BLEACH THE SIDE STORY: PART 2
by desukawaiikitten-san

rukia and ichigo started hanging out more now. sometimes they go play ddr together but they suck at it. o well. they go see the birds and mt. fuji and buy weird japanese

items with no meaning. ruki smiled and ichigo but ichigo wus confused.
they go for ice cream
ichigo: yay ice creammmm
rukia: definitely better than spirit reaper work
ichigo sees his new friends come by. there was sony samsung, sephiroth hamazaki, ichiro suzuki, sith lord ali, and five thousand dolleru.

sony samsung: sup d00d you hangin wit rukia?
sephiroth: ya cant u see the connection

ichigo blushes NO CONNECTION IS GOING ON! UR CRAZY
ichiro: stfu there is such a connection going on .
sith lord ali: you are such a faggot dude

five thousand dolleru: cmon' guyz, let's leave these losers alone
so then everything was fine until rukia noticed wandering soul. she then see the hollow kidnap her!
rukia: NO!

in hollow world...

girl: LET ME GO!
pedobear: You know what I'm going to say, and I suggest we do it.
hollow king: no...
hollow king: kekekekeke...i sense the pain u have...fufufufuf...wakawakawakwaka...u will make a fine hollow with your sorrow!
so they turned her into hollow. it kinda looked like black zebraoctops with a giant mask in humanoid form. it was cool looking. it go bak into the real world.

bak in the real world...
ichigo: rukia, we did the best we culd do
rukia: no
ichigo: yes
rukia : no, i culd have saved her but i wusnt taken my soul responsibilties far enouhg...-.-
so they do normal stuff until it is midnight. hollow come out and release davey havok(faggot trash) all over city.

city was ruined. it could not be fixed!
ichigo waked up. he went to bathroom and also watched late nite tv.
icihgo: i luv conan o brien.
ichigo cell phone rings. his ringtone goes off. it wuz chamillionare. try to catch me ridin dirty.

ichigo: rukia?
ichigo: you have good news and bad news?
ichigo: whats the bad news? what? hollow!
ichigo: what's the good news? you, those commercials suck ass
ichigo snaked out at night. he looked at streets. he see old scary japanese men and loli running away. he see date sim games and japanese prostitutes galore.
the pantsu machine had a line that was a block long. he run of to rukia

he showed up 2 an abanoned warehouse whar rukia wuz.
ichigo: where is it! let me at it!
all of a sudden ceiling collapses! debris falls and they both run out and they see the hollow!
rukia and ichigo fight hollow. they use moves from killbill and jet li movies. and matrix. they fight it for a good long time. it might take two episodes to fight it.
but no, those suck ass, and my fanfiction dusnt.
it goes to climax point. hollow is angry. it slips up and ichigo slices it. it loosk like little girl! he sees little girl! she is crying!
little girl hollow: plz kill me! im not emo, but i dont want to ruin nething nemor!1!

ichigo: crying and slices girl it is dun. she has been sentto spirit world.

it is morning now. it is a cloudy day. too cloudy. ichigo is listening to western music, which is much superior to eastern music. lightning strikes. he looks at his window.
he sees pedobear for a second. he then scratches his eyes, and there was nothing.