Hello everyone this is your author giving you the disclaimer I do not own Naruto Masashi Kishimoto Does neithor do I own The candy mountain song all rights go to SecretAgentBob.
Also please bear with me if you actually read my story Im not the best at humor so yeah.
My first story so If It sucks than yea your the one who decided to read it all flames will be stored in scrolls for later use now on to the story!
"Oh god not again!" Deidara yelled running in horror after Tobi found the sugar stash again. "Sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai, sempai." was all you heard Tobi yelling. "Oh god let me in let me Danna." Deidara yelled pounding on his door."No Brat you know what happens when Tobi gets a sugar high every one for themselves and all doors are locked so Tobi doesn't brake anything." Deidara started to protest but then a terified scream was heard.
'That poor fool glad it wasn't me out there.' Sasori thought with a shutter. "Sempai I found you now lets go play a game...oh Tobi knows a game its called rescue the pretty princess." Tobi then dragged Deidara off laughing miniacly. "Why un? Why are you doing this to me?" Deidara said after being tied up and forced to wear a dress. "Listen to Tobi and all will be made clear
Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the neck of love the candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wounderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Sempai please wont you go into the cave."
and then somehow Deidara didnt even know how but Tobi had actually managed to get some of his clay and blow up half of the room they were in. "Sempai im bored im gonna find someone else to play with!" Tobi the skipped out of the room with a bag of sugar that he then practically inhaled leaving poor Deidara tied up in a dress criying due to the trama and burns he got from tobis 'little' explosion. Little did Deidara know things would just get worse.
Well how was it next time its Kisame poor guy
Wow I fail its only 585 words long for this chapter
thats so short hopefully the chapters will get longer
so r&r and hopefully it didn't suck all that much