Zumi-chan: Kon'nichiwa! This is my first fanfic. I would like you to tell me anything! Bad, good, err… retarded?

Natsume: Can I say it's bad and retarded?

Zumi-chan: Ehhh! You're so mean! TT^TT I bet you haven't even read it, yet! This is just the intro!

Natsume: Hmph.

Zumi-chan: Hmph.

Ruka: Ummm… I guess you should read on, please!

Changed

Chapter 1

"Hotoru, Hotoru!" Mikan shouted. Hotoru set down her tools and turned around, wondering what the commotion was. "Hotoru!" said Mikan. She hugged her with glee. Hotoru was emotionless, but she hugged her back. She was glad she could see her smile. "Hotoru, guess what?" she told her. "What," she said back,"I think I've grown about three centimeters!" Without knowing, Natsume had placed his hand on her chest. "They haven't grown at all," he said.

Mikan twitched her eyebrows and took the closest thing near her, Hotoru's Baka Gun. She aimed for his head. BAKA! "You have no right to touch me there!" she yelled at his face. Natsume was glaring at her (because he fell down in public) and said " You shouldn't have done that…strawberry print." Mikan look down. "EHHHH," she shouted. She patted the burning fire on her skirt. "You perverted molester!"

"Why would I have the desire to look at you, ugly girl."

BAKA!

"You deserved that one, too!"

Hotoru frowned and snatched her baka gun away. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a stick of gum. "Here," she said, "I want you to test it out, but that would cost 10 rabbits"

"Why do I have to pay for it?"

"You owe me."

"You're robbing me every single day, Hotoru. Please!"

"Five rabbits, then."

"Deal."

Mikan reached into her pocket and pulled out ten rabbits and said ", Err…do you have change for ten?"

"Nope," she said and yanked the rabbits from her hand. Mikan just stared at her. "Well," said Hotoru ", Test it out."

Mikan sighed and took off the shiny aluminum foil off the stick of gum. She put it in her mouth and tried to savor the taste while chewing. COUGH, COUGH, COUGH. She grabbed her neck, feeling excruciating pain in her throat and stared at the floor. COUGH ,COUGH. A few people stood up, including Ruka and said, "MIKAN! MIKAN! Quick, someone! Get help now! She's choking!"

Natsume, once in his life, actually worried about her. Hotoru grabbed something in her bag and took out the panda headphones communicator. She puts it on her head and said, "Mikan Sakura is choking. We need help, immediately. This is Elementary building, sixth grade class B. Repeat. Mikan Sakura is choking. We need help, immediately. Elementary building, sixth grade, class B." Mikan fell on the floor, scrunching up into a ball. COUGH. Natsume reached for her, but pulled his hand back.

The coughing finally stopped. Mikan flipped her head. Her hair grew longer and her body grew taller. Her short girly legs were transformed into long graceful legs for a model. Her face was childish no more and was turned into her fifth-teen year old face that everybody knew when she ate Hotoru's aging candy during the warp-hole incident. Her long eyelashes fluttered open; her eyes were no longer that warm caramel colored eyes that everybody admired. Her eyes were turned into a blue sky, it is pretty, but it had an empty feeling, a feeling of loneliness.

Mikan took a pretty good look around the classroom and stared at everyone's worried and teary faces. She stood up with her boob bouncing up and down. "Whoa… Look Ruka," said Mikan, "I have boobs now!"

Zumi-chan: So, what do you think?

Natsume: I hate it when you made me too sensitive.

Zumi-chan: Deal with it , Mother-FFFFer

Natsume: Do you want to die that much?

Ruka: Wait, why do I have to go through the suffering of Mikan's large breasts!

Natsume: Pffffft~ That girl is the size of a washboard.

Mikan: *Grabs Baka Gun and shoots*

Natsume: Damn-it, why did we have to go through that again!

Mikan: It was your fault.

Hotoru: *Grabs Baka Gun back* Please review!