ah yes, Malik is as equally annoying as Yugi. They're both dysfunctional, hyperactive, and if Rishid continues to deal with him, he's definitely gonna get an anxiety attack.

"Why do you wish to go to his house?"

"Well, what am I supposed to do when Yami's gone?" Yugi crossed his arms over his chest.

The things I have to do…