´hung over, that's what it feels like' I thought to myself. But I don't remember drinking at all last night, well...maybe a few sips, but that was only because I didn't want to be rude. ‚well damn, I knew I was lightweight but this is ridiculous.
I felt a warm breeze around me, 'outside?´ that's weird, I remember going home and writing a bit for my novel, as I opened my eyes and started to take in my surroundings I felt like I was in a different world, ´that's ridiculous, a different world? Maybe I decided to take a spontaneous flight somewhere, wouldn't be the first time'.
I was in a crater, like I had fallen from somewhere high and made that crater myself, or maybe it was already there and I just fell asleep there. As I tried to stand up with my pounding headache and all I noticed that I wasn't wearing anything, except a sheet over myself, 'spontaneous flight my ass, I was sleeping, I always sleep in the nude at home' I pulled the sheet tighter around my slim body, also noticing that I didn't have my hair tie in, my wavy length hair flying everywhere due to the wind.
I was in a clearing and there were three tree stumps in the middle of it and I was standing in front of them, with the crater behind me. These surroundings were all too familiar, as I turned around I noticed that there were four people there, three kids and a man, 'no way!' this is not happening, it's not possible! It's the Naruto universe1 the man felt all too familiar, with his spiky blonde hair, and sharp blue eyes, but it wasn't Naruto, it was his father, Naruto would've worn an orange jumpsuit, that no one should ever wear. Minato Namikaze, Yondaime Hokage, well, future yondaime hokage at least, Obito seems to still be alive, Rin as well.
I then realized that I looked very out of place, with only a sheet covering my body and probably smudged mascara and eyeliner around my eyes, I turned back around not wanting them to stare at my face any longer.
"I need to see the hokage, Immediately" I needed to be brave, not going all fangirly on Minato, it wouldn't do anything good for me, I was in a different universe and, wait, would they even understand what I'm saying? I'm sure I spoke in English to them just now, maybe I should try Japanese, after all, I did like in Japan for 5 years, ever since I had to go from my country to take the last year for my Bachelors in Japan. I fell in love with the country, and knowing I would never go back to my own I had decided to stay there.
*all conversations will now be dubbed into English, way easier, although the jutsus/titles will be in Japanese, please correct me if I spelled something wrong, I don't have a beta*
"may I please speak with the hokage Namikaze-san?" I asked again, hoping that they would understand me now, "who are you and why do you need to see hokage-sama?" I felt Goosebumps on my skin, hearing his voice again, it was, weird for the lack of better word, he only appeared in a few episodes and still he managed to make me feel different. "who I am is none of your concern, but it is to the Hokage, please don't keep me here any longer, I am quite cold, and as you can see not wearing anything that should be outside of the bedroom Namikaze-san" I turned my head slightly, just to see his face, 'hehehe I knew he was a pervert, just like his sensei' I grinned, turning back around, and walking towards him and his genin/chuunin, still grinning, much like a certain fox.
The sheet was quite translucent, with the hot sun high in the sky, they all could very well see my form under them, by now they were all blushing, though with Kakashi's mask I couldn't see it very clearly, but his eyes told me he was embarrassed. I stepped in front of Minato, knowing he'd be quite awkward, as he was already an adult, noticing the hints I had given him, about the bedroom and all, he knew I was naked as the day I was born under the sheet,
"please show me the way to the Hokage, or use your hiraishin or shunshin me there, it would be much easier for both of us" I whispered in his ear, if anything he turned even more red, like a tomato. 'this is just too much fun, but he belongs to Kushina, I'm not going to ruin th-'my thoughts abruptly stopped as he grabbed my shoulders and tugged me closer to him, closing the gap between us, suddenly I didn't feel so good, I felt like my body was being ripped apart into little pieces, before I knew it, it stopped, I was in the Hokage's office, my back still to him. "baka Namikaze! You should have warned me! Bakayaro!" I huffed, damn that brat, the headache from before hadn't left and that shunshin or hiraishin, I wasn't sure which one he used made it worse.
"Minato! What is the meaning of this? Why have you brought her here just covered in a sheet!" I heard the Sandaime say, 'oh thank god it's Sarutobi, I don't know what I'd do if this universe were different than the anime!' "gomenasai Hokage-sama, she demanded to be brought here, she was under this sheet on training ground 7 in a crater, I think she was there all night sir, if you look at her skin color, it is much to pale". ´idiot, this is my natural skin color, but now that explains that crater I had to crawl my way out of, and the headache, one beer wouldn't have given me such a hangover'.
