Smallpaw winks and says "Welcome to my show! Today we have two contestants!" Smallpaw presses a button and Bluestar plus Firestar appear from out of nowhere.
When Bluestar appears she shrieks "How do you have the power to summon us kit?!''
Smallpaw laughs and doesn't seem to be offended by Bluestar calling him a kit. Then Smallpaw speaks, still laughing. "Oh, because I was going to be a leader silly!"
Bluestar growls angrily. "How dare you call me silly, kit! I am Bluestar, the greatest leader of the forest! Uh, no offense Firestar."
Firestar rolls his eyes like this was what happened everyday of his StarClan life. (Which it actually does happen everyday to Firestar.) "None taken and before you fight, I will ask a civilized question; Why are we here?
Smallpaw sits down and washes his paws neatly before he answers. Finally Yellowfang appears out of nowhere and screams at Smallpaw saying "Hurry up you mouse-brained scrap of kitten fur!" Smallpaw quickly answers, "To be my contestants of course!" Yellowfang disappears and it seemed like she was never there because of what happens next.
Bluestar leaps at Smallpaw growling like LionClan.
Firestar mutters to himself "It seems I am the only sane cat here. Wait, that's as usual." Then Firestar says in a louder voice, "Ahem, Smallpaw, we sorta are leaders too."
Smallpaw is now dodging Bluestar like, well, a cat maniac. Then Smallpaw says, as he's dodging Bluestar and her crazy attacks. "Oh right! Well, we'll be an all leader host of this talk show!"
"That doesn't make any sense Smallpaw." Firestar says politely.
Smallpaw giggles and still dodging Bluestar, he says "I know. That's all for today folks!"
Firestar disappears while muttering "At least I'll get some peace for once" and Bluestar attempts to kill Smallpaw.