Carly
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It's truly a miracle. My father even cried, well, over the phone. Everyone is shocked and ecstatic. I'm dying on the inside. It truly is amazing. Never thought it would happen as I lived in this house.
" I can't believe that our Spencer, our Spencer, is dating an female." Sam says.
" And a beautiful female for that matter." Freddie says, sitting on the couch with a bowl of popcorn. I poke Sam's hand as she sits in front of me at the computer.
" Why the poke?" She asks.
" I like to poke." I reply. She pokes me on the cheek.
" I understand." Her finger stays there on my cheek for quite some time. Now this is annoying. " Now I understand!" She removes her finger and smiles with a mission accomplished. I smirk.
" So, what do you know about this Alice?" Sam asks.
" She's a baker," I say.
" Perfect." Sam comments.
" But she dropped out of medical school for it."
" Predictable." Sam comments.
" Plays video games like a religion." I say.
" Amazing." Freddie comments.
" And she has a little brother named Nicholas." I add.
" How little?" Freddie asks.
" Our age. I haven't met him yet but I heard he's really nice and is your common boy next door." I say.
" So he's a Freddie Benson." Sam says.
" I haven't met the guy!" I defend.
" There can only be one Freddie Benson." Freddie says as if he is a secret agent.
" Yeah, we don't need another Freddie Benson." Sam comments. Freddie's mouth drops and Sam sips her soda.
" Let's just hope he doesn't own a website." I joke. The two look at me in unison as if I had two heads.
*CUE INTRO*
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Spencer
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Alice is making a key lime pie for dinner. She is such a good baker. I sit her kitchen; looking around at the apartment she got as a bribe from her father during her parent's divorce three years ago.
" Do your parents know that you bake now?" I ask. She turns to me, her long brown hair twirls.
" Only my mother and since she said she'll never talk to my father again, I know I'm good."
" So where is Nick?" I ask back.
" Probably with his friend Ashton. Those two are inseparable, always together." Alice replies. I get up and go to her, wrapping my arms around her waist, moving her hair, to kiss her on the neck. She giggles.
" Not now." She says.
" Why not?" I whine.
" You know why, but on another subject," I stop kissing her. " When are we going to introduce the siblings?"
" I don't know. It's up to you."
" I think they should meet up soon."
" How soon?"
" Like tomorrow?"
" Perfect," I say, then kissing her again on the neck. She twirls around and kisses me on the lips. Oh la la, me likey. I place my hands on her waist, her creeping her arms around my neck.
" Win Alice, win!" I hear. We detach and see a brunet boy and a blond boy standing before us in the living room. The blond boy stands in blue jeans and white shirt, holding up a skateboard.
" Spencer, this is Nick's friend Ashton. He's the one who made the comment." She says.
" Ashton." He says, putting his hand out. I walk over to him in the living room.
" Spencer." I say, shaking his hand. Oh my gosh, he's like Sam in everyday, actually, except for the eyes.
" I'm gonna get some juice." Nick says, wearing a blue button down and jean shorts. Alice follows Nick to the fridge, leaving Ashton and I.
" You love Alice?" He asks.
" We've been dating for two weeks." I state.
" Look, she's like a sister to me so if you hurt her, Nick isn't going to do anything, but I will." He says, then leading down their hallway. I take one step to the sofa and fall on his skateboard. I lay on the ground in pain.
" Owned." I hear Ashton yell. Ugh, I'm really gonna hate him.
" Spencer!" Alice yells. I feel Nick and Alice help me up. They sit me on their large sofa. Alice holds my head as Nick storms off. Nick comes back from the hallway, holding on to Ashton's ear.
" Say your sorry." Nick says. Ashton rolls his eyes.
" I'm sorry." He says and like that, Nick lets go of his ear. Ashton walks off to the fridge.
" He eats all your food, doesn't he." I say.
" Yep." Alice says, stroking my hair. Oo, he likey.
Nick
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Ashton and I sit on the bed, playing some San Cisco. Ashton throws the tiny basketball into the tiny basketball hoop on the wall. I get up and go to the mini fridge. I grab a peppy cola and toss one to Ashton.
" Do you think Sam Puckett will go for me?" He asks.
" Who knows, you two are two peas in a pod."
" I know, I just wanted to know if you think she would go for me."