"hokage-sama" I spoke up, turning around to face him, I didn't know how my face was, If it was bruised because of the obvious fall (crater) or if my eye makeup was smudged, 'please don't judge on my appearance' "there is an urgent matter that needs your attention, immediately" I said with confidence in my voice, hoping that he would get the hint and tell the hidden ANBU and Minato to leave, he got the hint as he nodded and told them all to leave the room. "Please seal the room with a silencing seal hokage-sama" he looked shocked, that I knew he knew of such a seal. As he sealed the room I relaxed, knowing that no one would hear me.
"Please sit, if you wanted a seal placed then it must be very important and you look exhausted" the sandaime said. I took a chair and sat it in front of the office table. As I sat down I pulled the sheet closer to me, making sure to not show any skin,, well, not including my hands and shoulders, he didn't need to see any more than necessary. 'damn, he looks ready to attack, tch, of course he does, he doesn't know who I am, how I got here or anything"
"sandaime-sama, what I say is to be kept private from anyone and everyone, I don't want this conversation to reach anyone unless I say that that person can know about it" as soon as I said that he looked even more serious than before – if that was even possible, 'scary' "I make no promises girl, I will decide after you have told me about this important thing" 'well, that's as close to a promise I get.' "What I mention will make me sound crazy, but please don't interrupt me while I talk, you need to hear everything and then you can ask questions," I started; he nodded slowly to show that he understood. "I am from a different universe, the year is 2013 and this universe that you know is a fiction of one man's imagination." As I talked he got even more serious, if that was even possible, I told him all I knew of the third war, the Kyuubi attack, the fourth war, and everything in between. As I finished I took a deep breath and relaxed, "that is all Sandaime-sama". Poor man, probably got a bunch of grey hairs just listening to that story.
"I see, but how do I know that you're not lying to me?" he said in a grave voice, 'hmm, well, I haven't told him about the chuunin exams with Naruto in them, and how he found out about Orochimaru' "because you would've noticed me lying to you straight away sandaime-sama, besides, I am not one to lie about such grave matters, there is also the information I know about your students, and shinobi. Would you like to hear some of them?" I asked him showing that I was serious about this. He needed to know that I wouldn't lie about something like this.
"tell me about my three students", "very well, Tsunade Senju: granddaughter of Hashirama Senju, the first hokage, is amazing in medical ninjutsu, known as the Legendary Sucker, horrible at gambling and if she wins a game she knows that something bad is going to happen, has a necklace from the first hokage, it's worth is three mountains or something like that. She loves to drink, her younger brother dies in a war, don't remember which one, but he is a genin if I remember correctly, either before or after his death, her lover, Dan dies from a fatal wound in combat, she gets homophobia, she blames herself for their deaths, as she gave the first hokage's necklace to both of them and they had died, she says it's cursed. Becomes the godaime hokage after Naruto – the son of Minato and Kushina wins a bet against her and makes her come back to the village" I breathed, it wasn't easy to remember all of that stuff, damn… there were still two left.
"Jirayia – a self proclaimed super pervert, claims he's doing research when spying on the women in the onsen, has a spy network all over, loves to travel and is a toad sage. His student is the future Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze. Takes on other students, three to be exact in Amegakure, leaves them after teaching them the basics to survive there. They develop a grudge against him and kill him later on. He takes on Naruto as an apprentice after the chuunin exams. Dead last. At the genin exam he got tied to the stump on training ground 7. I don't know much more about him…OH! he's the godfather of Naruto!" the sandaime's face hadn't really changed, it was still just as serious as it was at the beginning, I'm sure I've already spent a few hours just talking about all of this – damn, I'm starting to get hungry, but I have absolutely no money or anything…damn.
as I start on talking about the snake, he gets a worried look on his face as I tell him about what kind of experiments the snake has done – will do in the future and how he will stop at nothing to destroy Konoha.
'Done. Finally, maybe now he'll believe me, no one can lie that good for so many hours' "I know that you didn't lie while you were telling me all of this, but this… are you sure that we can't save Orochimaru?" he asked, he was tired, I could hear it in his voice, and his face told me everything, he wanted to save him, he wanted to believe that what I had told him had been a lie, but he knew deep down that everything I had told had been the truth. "No, I'm sorry Sandaime-Sama, there is nothing you can do to save him, he is far too gone. It's too late; the only thing you can do is free him of this world." I said seriously, he needed to face the truth; he needed to kill his student before it would be too late.
What do you think? Please comment on what I could do better, if I should keep going or if I should stop? – I don't want rude comments; criticism is good, but nothing rude.
-saara-san
