Hey guys! So I got dared by BlackSCrazy to write a poem/haiku for Octavian and read it to him in front of the whole Senate. So Senate members better be reading this because no way in Hades/Pluto am I reading this in front of you!

Disclaimer: I own no characters, just the poem.(which is still better than my dad's)

Octavian, Legacy of Apollo.

Can't you see how creepy you are?

Taking innocent stuffed animals and ripping them to shreads for your own good.

And then acting like a completely evil and creepy maniac like it's normal.

Very ungodly if you ask me.

I'm just saying maybe you should take up a new hobby, like not killing stuffed toys.

Anything's better than that, take knitting for example or even golf.

Now if you'll please excuse me, I have to go puke.

*gags* I think I'm going to go die now. Thanks BlackSCrazy for that wonderful dare.