Hi my name is Venatrix Mortes and I am bored as the pits. My brother has the T.V. and my sister has the family laptop so I can't read my favorite fan fictions. I have books I can read but I have read them a few times and I don't feel like reading them again right now. "I'm bored" I wind to no one unparticular.

"Well why don't you go read you're your transformers books you have at least 50" said my brother.

I give him the bird and he laughs I deiced to go to the library its better than just staring at the ceiling.

"Mom I'm taking Redrun to the library, I'll be back in two hours."

"Drive safely and watch the time, call if you will be later"

"I will bye mom see you later."

There is a crisp fell in the air as I walk out to my car.

"Hey Redrun it's time to go for a drive." Redrun is my 98 Ford torus, I know it seems crazy to talk to my car like it's a real person, but I've read too much about sentient machines that I see Redrun as my adopted baby. "First we are going to go to the library then we will get you a wash and a full tank of gas for you my dear." I could almost swear that the car shuddered in anticipation for the wash and gas, but it must have been my imagination. Shrugging it off I grab my lucky red hat with the autobot symbol on it. I am a Trans Femm, I like to read the about them and I have watched every single show about them even the foreign ones but I' m not overly obsessed with them. I like transformer but I like other things to like Knight Rider and Smallsvile anything that has to do with science fiction in general fascinates me.( I am not like my ex-boyfriend who needs therapy because he thinks he is a decepticons and has a shrine for Megaton). I arrive at the library to find Patch on the computer "hey Ven got board again?"

"Yep I've got to save up and buy a laptop of my own."

"Aww one would think that you didn't want to see me."

"I'll come here just to visit you Patch."

Patch smiled at that "Well when you put it that way I have something that will brighten your day."

Excitedly I ask "what is it?" He reaches into his pocket and pulse out an Allspark necklace, causing my inner fan girl to squeal in delight. "OH My God Patch where did you get this. O mean look at the detail it looks just like the real Allspark from the movie."

"Do you like it?"

"Like it I love it where did you get this it must have cost a lot of money, I want to get one for myself."

"No need for that I got this for you."

I jump up and hug Patch as hard as I can. "Thank you, thank you, thank you I love it."

"You're welcome, I'm glad you like it. Now if I may?" He places the Allspark on my neck so it nestles in the hollow of my throat.

"Thank you it's very pretty."

"I saw it and thought it would be perfect for your inner fan girl."

"My inner fan girl says you were right." I let my lips gentle brush his "Just think in three more months we can go on date with out fear."

"I can hardly wait my huntress."

Patch and I have been dating for a year so are only problem is that I am 17 and Patch is 21 years old, so it Kind of puts a dent when he wants to take me out with his friends, but I still love him regardless.

"I have to get back to work why don't we go out to see a movie Saturday Tron is coming out."

I smile "It sounds perfect pick me up for a matinee?"

"That sounds perfect I'll pick you up at two?"

"Sounds about right see you later Patch." Patch leave to finish his work well I go online to check which fan fictions were up dated Tenshi of Light21 had added another chapter to her story "Her twins". I just have on thing to say about transformers the girls in the story is always the butt of a cosmic joke I because you think that Primus would use someone who could handle all the shit that he flings at them but no they have to be flung out in the open and adapt to the situation. Why can't Primus leave the poor Femm alone? It seams to me that the woman end up cleaning up the mess his children leave behind and not the men. On the other hand Women are naturally built to raise children and they do make a better story when they take out the mechs. I wouldn't mind meeting the transformers myself (my inner fan girl would die of happiness). First thing I would do is find an Allspark shard and bring Jazz back to life because that bot didn't deserve to die cures Michael Bay to the pits for killing the Jazzster. I was so absorbed in my thoughts that I jumped when the computer said you've got mail. I didn't recognize the sender but I opened it anyway. Would you like to meet the transformers? I decided to hummer the guy and sent him a reply. I would love to meet the transformers if they were really. He sent a reply what would you do if you met one? That was easy to answer I would help them all out bots and constry to end their dam war I mean come-on fifteen billion years grow up and get a life people you're a dyeing race and wont last much longer if you keep killing each other off. Not to mention that the whole war would not have gone on this long if they would have come up with a suitable compromise. I sent the reply and he responded, would you really help a Con even after every thing they have done? What is this guy getting at? Yes I would help the cons some of them are honorable warriors and are worthy of respect and if they would stop killing people they would be a great representative to there kind. After I sent the message the computer started to shriek like a transformer well some type of glyphs covered the screen they looked like the language of the Primes but it could have been Japans. "Dam prank Emails" the library gave me the death glare so I decided it was time to go. I got Redrun the full ank of gas and was about to go to the car wash but it was starting to look like rain and I could hear thunder in the distance. "I guess your bath will have to whate for another date Redrun lets head home, I would hate to get stuck in that storm." When I get a hold of the guy who sent me that prank email I'm going to rip him a new aft hole because I keep seeing the glyphs and they are giving me a headache. I close my eyes for a moment, when I open them they floe in the air looking like electricity running across the road. Redrun almost seamed to shudder in fear or anticipation. "Don't worry girl just a few more minuets then we will be home." A bolt of lightning hit the ground in front of us and I knew no more.