" Dude, you would never meet her."
" Dude, your sister is dating Spencer Shay, brother of thee Carly Shay. The high chances of meeting Sam Puckett are so high the band Fun knows it."
" My friends are getting higher than the empire state." I sing.
" So let's set the world on fire, we can burn brighter than the sun." I hear a girl sing. I lift my head and see Miss Willa Kensley; shoulder length wavy light brown hair, radiating blue eyes, and a five foot three curvy frame. She's your average teenage girl who wears her hipster style like a boss.
" And, you're here again." Ashton comments.
" Nice to see you too Ashton Fredric Stratford." Willa says. Instant burn.
" The only person who says my full name is my father." Ashton says.
" Or Principal Stevenson after one of your schemes." I say.
" Oh that Stevenson." Ashton comments.
" That poor woman cleaning up all your messes, or making you clean them up." Willa says, walking over to the futon and laying on it. We all sit around in silence as it is clear that Willa is tired.
" So how are things with Alice and Spencer?" She asks.
" Great. I'm actually shipping them." I reply. When I ship, I ship hard. Willa sits up on the futon and looks around.
" What is it?" I ask.
" What's for dinner?" She asks.
" Must you eat my food?"
" Hey, it's this or my father's famous meatless meatloaf with spinach on the side."
" I still don't know how you live with him." Ashton comments.
" Don't remind me." She says.
Alice
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" Dinner!" I yell. I hear the teenager's footsteps come down the hallway. They come running into the adjacent dinning room.
" Whats for dinner mother?" Ashton asks in a british accent, sitting down with Nick and Willa.
" Spaghetti tacos!" Spencer exclaims, bringing the plate to the table.
" Now this is iCarly!" Willa says in excitement. He puts the plate on the table and they all immediately dig in. Spencer and I sit down and join the dysfunctional family of unaccommodated love. The only sound in the apartment is us biting into the tacos.
" So, what is it like being related to Carly?" Ashton asks.
" She's my baby sister." Spencer replies.
" Yeah, but would she go for a like me?" Willa, sitting next to him, kicks him in the leg causing him to go cross eyed in annoyance. Spencer looks at him oddly.
" Well, she did go through one bad boy phase." He says.
" Is this phase still going?" Ashton asks.
" No way." He emphasizes. Willa snickers and Ashton kicks her. She kicks him back and then it turns into a classic Ashton and Willa fight. They fight it to the floor. Spencer leans his head closer to me.
" Are we supposed to be doing something?" Spencer asks.
" Give it two more minutes." I reply, taking another bite of the spaghetti taco.
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Freddie
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" So where is Spencer?" I ask from the sofa. I watch Carly put our pizza on plates. She looks up.
" He's at Alice's tonight." She replies. Sam comes out of the bathroom and joins me on the sofa. " I'm glad he met someone. I hope they marry." She adds, bringing the plates to us. We take it from her hands. She sits on the floor and puts her plate on the coffee table.
" So what movie are we gonna watch?" Carly ask.
" The Goonies." I say.
" Carrie!" Sam says. I look at her in disbelief. She gives back the same face.
" Oh no." I hear Carly comments. In a instant, we are yelling at each other explaining which one is better than the other. We continue to argue about the two movies when I notice that Carly has gotten up and left on us, taking the pizza box with her.
" Wow, she is lonely." Sam says.
" Knowing her she is just making a small deal a whole lot bigger." I say.
" I'm her best friend! I should know that!"
" What valid response is that?"
" I'm in love!" I hear. I turn my head around to see Spencer holding his hands with goggly eyes. I just look at him in curiosity.
" Are you going to marry the woman?" Sam asks.
" Not yet!" He replies. Oh wow. He really does love her.
" When are we going to meet her?" I ask.
" You two, never. Carly, tomorrow." He replies, then retreating to his bedroom. I look over to Sam.
" Should we tell Carly?" Sam asks.
" Let her find out tomorrow." I say. I grab the remote control and the first thing that appears on the screen is the scene from The Goonies where the boys discover the map.
" Ah ha!" I exclaim in joy.
" No! No! No!" Sam screams. What I love the most, the screaming Sam. Now she is hitting me. No!
Who likes the starting to a very, very long fanfiction? Rate & Review and look forward to chapter two! - SA
