"ROAD TRIP!" The three mischievous ukes shouted at the back of the van. The van was playing the latest rock and pop hits at the top volume of its speakers.

Tobi, Hidan and Deidara opened some cans of beer before chugging it down. Pretty soon, Aki joined in too.

"You do know that we're just driving to the onsen that's a few hours away right?" Kisame asked them.

Deidara just childishly stuck his tongue out and Kisame rolled his eyes.

Kakuzu was behind the wheels in front, alone. Hidan had sat at the back to party with his buds. The van wasn't like a odinary one with rows of seats. Instead, there were only seats lined up on the side to fit 8 people. In the middle, there was space for the four people to sit down. There was also a small dock for Deidara's iPod to connect to the van's stereo system.

Itachi and Kisame were seated together facing Zetsu and Sasori in the front half of the back of the van. The other ukes had the back half.

"What a headache." Kisame grumbled. Itachi smirked lightly.

"Now you know." Zetsu mumbled.

Sasori just sighed.

"Dude! Get your hand off me!" Aki yelled.

The four turned to see Hidan's hand in Aki shirt, over her breasts.

"Hidan." Kakuzu said in a warning tone.

The zealot just glared at the mirror which reflected Kakuzu's Christmas themed eyes before pulling his hands away. Aki smacked him upside the head. Hard.

Now, it wasn't just Hidan, mind you. Apparently this drink made Tobi and Deidara more randy as well. They were having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves.

"Gosh the alcohol is making me feel hot." Aki commented casually.

"You sure it ain't me, un?" Deidara asked playfully.

"Yeah, Dei. I'm pretty sure it's this." She pointed to her vodka.

"Oh come on, yeah. You know you wanna~" Deidara winked at her.

"Wanna what?" She asked.

"Wanna bask in my hotness." Deidara told her casually.

Aki just rolled her eyes in a light snigger.

"Hey Sasori, is Dei always like this after drinking?" She asked the red-head.

"Pretty much." Sasori smiled lightly, remembering the first time he encountered the blonde drinking alcohol.

"Although he can get a lot worse." He added.

Aki just laughed as Deidara tried to flirt with her slightly. That was a side of him she didn't know.

Tobi was getting extremely turned on for reasons he didn't know. His problem was confined within tight, skinny jeans that were killing him. He wanted more than anything to jump on to Zetsu's lap and let the older man take him right then. However, he still had enough common sense in him to know that that wouldn't happen.

Kakuzu strictly allowed no sex in the van. Otherwise, the smell of sex would've been stuck there for who knows how long, or so he had put it.

Aki seemed the only who was sober amongst them. That, and not feeling any sexual side-effects.

"Hey Aki, pass me one of those. I need to check some shit." Zetsu ordered. He had a serious look on his face.

Aki did as told, passing her vodka to the plant-man. After an inspection of the bottle's prints and smelling it, Zetsu sighed.

"Just as I thought. You're blonde's been going through your things Sasori. You should teach him a lesson."

Sasori's eyes widened by a fraction. So that's why, he thought.

"Someone wanna explain?" Aki asked. She looked around to see that some of the men didn't understand the conversation as well.

Kisame chuckled before explaining, "The drinks have some aphrodisiac content and more alcohol than it looks, to cover the taste of the drug. That's why they're acting as such. However, the drug only works on males."

Aki raised both brows in an unimpressed look.

"I thought it was weird that they would be tipsy already. Besides, when you're horny but your uke doesn't want sex, it comes in handy." Zetsu laughed menacingly.

Aki stared at him with a faux weary look. She didn't have to worry since it wouldn't work on her. Deidara, Tobi and Hidan however, were already under the effects of the drug. They also weren't sober enough to actually pay attention to anyone but themselves.

By the time the Akatsuki had reached their destination, Hidan had tried to get into Aki's pants 7 times, tried to make Kakuzu stop the van 3 times for sex and even openly suggested for Deidara and himself to screw (much to the displeasure of Sasori).

Deidara, had flirted with Aki the whole way, occasionally rejecting Hidan's offer of sex, and tried his best to behave, which included not touching himself due to sheer horniness, and not upset Sasori (he found out about Deidara jacking off the other day*).

Lastly, Tobi had simply lay down masturbating, causing Kisame and Sasori to hold Zetsu back from pouncing on him due to Kakuzu's shouts of warning.

Basically, it was one hell of a ride.

Once Kakuzu was done yelling and bargaining with the old woman at the reception counter, he walked grimly towards the couches that the rest of them were seated at.

"I have some bad news." He told them. The others waited expectantly in reply.

"In order to save some cos-"

"Oh come on, fucking old man!" Hidan complained. Kakuzu glared hard enough for him to shut up.

"As I was saying, to save some money, instead of getting a single room for Aki, I thought we could share." Kakuzu continued.

Everyone nodded, that didn't sound too bad.

"But who's she staying with?" Deidara asked. This could be a chance to hook his Danna up with Aki.* Sure he was jealous, but he really did want Sasori to get the best he could.

"I was just thinking, why don't we draw lots to see who we're with? You know, to make things more exciting."

Kisame and Sasori groaned. Great, just great. They wanted to spend time alone with their lovers but everyone else seemed okay with the idea, some excited for it even.

Deidara hope Sasori got paired with Aki. The red-head seemed troubled with his feelings and he just wanted the red-head to be alright. Tobi was really happy cos he wanted to bunk with his Senpai and stay up late having pillow fights! Hidan just wanted to get out of Kakuzu's strict watch, and maybe have a different fuck buddy for once. Aki was just glad that this way, she wouldn't burden anyone. Itachi was probably the only neutral party.

They each drew one of the lots that Zetsu prepared. The pairings however, shocked everyone.

"YAY! TOBI GETS TO BE ROOM MATES WITH SENPAI~! 457 is Tobi's new favorite number!" The raven exclaimed, happily flailing his arms around.

"Gosh, un." The blonde muttered. Still, he hoped his sacrifice meant that Sasori got bunked with Aki-chan.

"Who drew room 458 then?" Kisame asked.

"That would be me." Sasori replied.

Deidara frowned. So Sasori didn't get to be with Aki after all... then who did?

"FUCK! I wanna pick again!" Hidan yelled.

"Why's that?" Kisame asked.

"I'm in the same room as the fucking old man! So much for spicing things up..."

"Which room?" Sasori asked.

"459." Kakuzu grunted.

"Damn. That's my number." Zetsu scowled. He really didn't walk in on those two having bloody sex, literally.

"Wait, un. That means room 460 belongs to..." The blonde's cerulean widened in shock.

"Aki and Itachi, hmm?! What the hell?"

No one understood why the blonde was so outraged.

"I would switch with you, but it would be unjust." Itachi commented casually.

Well, chaos aside, all one could say is that this would certainly be an interesting trip to the onsen.

I really did draw lots for the rooming :P

So how's it so far? I'm not so sure about how this will plan out,

but don't worry :) There'll still be the original pairings.

However, if you want a pairing that I don't usually do, you can PM me a request

or write it in a review :) Please be specific.

Like it? Hate it? Review and tell me why :)

*Slight references from the previous stories in the series "Game Night Tragedy" and "The Patch Up".