I don't own X-men, Marvel does. Well, at least this is done. Secondo, this fanfiction was written by two crazy French girl, me Yukiko Angel and with the help of Tara-Maclay a good friend of mine. Go read her Fanfics, they are good . Well like I've said, I am French, so my English is so so. Hope you'll like it . oh my ... thanks god I got better ...
X-men poetry.
" Today in the French , we'll do poetry. And of course in French. "
Everyone look at the professor like if he was crazy. Write poetry, ok this isn't so bad. But in French ? He must be joking. Everyone, excepts Remi of course, started complaining.
" This is enough, you'll do as I said, Remi you'll be the first, after it will be you Scott and after if anyone volunteer we'll go on. "
Remi get up, think a little and say :
" J'aimerai oublier hier "
I'll like to forgot yesterday
" Ma vie est comme un brouillard "
My life is like the fog
"J'ai encore trop pris de bière "
I took too much beer again
"Sa va mal en batard. "
It's going really bad.
No one said something as Remi sit down. The professor, starting to be discourage, look at Scott.
" Well, you're next. "
Scott get up and start saying :
" Tes long et soyeux cheveux bruns."
Your long and soft brown hair
"Te donne un air hors du commun"
Gives you a unique charm
" Comme j'aime t'admirer "
I like to admire you
" Mon Logan adoré "
My lovely Logan
Scoot sit down and give to Logan a sexy glares. The professor, you tried to act normaly, look around.
" Who want to be next ? "
" I " said Logan.
" T'es dents toute éclater"
Yours teeth all apart
" Ton sang se met a pisser"
Your blood poring out
" C'est ainsi que j'aime t'imaginer"
It's like this I like to imagine you
" Scott Summer t'es mieux de te sauver. "
Scoot Summer you better run fast.
As he finish is poem Logan jumps on Scott you've started to run aways. The two guys were out of the class. The professor, now totally discourage, look at the rest of the classmate. Hoping Jean will do something right, he ask her to go next. She said yes and start thinking a little and then get up and start :
" t'es cheveux roux frivolle"
Your red hair so frivoliou
"Ton corps si sexy"
Your body so sexy
"Ta voix me rend folle"
Your voice make me crazy
" Oui j'aime qui je suis"
Yes I love me
Jean sit down and take a glass out of her bag and start congratulate her self for her sooooo good poem. Ororo raise her arm and said :
" Can I do it in English, pleeeaaase professor. "
the professor, who now think about suicide, said yes. So Ororo get up and said ( you see now how is my English) :
" I don't know what to write."
" I can't stand that thing "
" I know what I want to do is right "
" Screw you all ! I'm going golfing. "
Ororo left the room leaving everybody there. The professor, mad, go to the door and before leaving said :
" Mes élèves sont tous idiot"
My students are all stupid
" Je ne peux plus les suporter"
I can't take it anymore
"Vous ne me reverez pas de si tôt"
You'll not gonna see me anymore
"Ce soir je vais me tuer"
Tonight I'm comitting suicide
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AN : this is all folk, hope you have like it, cause soon there be more so give me some review.