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I now announce the new……(trumpets)
Cat news!
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"Hello and welcome to warriors news! Today iwould like to announce, Firestar just made out with sandstorm!" Cloudtail meowed
"False information!" firestar meowed fixing his tie.
"Now for the weather!" sandstorm meowed
"Its raining out today! Simple as that!" silverstream purred.
"Back to you firestar!"
"Thanks silverstream very detailed. Last night at 9:00 riverclan fired a missile at windclan. We're here live with tallstar."
"Tallstar, how do you feel?"
"Crappy firestar! Half our clan is ill from the radiation!" Tallstar hissed
"Well don't just stand there! Shot em! Pew pew pew! Boom! Pow pow! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeew!" sandstorm meowed playing with her toy aircraft.
"Back to you Cloudtail!"
"Thanks firestar recently, well 5 minutes ago graystripe kissed silverstream! Oooooo!" Cloudtail meowed
"False information!" Graystripe mowed wiping the bright red lip-gloss of his fur.
"Yesterday, could shadowclan b stealing Thunderclan fresh-kill pile?" Cloudtail meowed
"What do you have to say about this tigerstar?" Cloudtail meowed
"Well…shh bluestar… we haven't been stealing... aaa ha ha ha bluestar stop it! Thunderclans fresh-kill. Bluestar stop it!" Tigerstar meowed
"Sandstorm take it!" Cloudtail meowed
"Yesterday leopardstar's jet plane crashed into a tree wounding her clan, but no one died." Sandstorm meowed shoving a cracker in he mouth.
"Well sandstorm that's it for now- we'll be back after these following messages!" Firestar purred.
-Commercials-
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"Welcome back! Firestar is going out with spottedleaf!" Cloudtail meowed
"Firestar come to your office!" sandstorm meowed
"I wouldn't-"firestar meowed trying to grab sandstorm.
"Betrayer!" sandstorm hissed looking at spottedleaf grabbing chocolate bars from firestar's desk.
"Oh c'mon I was hungry!" spottedleaf meowed.
"E hem you guy this I live television…" Cloudtail meowed
"In other news, silverstream, weather?"
"Are you guy's retards? I said it was raining! But the rai is slowly dying! Back to you sandstorm."
"I'm hotter than spottedleaf!" sandstorm hissed "oh yeah umm… Cinderpelt saw a vision from starclan! Here live." Sandstorm purred.
-Cinderpelt meditating in her office-
"I see chocolate! And llamas! And cows! AND BUTZEN LAKE!" Cinderpelt screamed terrified.
"That's all folks! Run to your bomb shelters cuz y'all gonna die!" sandstorm screamed.
-Show is all a little grey fuzzy screen-
-End of show music-
next chapter, is news! cat news! da da da da la la la la la la la. reveiw?