The Game of Chance
HOST- Welcome to the game where you always lose. Today's contestants are the pathetic and senile Tusaka and the funny yet we're not laughing Sora.
Tusaka runs out while his theme music is Outkasts Hey Ya.
Sora runs out while his theme music is Ozzy's Crazy Train
HOST- So Tusaka what do you do for a living?
Tusaka- I like big butts and I can not lie all you other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get ….. Host then interrupts and says Hostess.
HOST- So Sora what do you do?
Sora- I reapulstrate furniture mostly couches.
HOST- That's great I guess.
HOST- Let's get started okay we have an item on that table you have to guess it's price. The item is a Bikini from JC Penny.
Sora- Uh……300.00
Tusaka- Hm…. 29.95
HOST- Okay the actual price is…..right after this commercial break.
HOST- Okay we are back and the retail price for that bikini is 350.29
HOST- Sora come on down.
HOST- Here we have 3items and they are a pound of aromatic grass, three bikinis, and a Noble Grunty. You have 30 seconds to tell me how much they cost and GO.
Sora- Aromatic grass is…..
Elk- Sora it is 35.00
Sora- Thanks little dude uh…. Bikinis……
Bulmung- Sora 52.35
Sora- Thanks man the Noble Grunty is……..
Noble Grunty- Mon Ami I'm 39.99
Sora- Thanks uh…. pig face
HOST- Okay aromatic grass was 35.00 the bikinis were 52.35 and the Noble Grunty is oh I am so sorry 40.00. If you were to win you would've got a plastic surgeon. Elk runs and steals the aromatic grass and Bulmung and Orca steal the Bikinis. Mimiru comes out and decapitates the Grunty's head.