Attention: I've got the flu and I'm just so bored so I'm making this. Enjoy :] (P.S. Pretend I'm a vampire so I don't have to sleep and stuff…Bear with me here!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Hug-Tackle him randomly throughout the day.
Find out when his birthday is and throw him a huge surprise party. Make sure you get the baby alive, that really craps itself!
Try to set him on fire
Grin at him. The whole day.
Hang onto his legs and laugh. The whole day….
Switch his shampoo with pink hair dye.
Frolick around him and pretend you and him are surrounded by a field of pink flowers…
Ask him where babies come from.
Sing a loud, obnoxious song whenever he's in a room. (EX: Umbrella)
Sing it in a really high voice
Insist he wears a shirt that says "I Heart Bunnies!"
Cry when he refuses.
During important Volturi meeting, barge in and burp –Try to burp- Loudly. Then ask them where the nearest porta potty is.
Explain you lost your fat dude in there
When you find the porta potty, make Marcus stand behind you. (He may distrust you…) Then fall into the porta potty. (Gross, but make sure there is no poopy in there.)
Ask Marcus to save you
Ask him if you can borrow a flame thrower
When he asks why, Tell him fire is pretty
Throw a cantaloupe at Jane
Blame it on Marcus
There you have it. Not very funny, I know, but blame the flu!