Chapter 1- Fluffy Puffy

Sigh where to begin. My name maybe? Well my name is Hana Kyubiji and... My name means flower. Not only that but ever since I was a baby people have thought I was a girl, i am 100% oh natural boy! you see my dilemma? I've been forced to go to sleep overs, shoe shop, and get asked out by other guys. Oh it gets worse, my dad won't let me cut my hair cause I look cuter this way or something? My dads a fashion designer, for the brand *Moon Stone.* a brand of his own creation. He like to dress me up and calls me his little girl... But I'm not! I'm starting to think he's forgotten that...

Hes expanding the company from Italy to Japan so yeah... Here I am, in a yellow dress, about to walk into the chairman's office. "Hello there. I'm chairman Suoh, welcome to the Ouran academy. I hope you enjoy your stay here with us." "Uh yes it's a pleasure. Hana Kyubiji." I took his extended hand into a shake, "well you have a firm grip for a girl." "Uh yeah..." I guess there's no point in explaining that I'm a boy, to tell you the truth I'm less embarrassed pretending to be a girl that outright saying I'm a dude wearing a dress for my dad's amusement. The door opened behind me, "this is your class representative." I turned around and there was a boy with smart looking hair and glasses. "uh hi," I said extending my hand. "yeah."

Class room 1-A

"Hello my name is Hana Kyubiji," I introduced myself to the class in a monotone. Then I sat down next to a feminine boy, "Welcome to Ouran. My names Haruhi Fujioka." "Yeah? Cool let's be friends okay?" "You bet!" he doesn't seem interested in me? Great my first guy friend! So it turns out Haruhi Is a commoner, but lucky me we have a similar problem! He looks like a chick and so do I! Lucky him he gets to be a guy, he doesn't have to lie about his gender! He also happens to be friends with some Homo Erotic Twins and they're all in a club together that I've been invited to attend after school.

Speaking of after school look at the time! Here I was with three other classmates at the doors to the infamous host club. How do I know it's infamous? That's because all day every ten seconds on the dot I would hear something about them. So what will they think when they meet the only 'girl' they can't charm. I'm also down with free cake and being surrounded by a bunch of cuties.

when I opened the door the host club was already in full swing. I took a seat with Haruhi who was smiling brightly at this one girl. I have to say I was kinda jealous... I mean not of Haruhi but of Haruhi! I mean he gets all these ladies to himself even though he looks like a girl! Maybe I'm a pervert for only thinking about this stuff, no I don't think so, right?

Toward the end of club activities I managed to fall onto Haruhi and we ended up on the floor. Not helping my situation. "Uh sorry!" "no it fine?" he replies. Seriously... Especially from this angle he looks like a chick. Those big doe eyes... Wait what am I thinking! Haruhis a guy! We got up and club activities were over.

That night i couldn't stop thinking about him... Don't tell me... I've spent my whole life as a girl and now I even think like one! I mean I was a girl scout and that didn't faze me so what the hell! I took a daisy from the vase of flowers in my room, "Like, Love, Like, Love, Like, Love, Like... L-L- L- LOVE! I knew it! I'm in love with Haruhi Fujioka!" my door swung open, "what was that my little flower! Is there... A Boy!" "Dad keep in mind im not actually a girl." "what do you mean sunflower?" "sigh mom knew my gender..." "Don't talk like that! You make it sound like she's dead, no suprise all the moms tonoradish writes about end up with something along the lines of death... thank god I'm the father! What was I talking about?" "mom..." "oh yeah! Shell be back from repairs in Carambole soon. You know how she is with her vaulenteer work." "Yeah yeah yeah..."

My dad left after that when I threw a pillow at him... Don't judge me! The next day at school we had a test, but you don't wanna hear about that so I'll skip to the host club. I sat with Haruhi yet again... Trying to hold back... Feelings! He leant over with a glance to the side, "can I pour you another cup of tea?" What's wrong with me! Haruhi's a dude and so am I! Not that there's anything wrong with that but I don't know if I can handle it! "Miss Hana are you alright?" oh my god he's speaking to me! "Uh yeah fine sorry!" I'm getting nervous! He laughed a bit and poured me some more tea. Tea made especially for me by Haruhi!

Yeah... I ended up getting so nervous i started shaking and accidentally hit the table and spilled that precious tea all over my uniform. I left to go home but stopped at the commoner's book shop. I saw this in a book once that manga is great for filling you in on stuff you don't know about... Shojo shojo... Shojo! Here it is! And... Let's see to learn about the kind of relationship I'll end up in... The yaoi section... I picked up a random flowery book and started to read. I got to page 5 and closed the book. "it's too stimulating... Im going home..."

The next day I Requested Haruhi privately. Today would be the day I figure it all out! I need to be clear with Haruhi, "Uh Haruhi?" "yeah?" "well... I uhhh... I do not have a crush on you okay! We are strictly friends okay!" I was out of breath and barely getting the words out. He smiled the cutesy smile! Like a girl! "I'm glad we're friends!" crap! He's too cute! "Haruhi!" I screamed standing up bright red. I ended up tripping and when Haruhi tried to save me he also got covered in tea. We went to get changed.

"Sorry we only have one spare uniform," said Kyoya. "Haruhi you can take it okay, it was my fault," I said. They looked worried for a second, "what?" "Nothing!" yelled Tamaki. Haruhi Went behind the curtain to change. At this point club was over and they kept urging me to go home, but I wanted to give a proper apology before I left. That all changed when the curtain opened.