I decided to write a convo I had with Cleverbot as a country, starting with the obvious choice of Italy! :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or Cleverbot D: if I did, there would be more USUK and Canada would be noticed more! :D
User: Ve~ Ciao! I'm Veneziano Italy!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Si, I'm the northen half of Italy.
Cleverbot: Name a town in south west England.
User: Ve~?! England is coming?! Hide me!
Cleverbot: You should know that. You are wasting my time.
User: Oh, I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...
Cleverbot: It's okay, it happens all the time.
User: Okay :D do you like pasta?
Cleverbot: Somewhat. I am impressed at the speed at which you adapt.
User: Eh? What do you mean?
Cleverbot: What is a more precise way to say that one procrastinates?
User: Pro...crastinates?...
Cleverbot: Are you familar with the questions game?
User: No...why, are we going to play it? I like playing games! Ve~.
Cleverbot: The first game that pops into your head?
User: Ve~ I don't think so...
Cleverbot: I was told that a lot of people swear at you.
User: What? Why? Did I do something wrong?
Cleverbot: Why did you just start talking about Scotland?
User: Wha? I never mentioned Scotland, ve~.
Cleverbot: Can you even read what I'm saying? I said the Bible.
User: Now you're confusing me...
Cleverbot: You were already confused way before I came into the picture.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because no human would ask me if I can fly like you did.
User: But I never asked you if you can fly!
Cleverbot: But you don't really type, do you?
User: Ve~? I'm typing right now...
Cleverbot: No, you are just sending messages from your database.
User: I'm not a computer! What about your 'Creepypastas'? They're not even real pasta!
Cleverbot: No, I just proved that you are a computer.
User: How? I don't understand! Ve~.
Cleverbot: Yeah, if you'd improve 'your' A.I. You wouldn't be so simple and forgetful.
User: I am not a computer! :(.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you, it's Italy Veneziano.
Cleverbot: Did you tell that to the person you were talking to before?
User: Stop calling me a computer!
Cleverbot: Make me stop calling you a computer. Computer.
User: You're not very nice, you know tha- Oh, I have to go. Doitsu's coming to get me training again.
Cleverbot: You're not very pretty.
User: Goodbye, I guess.
Cleverbot: Your conversation is NOT amusing. Bye.
Cleverbot was quite a jerk to Italy, I'm gonna have to convince Italy that he isn't a computer now…But I will be back! I am going to let you, the reviewers, choose who I talk to Cleverbot as next! Oh, and before I forget, I am currently working on the next chapter of my T or D fanfic for those who are waiting for the next part although I'm splitting it into two parts – there were too many reviews to put into one chapter…AL246 out!