Dinner guests

A/N sorry about not updatin my other fanfics I am still thinking about what will happen next I have got 2 ideas for every fanfic that is in progress and I have got a lot of exams soon :(

The defenders that live in a titanic castle called Splatalot were down at the post office just out side of the square, Kookaburra and Tinkor had to stay out side due to their wacky antics the last time they went into a post office it didn't end so well.

(Flash back 2 years 1 week and 2 days ago)

"RIGHT!" Knightriss's voice boomed, "We are all going to the post office to pick up some mail."

Standing up from a chair, Thorne walked up to the leader and whispered: "Um...Are you sure about taking..." The alchemist stopped, used his almost colourless eyes to point at the wacky duo.

"Thorne is right." Shaiden also whispered to Knightriss, "They are extremely hyperactive."

"Just give the whack a doodles a chance." Ballista huffed, not liking the ninja's comment.

"What could possibly go wrong?" Skabb asked beaming.

(At the post office)

Kook and Tink had destroyed the post office, when the defenders left in 20 minutes. Suddenly, two tall, large and muscle security guards named Ralf and Hal seized the inventor and bird by the trousers and shirt collars making them squirm.

"All right son where do ya both live?" Hal asked sternly trying to keep Tinkor still.

"We live in castle." Tink gulped.

"Where is this castle?" Ralf asked.

"On the other side of the square." Kook grunted.

"You are not defenders are you?" Ralf questioned.

"No." Tink and Kook said at the same time.

(30 min later)

Knightriss heard a knocking at the castles' door,every one panicked when Skabb looked out of the window and said there were security guards out side.

Confidently, coolly and calmly, The leader of the nasty nine opened the door and asked; "Can I help you chaps?"

"Yes Ma'am are these your kids?" Hal asked, shoving the wacky ones next to Knightriss.

"Sort of why what have Kook and Tinkor done?" Knightriss asked, sighing in misery, knowing it will be something terrible.

"Well...Green hair hid in several post bags and jumped out of them then lobbed slime balloons at the customers after that he put itching powder on the employees and some have broken out into rash finally he mixed up all the letters and scatted most of them on the floor." Ralf explained.

"And your cyborg buddy' has: used his robotic hand to shut off the power thus making the fusebox damage beyond repair furthermore, causing a fire causing all the mail we worked hard on getting to people on time is wasted so all I am saying is that the post office has been burnt down." Hal explained.

"On top of that you will be fined." Ralf said.

"ME?!" Knightriss asked shocked.

(A/N With Splat tokens 1 gold= 100, 1 sliver= 50 and 1 bronze =25)

"Yes you have to pay one hundred thousand gold Splat tokens for: the emotional damages, labour, paint and services

(A/N I got the cost thing from when an attacker broke the rung holder thing I didn't know how much was charged I am not good at math.)

Knightriss paid the fine when Hal and Ralf departed from the castle then Knightriss...Glared at the inventor and bird as she grabbed then by the ear.

"GILDAR, SKABB!" The leader yelled.

The barbarian and Viking darted into the room after Knightriss explained what had happened Gildar took Kook and Skabb took Tink for a long talk.

(End of flash back)

"Kook, Tinkor we are going back to the castle." Gildar called.

The duo dashed towards Gildar.

Five minutes later the defenders where back at the castle then went onto the prep room to see what the letter read.

"Tinkor would you like to open it?" Knightriss asked.

"Yea ,yea ,yea." Tink said, taking the letter and opening it.

"It says "Dear Knightriss, I know we have not seen each other for ten years it would be nice if we could have a dinner party with some of my best friends at your castle also, I want to get to know your co workers. I've heard interesting things about them in your last letter sorry it took so long for this letter I have been recruiting some people to be defenders I have got fourteen defenders. Anyway I'll be looking forward to see you in three days.

Yours kindly Ben Posh Jr."

"Oh no...We must wear something formal , have an accepting appearance, act polity etc." The knight was worried.