Twas the night before christmas, and it was fair
Jesse was busy moussing his hair.

Becky was smiling that annoying smile
DJ as always, dressed with no syle.

Joey was telling unfunny jokes
Michelle was hyper and drinking far too many Cokes.

Danny was cleaning everything in sight
Steve was hungry, and grabbed a bite.

Nicky and Alex were repeating eachother
Joey was running away from Mrs. Curuthers.

Stephanie was talking to Gia on the phone
Comet was in the kitchen, all alone.

This Tanner affair, was indeed stupid.
Nothing was fun, and they all looked peutrid.