The Eds Meet the Simpsons- Chapter 1
Rated T for Vulgar Language
(by Gangles)
My 1st Fanfic!!!
Peach Creek, Georgia: Early Morning
Edd is walking up to his mailbox to get the mail just like he does everyday. However, he sees a piece of mail that looks very different from all the others. It turns out that Edd has won a free vacation to Springfield, USA. He runs quickly to Ed's house to tell him the good news.
Edd: Hey Ed!!! You'll never believe what happened to me today!
Ed: Did you win a lifetime supply of buttered toast Double D?
Edd: What the F---? No, but I did win a free vacation to this town called Springfield.
Ed: Aw! I really wanted some buttered toast.
(Both race to Eddy's house to wake him up)
(alarm clock goes off) Eddy: Ummmm.. (throws alarm clock at bedroom wall and breaks it)
Ed & Edd: Ole Eddy! Look what we got!
Eddy: Cash? A Jawbreaker? A Jawbreaker and cash?
Ed: Not even close Eddy. This is clearly a colorful thing-a-maboober.
Edd: That is very nicely put Ed, but what this REALLY is is a free vacation to Springfield.
Eddy: (suddenly leaps out of his bed towards his dresser) Well, what the f--- are we waiting for boys? Let's pack our bags because we got a plane to catch!
(The Eds pack their bags and head for Peach Creek International Airport)
While on the plane, Ed watches horror films, Edd reads, and Eddy gets into a fight with the guy behind him because he tried to scam him out of his entire luggage.
Springfield International Airport: Approximately three hours later
Eddy: God, I think I lost a tooth from that fist fight.
Edd: I told you scamming on a Delta Airlines Flight would be nothing but trouble.
Ed: Start spreadin' the News, I'm leaving today
We're all a Great big part of it…………NEW YORK!!!!!
Edd: For the last time, we're in SPRINGFIELD; stop being so f---in stupid.
Eddy: Hey guys, Did you know that Springfield is home to the world-famous comedy family the Simpsons?
Edd: Really! Wow, we should go visit them right now!
Ed: Aw, but I wanted to see to the American Gravy Emporium!
Announcer: What will happen when the Eds visit the Simpsons? I don't know, but it's bound to be f---in crazy, so why don't you see for yourself next week in "The Eds Meet the Simpsons- Chapter 2"