Eavesdrop, 6/18/08
Note: Rated T-T+ in the beginning, then moves to K-K+
Picture this: staying after school, I should be finishing a big English project and/or studying for my Social Studies final. My friend (sitting next to me) then says something about fanfiction, and I mention I've never written one in school before, so please give me a pairing. She says "GinxAizen". I write. And that is my tale of procrastination; longer than this actual story.
…….
"Calm down, Gin, you're making this out to be something bigger than it needs to be."
"Well, it hurts too much! I've never had this done before!"
"Well, take a deep breath, and brace yourself."
"What do you think I've been doing?! I've done exactly what you've been telling me to do, but it still hurts too much!"
"Well, if you just gave me a chance to pull it out, it wouldn't hurt as much, nor would it take as long!"
"Shut up! If I say it hurts, than it hurts!"
This odd conversation went on between Gin and Aizen for a while. Little did they know, though, that there were some very curious eavesdroppers just outside the bathroom door, in which Gin and Aizen were occupying. Ulquiorra looked to Grimmjow, and Grimmjow looked back. The two were very confused. "You don't think they're…do you?"
"Of course not. Why on Hueco Mundo would Aizen-sama subject himself to such erotic frivolity? We all know he's better than that."
"But it sure sounds like…"
"Nonsense. Come Grimmjow, we must report to our chambers on Aizen's order," said Ulquiorra, folding his arms behind his back and walking away. Grimmjow looked back at the door, then turned back to go to his chamber.
…….
"One, two, three…there we go! Does that feel better?" Aizen asked, holding up the tweezers. Gin flexed his toes. "Ahh, that does feel better, Aizen-sama; thank you so much for pulling that splinter out of my toe for me!"
"It was no trouble at all. Next time, try and watch out for trees, okay? Wait, there are no trees here, how did you get a splinter?" Aizen asked. Gin looked ashamed.
"Well, you see…"
"On second though, I don't want to know. Now, shall we proceed to my chambers?"
"Lead the way," said Gin, following Aizen out of the bathroom.